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Copy Clerk  Posts: 117 Joined: 10 May 2008     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 529 Joined: 2 Jun 2008     | Voiding bowels in 3...2...1.... |
Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 5 May 2008   | I like Marx's thoughts on this, "Last words are for fools who havent said enough" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 9 Jan 2008   | End quote ---- I'm a periferal visionary. I can see the future but only way off to the side. |
Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | All in all I'd rather be in Philadelphia. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 664 Joined: 16 May 2008  | My only regret... is that I have... boneitus |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 76 Joined: 29 Nov 2007   | arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 1 Jun 2008   | Crap... I'll never get these stains out... |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 | My...only regret.. is... not playing psychonaughts... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2133 Joined: 28 May 2008    | "...and then divide it by zero...OH SH-" either that or "hey does that look like its falling to you?" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 982 Joined: 21 Feb 2008  | *drops live hand grenade* MARTYRDOM BITCHES! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 | From a game of 2142- |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 720 Joined: 22 Mar 2008  | If I die in high school, it's gonna be, "Fuck you Shiley. Fuck you to motherfucking hell, you little gay queer fag fuck..." Because he is the guy that we would kick off of fucking crew if it weren't for the fact he hasn't done anything bad other than total retardation. And those would be my last words because I hate him and he'd prolly make the fucking light array fall on me. If I die while driving, it'll be "Fuck. Assignment: Terminated. Subject unab;e to preserve mission critical objects/personnel." If I die of old age, it'll be like "God will love me. He already has prepared his horns and red pointy fork for me." If I die in the military, which I might, if I join it, it'll be like "Alright, that I.E.D. is defused. Drive that HUMVEE right over it." |
Muckraker  Posts: 339 Joined: 16 Mar 2008   | My last words... "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 12821 Joined: 30 Jan 2008   |
Damnit! You beat me to it. "I see heaven. There's Mao. And there's Hitler. Wait a minute..." |
BANNED  Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008   | Remind me again why you're here, and who I pissed off enough to get your sorry ass sent after me? Edited: Thanks Love for catching the typo. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | My last words would be, "Loading next... map." |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 12821 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | "Big mistake, man." |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 529 Joined: 2 Jun 2008 | This is a trained alligator folks! He won't bite down! |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 529 Joined: 2 Jun 2008 | Prince Albert's last words, as told by Robin Williams: "Victoria I'm dying...I would like you to name a Museum, a music hall, and a bolt through the c*ck after me." |
On the Record  Posts: 6822 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  |
Correction: "My last words need to be good ones. Lemme think for a minute." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3350 Joined: 3 Apr 2008     | * Is this safe to eat? * MY TURN!!!! * Hey it's a long way down isn't it |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3664 Joined: 21 Jan 2008   | "Not with a whimper, but a bang" But, of course, I can change the order to suit the occasion... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 185 Joined: 14 Nov 2007  |
How about "Sorry Vader I just couldn't be F***ed with th..... |
Paperboy  Posts: 24 Joined: 15 Mar 2008 | "AFK" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1207 Joined: 15 May 2008 | 'Aw, this ourfit is dry clean only!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1207 Joined: 15 May 2008 | exit(); |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 3 Jun 2008 | "At last he sleeps alone" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1276 Joined: 27 Mar 2008  | "Damnit! Time to Quickload!" |
On the Record  Posts: 5695 Joined: 24 Apr 2008    | "If it wasn't a cunning plot i would suspect Xbox fans of this..." |
Paperboy  Posts: 29 Joined: 8 Oct 2007   | Gazpacho Soup! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 104 Joined: 14 Apr 2008 | ... Oh, fuck. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 364 Joined: 10 Jan 2008 | |
Muckraker  Posts: 326 Joined: 10 Apr 2008  | Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1098 Joined: 19 May 2008  | "I'm not dead!" *sound of dirt thrown on casket* "...hello?" |
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