A friend of mine informed me of this particular challenge today. One must write one's own biography, in exactly six words.

If you want to know more about it, there's a sort of article on it here.

http://www.thestar.com/printArticle/346294

If you don't feel like reading that whole thing, here are a few examples:

"After Harvard, had baby with crackhead."
"I have lived in total obscurity."
"Battled injustice wherever I saw it."
"I have exceeded my shelf life."
"Married wrong girl but we're happy."
"I found God in a tipi."
"I have not accomplished much...yet."

I have not yet thought of one but you folk may well be more clever than myself (In my defense it's incredable late out my way and I will probably be asleep before this post is finished.)

So, whats yours? Your life; reduced to six words.

Lucky I'm not completely psychotic yet.

Doing stuff? Too much work. Procrastinate.

i will i will rock you!

you havea to love this Paul Fetch made a video like this and he said "I am the leader of Anonymous"

then sum1 edited it to say "I am the ASS of YOUTUBE"
i laffed so hard

Wish I could avoid my responsibilities.

Screw this i'm going to bed

Been there, done that, no shirt.

I don't do anything interesting. Fish.

"By my foot, I care not."

Oh yeah, goin all Shakespearean up in dis bitch!

"Marcia Marcia Marcia! Uhh....that's all."

"I came, I saw, I existed"

"I have disposable income, no goals"

"Oh yeah? Come 'ere a minute!"

"I am the dancing queen"

"Awww...how cute! The uggo's crying!"

brutally Murder everyone, because they're there

(can replace murder with rape, annoy, cockslap, spank, spam, rick roll, Irritate, troll, mime, wolf, cow...)

"My kidneys are failing....Spare any?"

KenzS:
"My kidneys are failing....Spare any?"

Black market organs. Call me later.

Hey Joe:
"I am the dancing queen"

thats only 5 words

Rude Nerd with an 80's obsession.

Lucky and loves unconditionally. Want's superpowers!

had to google but superpowers is one word!

Well...what now? That was wasteful.

HeartagramMan:

Hey Joe:
"I am the dancing queen"

thats only 5 words

That's because you can't see the ninja

Fuck this,let's play video games.

I would say either :

I am a paranoid sociopathic tosser

or

I overdramatize my life too much

(Hi everyone, first post in the forums, nice to meet you, proper introduction pending)

Still can't count to six

Mesomorphic Philosophically inclined addicting sex machine.

Fucked up childhood. Stumbling into adulthood.

"thinking of sentence to put here...."

"what! superpowers is only one word!"

"i came i kissed i loved"

"very worthless life.... still fun though"

"mark in histroy?? i am history!"

"im so special i deserve 7 words!"

"excuse me what are you doing?"

"no daddy! not the cuboard again!!!!"

"the one above is a lie" :)

"wait... pre-op or post-op.... thats ok"

"people will fear me including you!"

"i like to make people larf"

"i'll do the real one now"

"school i failed life i WIN"

"il take out the bins later!"

"less work more play equals yay!!"

"my job is winning lottery... sooo close"

Fucked things up...why so serious?

School report card, "Must try harder"

I'll just stay home and masturbate.

Found the meaning of life.
Meaning:

why?... er, that' all there is.

Short so far. Still fucking awesome.

Don't touch me, you filthy hobo!