I got looking at the reviews forums earlier today and saw two game reviews right on top of each other, Company of heroes, and Guitar Hero. I mused over why so many games had to use the word "hero" in their title. Then it struck me; this might be a fun forum game.

So here's how it works. Put on your thinking cap. Mix two games with similar words in their titles and make a new concept based on that new premise. I know all you creative people will do way better than my first attempt.

Company of Guitar Heroes: A "highly realistic" RTS set in the 1980s where your elite squad of rock gods try to protect western hair metal sensibilities from the looming threat of fascist synthpop. Includes a "playable" machine gun with six color-coded buttons and a twelve hour long solo from Wagner's "Die Valkyrie."

EDIT: New rule, if it's not that obvious please put the names of the two games you cannibalized.

This is a hilarious thread idea, and I would totally play that...gimme a second, I will return with an ACTUAL response.

Supreme Marvel: Ultimate Forged Alliance - Basically a swirl of pretty colours like REZ HD but with multiplayer.
Not very good i know but the word alliance got stuck in my head and i couldn't think of much else. A shed load of games have alliance in the title though.
(That's Supreme commander forged Alliance and Marvel Ultimate Alliance)

Trek Wars Galaxies: The MMO Space Flight-sim/Shooter that puts into the players' hands the chance to play out the ultimate internet geek debate: Enterprise vs Star Destroyer

BIOSIMS Ever wonder what a day in the life of Rapture was like?
*Enroll to become a big daddy!
*Scavenge the streets in search of food!
*Dont forget to raid that mans appartment and use his toilet!
*Useful plasmids to stop you wetting yourself when that splicer attacks you!

Buy now for £45.99 at your local Game or Gamestation.
(available on PC, PS3, Wii and Xbox 360)

Command & Conquer: Yuri's Burnout Revenge: Combining the thrills and excitement with crashing your cars in burnout with the strategic planning of the C&C series.

Synopsis: Yuri is back and madder than ever. He has found a way to control these murderous sentient cars to crash and destroy everything in existence. It is up to you to fight back using your own cars and fight the forces of evil and put a stop to Yuri once and for all.

Dance Dance Dead Rising (DDDR): In which you play a break-dancing zombie hunter who uses flash moves and high kicks to dispatch the living dead to the beat. Match your feet to the rhythm arrows to fight zombies in front, left, right, and behind you. The final boss encounter features a dance-battle agaisnt a horde of undead set to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".

Legend of zelda: ocarina-harp in a boat covered in an alternate universe...

you play as link, and you need to save the princess from... well... ganon... just like always... [/cheek]

50 Cent: Blood Money, the upcoming sequel to 50 Cent: Contracts, where you're assassinating your audience through your new brand 'killa' style of rap in a Middle-Eastern country. You're paid in diamond shoes, which are stolen. Now you must steal the shoes back using your 'stealth-starr' style of rap.

Either that or you find some big guns, some how, and shoot everyone to take... whats rightfully yours.

God of WarCraft. You're a server manager at Blizzard. With chain blades.

Dungeons and Dragon Keepers: The latest underground adventure feauring our favourite, the Horned Reaper, donning mage robes and a staff for a final showdown with the Avatar and his trusty pet dragon. Available on PC this Autumn.

(Dungeons and Dragons, and a favourite of mine, Dungeon Keeper).

Call of Halo 2 (CoD2 and Halo 2)-Exactly the same as Halo, but with gameplay that actually justifies the price tag.

Star Wars: Empire at the Dawn of War-The Imperium and Empire finally meet, while the other eight races from the Dawn of War series quickly arrive in Empire space to fight for whatever it is they fight for (usually "because we can"). Can the Empire hold back the waves of Guardsmen or the might of the Space Marines? No, they don't stand a chance.

Metal Gear Solid: Son of Liberty City - as a retired army soldier you are called back once again to defend the streets of Liberty City from The Big Boss in a stealth action sandbox game

i'm trying to think of a good star wars one

No More Super Mario Brothers - An eccentric and bloody satire of Nintendo fans that razors through all their social quirps. Bosses include the fanboy who refuses to acknowledge a game's flaws to the point of trying to brainwash the city, a sex-crazed stalker who must always find the next victim in another castle, and a hallucinogen-turtle killing cult.

Super Paper Mario!

...oh, wait.

God of Geometry Wars. Hack and slash your way through an endless onslaught of mythological creatures that all look like little geometric shapes.

Killzone:Combat Evolved

A killzone game that doesn't suck.

Tom Clancy's Underground - a tactical squad based skateboarding game that will bring skateboarding to the next level

Star Wars: Battlefield 1123: Battle For Endor: Drake Unleashed - we could write anything here, you'd still buy it cause it has JEDI in it and it's Star Wars

Metal Gear Skateboarding... Wait... nevermind, that exists.

Um... Devil's War (sounded better then Devil of War): Choose one God-Killing warrior (Dante or Kratos) and go on a bloody slaughter though Demons, the undead, innocents (Kratos), etc.

Assassin's Crossing - Step into the world of Assassin's Crossing, where villagers live their everyday lives as ruthless killers in time with an actual 24-hour clock. To become a part of the thriving murderous community, you'll kill a lot of people, buy a house and interact with other villagers, some of which can be killed by friends and family. As you kill people for your own pleasure, check out what other assassins have done for the community. Destroy relationships by killing other people, slitting their supply throats or wringing their necks. Throughout the game, you'll kill an assortment of political figures and religious icons and different people of rank and affluence. To ensure it will be a desirable place for people to live, help to keep your village beautiful.

Assassin's creed and Animal Crossing, the description is totally ripped off of Animal crossing, with some minor changes

Perfect Dark and Light. Train your giant animal avatar in the art of sneaking around to steal enemy secrets.

Half Second Life : Run around an alien landscape populated with many other players trying to prove you are the one free man.

Haloziation : Raise an Empire of Space Marines to last 4000 years.

Sam and Max Paine : Zany Hijinxs with a talking dog and a bullet dodging gun-bunny.

Dungeon Tycoon : Create a themepark for all the Heroes, and then kill them.

The Sims City : Build an entire city, and then run everyone's life for them.

Diablo : Time Lord of Darkness : Travel through time picking up the most evil people to take on Heaven.

World of Starcraft : Actually, just make this game NOW.

Commander Keen and Conquer Side-scrolling platformer RTS. Take control of one of three factions and defeat your opponent with a wide range of units, ranging from soldiers to supertanks, all on pogo sticks.

World of Warcrack (I'm original(sarcasm(triple parentheses!)))

World of Warcraft where you jump around being bored.

(WOW+crackdown)

world of tabula rasa

basicaly all the good elements of WOW with a science fiction feal.

Supreme Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines - Complete a series of dangerous missions in German territory with a combination of stealth, tactics and a massive robot suit that can build its own armies.

Back to an old classic

Hostile Watersports.

Supported by your adaptive cruiser, scavenge enough energy for your nanabots to built the ultimate in water-skiing equipment, load it with Scalpel chainguns and take the fight to the Cabal in style!

Ok, so that's only really Hostile waters and a generic sports game. Bah!

METAL GEAR SLUG: SNAKE ANTHOLOGY EATER (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Metal Slug Anthology, Snake)

Hideo Kojima's highly anticipated prequel to Guns of the Patriots. Set before the events on Shadow Moses, a rookie Foxhound agent codenamed Solid Slug is captured by a terrorist group attempting to unleash an apocalyptic computer virus embedded in the upcoming anthology of the classic Snake computer games. Tortured and permanently separated from his limbs, Slug is forced to sneak his way out of imprisonment and save the world by crawling on his belly and eating all the discs and computers that contain the Snake Anthology beta.

Mstrswrd:
Um... Devil's War (sounded better then Devil of War): Choose one God-Killing warrior (Dante or Kratos) and go on a bloody slaughter though Demons, the undead, innocents (Kratos), etc.

Oh man that would be epic. Sony and Capcom so need to join together and make this.

The_root_of_all_evil:
World of Starcraft : Actually, just make this game NOW.

YES! Please do!

Grand Theft Turismo (yeah it's lame but I dont care): Steal cars TO RACE THEM!!! And if you're losing get a gun and shoot their tire...or them.

Leisure Suit Lara : Try and help Lara find true love with a handful of hunky archaeologists before they meet their fate.

Microsoft Word Simulator : Try and get your letter written without the evil paperclip re-arranging your words.

Grand Thief Auto: Decandenscium - Run round the medieval town of Decadencsium, killing the slavers, stealing carriages and becoming the King.

Unreal IX: Travel with Lord English through the heady lands of Na Pali, bartering for weapons to enter the Tournament.

Lula : The Sexy Empire Strikes Back : Destroy those Pimp scum with your deadly Vibrator Star.

Street Tie Fighter : Get down with the homies as they check out their Imperial patch, innit.

The_root_of_all_evil:
Microsoft Word Simulator : Try and get your letter written without the evil paperclip re-arranging your words.

I play this one every day.

Metalo: Tactical espionage evolved

Sneak up on unsuspecting camping fourteen year olds, then strangle them.

Wait.. that doesn't sound right...

Mario and Sonic Olympics, wait a second...
Grand Turismo Rising
Outrun zombies in your car

Countdown Strike : "I'll have an Steyr Aug please, Carol."

City of Guitar Heroes : Run round Flamenco City trying to five-star all the evil fretters.

Yuri-Oh : Conquer the Decadent West with a children's card game.

Command & Conker: An RTS featuring foul-mouthed squirrels hopped up on Tiberium trying to overthrow the GDI.

The_root_of_all_evil:

Street Tie Fighter : Get down with the homies as they check out their Imperial patch, innit.

Or...

Tie Street Fighter

An urban fighting game with a unique fighting system based on various forms of Neckties and Knots. Full Windsor provides slow, formal power, Bowtie provides Jaunty Nostalgia, Simple Knot is a good all round that just gets the job done, though in the end its still two steroid pumped rappers wearing tuxes and whipping eachother with ties.