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Logan9993
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Joined: 30 Mar 2008

If you had a choice of what your last words could be what would you say?

Mine would be "Don't worry, it's not dangerous..."
My girlfriend said her's would be "OOOOO, What does this button do? (*click*)"

Easykill
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1720
Joined: 13 Sep 2007

"I lose"

Ha.

LOLocaust
Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

MY god, this non-stop three-way is going to give me a heart attack! We've been at it almost six days!

jim_doki
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1504
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

of course its not loaded!

That's some good cake

Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4066
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Fucking Cliff Racers.....

Kevashim
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 12 Dec 2007

"Hah, you missed..."

BaronAsh
Muckraker
Posts: 350
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

"I'll be back." or "Fuck you I'm an anteater."

MindBullets
Beat Writer
Posts: 145
Joined: 5 Apr 2008

"This human has encountered a problem and needs to shut down. Do you wish to send an error report?"

Preferably in a robotic, monotone voice.

Spacelord
Beat Writer
Posts: 166
Joined: 7 May 2008

"Respawn in 3, 2, 1..."

Hey Joe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1454
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Who ordered the pastrami on rye?

I'd like to leave all my money to...

Finally, after all these years I've paid off my mortgage!

Do the hustle!

Stammer
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Posts: 709
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me..."
haha

Markness
Copy Clerk
Posts: 64
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

"I worked for 50 years and didn't get to enjoy my retirement? That's it, I'm coming back as a serial killer."

riftinducer
Copy Clerk
Posts: 80
Joined: 10 May 2008

Next round's on me.....
I just want to tell you, you're... a dickhead.

Lucky Noob
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Joined: 3 Mar 2008

My only regret is not killing all of you and your families. :p or "For pony!" or maybe even "404 error: life not found"

User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4. (Permanent)
WlknCntrdiction
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 621
Joined: 8 May 2008

luke or *insert name of person holding me in arms as i die*, i am your father, through unsubstantial and unconventional processes i am your father. now let me die. *dies*

WlknCntrdiction
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Joined: 8 May 2008

Lucky Noob:
My only regret is not killing all of you and your families. :p or "For pony!" or maybe even "404 error: life not found"

lol at looking for group, classic

Ruffythepirate
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Posts: 108
Joined: 15 Apr 2008

"Kids, if I ever rise from the dead as a zombie, I wan't you to just hit me in the head real hard with a shovel."

Lucky Noob
BANNED
Posts: 16
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

My only regret is not killing Jack Thompson

User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4. (Permanent)
MindBullets
Beat Writer
Posts: 145
Joined: 5 Apr 2008

Stammer:
"If I go down, I'm taking you with me..."
haha

That could work on quite a few levels. Good one!

dungeonmaster
Paperboy
Posts: 31
Joined: 30 Apr 2008

VICTORY IS MINE!

ggiantspider
Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 1 Jun 2008

I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

Fondant
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 803
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

I'll see you in hell'

zacaron
Muckraker
Posts: 281
Joined: 7 Apr 2008

game over please insert quarter to continue.

i told you i was sick.

cleverlymadeup
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2111
Joined: 7 Mar 2008

the goggles they do nothing NOTHING!!!!!

Arkidisey Arinari
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 26 May 2008

"I told you Hony, I fixed the heater two days ago!" ... "Yes, of course I know how!"

thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6971
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

"I told you it was the red wire!"

"Are you sure the electricity's turned off?"

WolfMage
Muckraker
Posts: 292
Joined: 19 May 2008

Lucky Noob:
My only regret is not killing Jack Thompson

With a box of all the GTA games.

wilsonscrazybed
Red Guard
Posts: 1786
Joined: 16 Dec 2007

The Lysol is in the...

Arkidisey Arinari
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 26 May 2008

"Duck, Duck, Goo--" *explosion*

Arkidisey Arinari
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 26 May 2008

"Come on, it was a joke. I didn't hit him that hard." ... "Right?"

Aidanadv
Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 10 May 2008

I said it was safe. Now follow me.

Kedcom
Paperboy
Posts: 44
Joined: 15 Feb 2008

"What? I thought you said these came with a backup parachute!?"

"Don't worry, it's always the red cable they cut in the movies..."

Or my favourite real famous last words written on Spike Milligan's tombstone: "I told you I was ill."

:P

ultra_v_89
Beat Writer
Posts: 207
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

It was Christianity that provided the virgins in heaven, right? RIGHT?!?
or
SAVE ME JEBUS!?!(followed by) Oh, Hi Jebus.

DGKT93
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 24 May 2008

(scream) "NOOOO! I NEVER SAW DEATH PROOF!"

shatnershaman
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3015
Joined: 8 May 2008

I AM A GAY ROBOT
It's a good thing I finished the fight.
Death pass me a beer.
hehehe diarrhea

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