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Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 29 May 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1366 Joined: 27 Jan 2008     | Cut the RED wire, right? |
Beat Writer Posts: 173 Joined: 29 May 2008 | how did that deer get a shotgun? ughhhh.... (death) |
Beat Writer Posts: 173 Joined: 29 May 2008 | save the cheerleader, save the world |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 5 Jun 2008 | "fail" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1810 Joined: 8 Apr 2008     | "Go go gadget death throes!" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 873 Joined: 4 Dec 2007   | my roflcopter went shwashwashwashwa actually "dude watch this.." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 78 Joined: 25 Feb 2008  | What cool things I'd want to say: What I'll probably say just before I die: |
Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 16 Jan 2008    | I AM ON FIRE!! I'M BURNIN' I'M BURNIN'! |
Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 31 May 2008   | "unquote" |
On the Record  Posts: 7316 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | "Firin' mah lazer!" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 448 Joined: 10 May 2008    | "Watch this, I saw it in Donnie Darko..." (To Son) "Son, come closer, (whispers) You're adopted, and I never loved you." "I'm comin' Elizabeth!" "Wow miss, you're really fat." "Kids, when I die, remove the brain, just in case." 'I request a Satanic funeral." (boos from crowd) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 29 May 2008  | THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 846 Joined: 5 Jul 2008   | "If you strike me down, I will return more powerful than ever before" |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 846 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 | "Come closer -waits- I have martyrdom on" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008     | Son don't point that at {Blam} |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2873 Joined: 21 May 2008   | Oh yeahhhhhhhhh...wait a minute..... YOU ARE A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
On the Record Posts: 7316 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "So wake up, mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the-" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 855 Joined: 25 Mar 2008     | Ah well... guess that was it, I suppose. |
On the Record  Posts: 6207 Joined: 10 Mar 2008    | Dieing a hero: "Damn you lex luthor!!" Dieing a villan: "Damn you superman!!" Dieing an average joe: "Well, that was a waste of time..." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 93 Joined: 17 Jun 2008  | Heh heh, buddha. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 202 Joined: 24 Jun 2008    | Ok I'm gonna die now, please don't make three clones of me |
Muckraker  Posts: 268 Joined: 1 Jul 2008  | "Whats the worst thing that could happen?!" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 882 Joined: 1 Jan 2008  | "Give me my fiddle!" |
BANNED  Posts: 45 Joined: 20 Jun 2008 | "Tell everyone i said something witty." User was banned for: What are your favorite web-sites?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1299 Joined: 27 Mar 2008   | "FWATCHOO!!" or "Must... Beat... Pacman..." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1685 Joined: 7 May 2008   | During a hostage situation, |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | While driving in fog. |
Muckraker Posts: 346 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Darwin award for the army Colonel during the Boer War who, in an ultimately futile effort to increase his men's morale, stood up in his trench and proclaimed: "Those God-damned Boers can't shoot str..." (One presumes he meant "straight", but let's face it, we'll never know for certain.) I'd like my last words to be profound-sounding and, at the same time, utterly baffling. Something like "Rosebud" or "I smell bread". But less literary. That'd do me. Or how about this: "That gold bullion I stole... it's buried in..." **chokes** |
Muckraker  Posts: 338 Joined: 20 Mar 2008  | "Haha you made this???? Well... at least it's not poisonous..." or "If I'm wrong let god strike me do...." or "Awweeee, such a cute lil alligator!!!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | "See the bear is Oh dear god help me!" "Son now don't point that at..." "Honey you **has a heart attack**"' "Oh come on it won't kill you...Jesus Fucking Christ!" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 730 Joined: 29 Feb 2008 | If there is a hell cya there |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 77 Joined: 3 Jul 2008 | Don't worry, i'll punch ur tickect 2 HELL! or "Oh wow, i c a white lite, theres jesus, and naked chic- naw just kiddin' satan says ur nxt" or "Holy Shit! its Cliff Burton! (metallica referance)" and last "if u strike me down, i shall become more powerful than u could possibly imagine" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 426 Joined: 23 Apr 2008  | "Don't touch my stuff." |
Paperboy  Posts: 28 Joined: 1 Jun 2008   | "I am so haunting you" "Oh shit not again" "We could have sex" "WHY DOES IT HAVE SEVEN MOUTHS?" |
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Death:
it wasnt stewie who was laughing at me, it was GOD!!! death*
After Death:
jesus is asian!?, whoa did not see that one coming.