Arrgghh! Perth is so far away from Brisbane. Well, when ever (if ever) I head on down there, I should see you both. Why is Australia so damn big! I was actually going to post something about meeting up with the Brisbane people. I want to start off an Annual Porn and Prawn night. Yes, combine the two as the major party piece while playing games, drinking, eating pizza, etc to kick it off. Already, I've started this off terribly. | |
As a NSW lad i find this talk of other places in australia offensive. Every true New South Welshman knows the other states are simply wild untamed wilderness populated by fools and beasts beyond imagining! to say such a thing as bowling exists it so lie to me good sir! Just kidding, but its a bugger the aussie escapists are so spread out. also, NSW will take origin this wednesday. | |
Bowling and Pool tend to make for excelent social activities, but I doubt any of you could beat Obama if he unleashed his full power. | |
Damn straight we will | |
Agreed. I heard that if Australia was devided equally amoung us all, there would be enough for 6-8 football fields of space for each person. Why can't I get my 7 footyfields :(
What, with the Porn n Prawn nights? I think it sound hillarious. I for one would be critising the entire thing all the way through. | |
Hah.. Well.. Purps and me have gone to the city a bunch of times together and you dont see me braging about it =P Okay im just spiteful cos no one in brissy is cool enough to plan a gathering =P Thats cool fellas.. Good to know none of you are killers | |
Hey! don't stereotype me based on others! | |
I love how Saskwatch calls his sexuality into question by using a pink bowling ball, and then you hit on men. Tee hee. But yeah, I'm kind of jealous. | |
Very nice... too bad I don't care 'bout sport (and live in NSW)... And, yeh, the school holidays are coming up for me (in NSW government high schools), so we can see, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Though, if you guys are paedophiles... | |
I won't rape you too much. Plus you're way too far from me. Too much just for the plane ticket. | |
hello... Im no pedophile though... Thats the one with the kids right? i've got a checklist... *looks*... and that box is ink free! (apart from where the tick below it got a little enthusiastic, its only, like, one corner though) | |
I don't know Ultrajoe... you sound like a paedophile to me... | |
could a pedophile touch you this gently? *gentle touch* i think not. | |
**startled look** Right, I'm out. **walks away** | |
Gah stupid otherside of countryness. Another sydneysider here, adopted anyway, im a Pommie bastard orginally | |
What's going on in here? | |
Why don't you have a seat. | |
Well, seeing as paedophilia is the attraction to prepubescent children. So if you're a teenager, Stompy, what you need to worry about is the check-box below that one, which most likely is for ephebophilia, the attraction to adolescents. Seeing as that one was checked VERY enthusiastically, I'd be worried. | |
ephebophilia isn't bad at all if he to is an adolescent | |
um, i think a better use of this topic would be to try and organise other aussie escapists getting together, NSW? | |
Yeh, I think we've gotten a little off-topic here... Anyways, I 'spose we could try to get together. Problems arise as we need to get a meeting place, get something to identify each other, and you know, the actual event stuff... Edit:
See, I'm not gay (I am assuming Ultrajoe is a guy. If not, I apologise). That makes it a problem, regardless of whether Ultrajoe is above age or not. At least to me... | |
now you see, you jumped to conclusions about the box below. Im hurt guys, hurt like my past 5 dogs, hurt like my gimp and you've cut me deeper than i usually do myself. how could you think me some kind of sicko with no proof? On topic: i don't think any escapists live within a march of me or any suitable halfway point, as much as i enjoy the idea of proving that you people are real and not another facet of a highly organized illusion... i just cant see it happening. | |
I'm all for metting up with you guys but I don't think it will ever happen. Nice story though, I had no idea Saskwach was gay. | |
sounds fun anyway. im easily identifiable at least | |
Sorry to necropost but, why was I not informed of this thread?! Why are you all talking behind my back? Why does no one love me? | |
We don't talk behind your back, now could you go away for 10 minuets so we can finish talking? | |
..The hell is this? | |
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Well, today the city of Perth was in a state of panic over the news that yes, Sakwach and Hey Joe were meeting for a round of
anal sexbowling and pool. That's right, as it turns out, people from the internet aren't serial killers....I think.Things started well enough when we totally snubbed each other in a bookstore. We then proceeded to bowl where I showed my awesome manly bowling skills, and Saskwach called his sexuality into question by using a pink ball (seriously).
Whereas I was bowling strikes where the pins exploded in an orgasmic bow before my magnificence, Sakwach was drawing laughs from the gallery. He avoided his total humiliation by managing to beat Obama's score, thus proving that an Aussie with a pink all is more apt to run the free world.
He then maintained some of his dignity by at least drawing out of four games during pool. During this time, we set the world record for 'that's what she said' jokes. It was kinda distracting to have the Guinness World Record people there, and I totally blame this for every bad shot I played.
Afterward, we hit the streets combining our awesomeness to totally scope the streets for chicks. Unfortunately, there were none around, so I had to make do with cracking onto old men. It was kinda awkward when an old guy offered me a 'gummy', but laughs were had all the same.
After this exhausting experience, we decided to pull into a patisserie to exercise our gamers irony. Alas, we found no cake.
That's right...
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
Anyhow, the point to the story is don't do drugs.
Actually, the point is that if you're in Perth and wanted to meet up for some awkward sexual tension...uhh...I mean fun...I mean play with some balls....I mean....you know what I mean, contact either me or Pink Ball Boy and we'll hook something up.