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A friend of mine informed me of this particular challenge today. One must write one's own biography, in exactly six words.
If you want to know more about it, there's a sort of article on it here.
http://www.thestar.com/printArticle/346294
If you don't feel like reading that whole thing, here are a few examples:
"After Harvard, had baby with crackhead."
"I have lived in total obscurity."
"Battled injustice wherever I saw it."
"I have exceeded my shelf life."
"Married wrong girl but we're happy."
"I found God in a tipi."
"I have not accomplished much...yet."
I have not yet thought of one but you folk may well be more clever than myself (In my defense it's incredable late out my way and I will probably be asleep before this post is finished.)
So, whats yours? Your life; reduced to six words.