You meet a powerful genie, who offer you three wishes...
There's only three rules.

1. You can't undo wishes.

2. You can't wish more wishes.

3. You can't show or tell your wishes to others.

What would you wish for?

1. An Xbox 360.
2. Some games.
3. No need for eating, drinking or sleep.

1. Psychic abilities
2. Money (and lots of it)
3. World Peace

Hells yeah.

1: Burger
2: Fries
3: some cola

1. Every single game and game console that exist and ever will.
2. Eternal youth.
3. Not needing to eat, drink or sleep. Although still able to if I want.

Khell_Sennet:
Next I want to be immune to illness, injury, or aging (ie, nearly identical to Hancock's powers) until such time I decide to end my life by placing my left index finger up my right nostril and my right index finger up my left nostril, sing the lyrics to "Still Alive" while spinning in a circle, then fall on my back. Odds of doing THAT by accident, or having that particular achilles heel found out, Sho Shmall.

I lol'd

1. A Lawyer.
2. Money for the lawyer's fee.
3. The lawyer will write the third wish for me.

1. World peace
2. To meet my true love (if that turns out to be either myself or money I am going to feel pretty cheated)
3. Telekinesis

1. I wish I had a six pack (working on it right now).
2. I wish there were no rules.
3. I wish for infinate wishes.

Or if you make that second one against the rules:

1. I wish I had a six pack.
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for an end for world hunger.
(ha I'm a good guy)

Or if the wishes had consequenses:

1. I wish my wishes, including this one, had no consequenses.(get rid of the six pack, I can do that by myself)
2. I wish for world peace.
3. I wish for an end for world hunger.

Shouldn't this be in the RP?

1. Earth-B-Fixed-quik Spray-On Solution-to-any-problem in a can
2. Ability to Fly
3. Plenty o' cash

The One Below it is Problem-B-Fixed-Quik

Vumsy:
You meet a powerful genie, who offer you three wishes...
There's only three rules.

1. You can't undo wishes.

2. You can't wish more wishes.

3. You can't show or tell your wishes to others.

What would you wish for?

I wish there was no wish rules :p

then I wish for infinite wishes!

Then I could have caboose's orange juice,Master Chiefs armour, a plane, sandwiches,a butler, awesomness!, high speed,blah blah blah.

1) Power over reality itself.

I would then have no need for more wishes, 'cause I control reality.

1. The ability to control the world's supply of fissile material.

Um...that's pretty much all I need. While not as hot a commodity as oil, when you advertise that you control all the uranium and whatnot, people are going to start listening. Think of the possibilities. If you want to, you can mess with the world a great deal buy controlling the uranium supply. While not as widespread as a fuel as petroleum, you can make a hefty sum by blackmailing the world's governments with the threat of nuclear terrorism. You could alter how the world's power is distributed by creating new nuclear powers overnight. Hell, simply selling the stuff legitimately will provide enough income to do pretty much whatever you want. Once I get that, I can make my own wishes come true, and keep the genie as a personal slave for whenever I want to call in the other two wishes.

1. the abilty to summon ginies to GIVE me more wishes. *LOOP HOLE!!!*
2.world peace
3.30 Billion Dollars

1] the ability to create and destroy matter indiscriminately and regardless of complexity while forcing reality to survive regardless of imbalance.
2] Agelessness, at any age which i chose, and the ability to grant and remove said power to anyone/thing item i chose at any time.
3] A girlfriend who can keep up with me. -_-

coke
hookers

more coke and hookers

1.An amazingly good gaming computer that will never go obsolete.
2.A total babe by my side.
3.My own theme music that I can turn on and off whenever I want.

1. To be the best at whatever I try to do no matter what.
2. The power of invisibility
3. That all granters of magic powers were free from granting wishes now and forever.

See that 3rd one is a bit of a cop out, but I don't want no one to wish themselves better than me - plus you get the genie on your side in case he gets pissy about something later.

1. Omnipotence

And after that, I don't really need any wishes. I could basically be my own genie from then on.

first wish: Wish their were no rules to wishing

second wish: wish for infinante wishes

third wish: ice cream

1. Omniscience
2. Eternal Youth (to be ~25 forever)
3. Irresistible charisma (no one can resist my charms)

Yeh, awesomeness...

1. God-like powers.
2. ...
3. Yeah, that's it.

1. For me to become world ruler
2. For the majority of things, especially things I'm really passionate about, to work out perfectly for me (like implementing things as world leader-if everything was perfect, life would be crap)
3. For everyone to maintain good health, and for everything to still be working (knees, hips, bladder etc.) until their death

1. Complete omnipotence.

Then there really is no need for the other two because I'm all powerful and can just do everything myself.

1. A noob exterminator gun
2. The next expansion for Warhammer 40k
3. cookies

1. Endless Supply of Coca Cola
2. End of the Pepsi Bottling Company
3. another Genie. (duh)

the next set of wishes is all Games.. it's just the first two are always on my mind.

1. Universal Genocide.

That is all.
Or, maybe a bit more humane:
People getting some common sense rammed into them. But then they could end up killing themselves if they're hyperrational.