If invincible I would simply rob the nearest video gaming store, followed by the second, third and fourth nearest video gaming store. After that, I'd find myself a plasma television, a PS3, Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii and... well, I think you understand my plans at that point.

Needless to say, 't'would be fun.

I wouldn't kill everyone. Eyegouging, though, I might consider.

Mstrswrd:
If I was invincible, well, I'm assuming that means my bones will not break, my muscles will not tear, my flesh will not ever be torn open any way. This neutralizes most ways people feel pain, so I'd probably screw around with people, maybe use the invincibility to do some more... illegal stuff, like get those assholes who made my life hell in school back... yeah, you get it.

Have you ever banged your hip on the edge of a coffee table? Hurts like hell don't it? You wold still feel pain you just wouldn't suffer damage, now if you were immortal, didn't feel pain didn't have to do any biological functions (you don't have to but you can anyway), and could not be damaged, that is the only way most of the things said here could be a viable option. But this post is just about being immune to damage since that is what invincibility is.

...anything I want.

Kovash86:

Mstrswrd:
If I was invincible, well, I'm assuming that means my bones will not break, my muscles will not tear, my flesh will not ever be torn open any way. This neutralizes most ways people feel pain, so I'd probably screw around with people, maybe use the invincibility to do some more... illegal stuff, like get those assholes who made my life hell in school back... yeah, you get it.

Have you ever banged your hip on the edge of a coffee table? Hurts like hell don't it? You wold still feel pain you just wouldn't suffer damage, now if you were immortal, didn't feel pain didn't have to do any biological functions (you don't have to but you can anyway), and could not be damaged, that is the only way most of the things said here could be a viable option. But this post is just about being immune to damage since that is what invincibility is.

To me, thats what invincible is.

Grab Boobs, and then pretend the slap hurt.

What? you think i should put it to better use? what are you going to do? shoot me?

Meditate. Forever.

shoot myself in the chest in front of church picnics, just for kicks

Assuming nothing hurts and the body itself doesn't get dismembered (ie a car crash wouldn't even scrape my skin)...

I'd make $1000 wagers with people on being able to survive a bullet to the head, or things like that, legal ways to earn cash so I don't spend the 100 years behind bars.

Once rich, I'd fund the creation of my very own castle complete with prison-dungeon and kinky-dungeon, and breed a race of ironskin people like myself. Also I'd probably jump off of buildings just to scare people.

I'd sucker punch Dick Cheney on national television.

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Invincable doesn't neccisarily mean stronger than everything. If you did some of this stuff you would be wrestled to the ground and put in a straint jacket, on a lab table, ot both.
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I would keep my invincibility to my self and use it only if absolutily neccisary. Alternatly I would take up a high risk/usefull profession like bomb squad, fire fighter, or marine sniper bait. That way when the government comes for me I will be surrounded by people who apreciate my ability and will be opposed to my life time encarceration in Area 51.

I would walk the street telling people that I don't like the cut of their loin.

i'd probably join thne firefighters, y'know, something heroic. or not change how i live at all

If I were invincible I'd star in a comic that would at first be really popular but then get boring as I'd win every single time.

i don't like the cut of YOUR loin!

Honestly? Not change my life at all except to do the ooccasional trick for people I want to freak out (light myself on fire, spend twenty minutes underwater ect.)

Fictitiously? Lead a campaign against all nations of the world from my vast undersea empire. AFter conquering it all I'd make them build a big statue of me. Then I'd live the rest of my days peacefully on the top of mount Everest trying to stay awway from people so that my name will become a legend and people will think I'm only a myth.

If I were also Immortal, I might do this multiple times.

Hmmm...

Would it be evil of me to use my immortality/invincibility to sit underwater at a beach, watching for stupid people, then pulling them underwater and sticking their foot in a bear trap to watch them drown and/or get eaten by sharks?

Or stand in a jungle river picking piranhas off my legs and throwing them at any people/critters that wander my way...

Or find the secret to my invincibility and inject it into two babies, tie leather straps around them, and walk around using the babies as shoes?

Or messing around inside a wind tunnel while wearing rollerblades?

And of course there's always the fun that could be had playing "Chicken" with anything that moves, knowing I'll come out no worse for wear... Especially with fighter jets and city buses.

Or what about using powerlines as my own personal jungle gym? Could even try to teach squirrels and birds that touching two different lines is "safe"...

And of course, let's not forget how fun it would be to douse myself in gasoline, light a match, and run around a school playground at recess. Wuahaauwuaha IT BURNS IT BURNS! Run kid, run, it's contagious... Don't wanna catch a bad case of FIRE.

bermyduck:
i don't like the cut of YOUR loin!

That is it sir. Pistols at dawn.

If I were invincible I wouldn't die, I'm invincible, you wouldn't die of old age.

I'd play chicken with trains and scare the sh*t out of the driver. Have him hit me then pop up on the window on front of him.

Find Ben Stiller, Kidnap him, take him to a desert Island and bring only a video camera and enough food for one person. The only way he can eat is if he makes me laugh. He'll die of starvation.

fall in the bear pit at the zoo. Then when they get me out I "accidently" fall back, again, and again, and again.

well first of all i would grab the chainsaw before heading out into towns then scare the shite out of people with it ether against them or on myself ^^
oh! and i would do through the fire and flames by dragonforce on guitar hero III, expert level without loosing some fingers since even on medium my arm comes close to falling off on solo bits

Take over the world, become a benevolent dictator, if anyone doesnt like it, what are they going to do!

Also film loads of people trying to shoot be/blow me up/burn me with acid etc. etc. etc. and stick it on Youtube

I would impress girls mostly.

I would learn the first guitar solo in Dream theater's "Stream of counsiousness". Then i would jump off an plane landing on Mount Everest while playing that solo on a guitar covered in ice set in flames behind my head while having sex with a fake vagina.

Oh! and i would jaywalk.

Well, with invinceablity sex could get really interesting.

Me? I'd do really stupid things, like have people bulldoze me while I'm on fire and listening to Rickroll and slapping Chuck Norris really humiliating-like. :P

Pfft, there is only one thing to DO when you have invisibil-
Oh wait, invincibility? Not invisibility?
*sigh*
Collect insurance money further corrupting Americas economic system.

smuttbullen:
Oh! and i would jaywalk.

Wouldn't do that if I were you. Invincible or not, where I live, they just jacked the charge for Jaywalking up to $500.

truthfully, I'd probably just sit where I am, and not let anyone move me.

I would become a real life Punisher living with the consequences of my actions, i would then slowly go insane trying to find ways to kill my self to end the pain, but not much other than that.

I'd hunt down Bin Laden.

Wait - you mean I'm NOT invincible now? Oh crap!

Well, if I were even less, um, vincible, I would fight manbearpig and save mankind. Then everyone would have to take me super serial.

Excelsior!

Take over the world and create a utopia, then I'd divide by zero, just to see what happens

walk around with a sword in my chest singing "It's a Kinda Magic"

walk around nude

slap crocodiles

dance

Khell_Sennet:

smuttbullen:
Oh! and i would jaywalk.

Wouldn't do that if I were you. Invincible or not, where I live, they just jacked the charge for Jaywalking up to $500.

I saw the funniest jaywalking only a few months ago. A crowd had gathered at my side, waiting for the green man, but one brave man walked and stopped at the halfway island to wait for that lane to clear up. Just then, an entire convoy of cops escorting an ambulance, in cars and bikes, passed through that lane. The last bike stopped by the man, gave him a stern talking to, and he walked back to our little crowd, chastened. Talk about cruel coincidence.