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Lord Krunk
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Searched Forums, nothing came up.

Here I am, bored while watching the Olympics, when an interesting topic struck me.

Here it is.

If you had a child, what would you name it?

It's a question I will need to deliberate myself, but please provide your own choices.

HeartagramMan
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Supah Fly or Gabriel. lmao.
Or someone please get the reference Pubert

Cloak
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I'll post the obvious choice: DUDE

However, personally, I would have to go with "Tubbi". Imagine the ridicule! Ooh, joy!

Reaperman Wompa
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Gabriel or something oldish, i hate new names

huntedannoyed
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If it was a boy, Stellan. I am not sure about a girls name though.

Dommyboy
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Sven, Nicko (Nicco) for a boy maybe. And for a girl I am not entirely sure.

dart sifilis
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Number 563.

Fire Daemon
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Child one.

meatloaf231
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Wolfgang.

Lord Krunk
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AHA!

The Second Coming of Krunk.

Aries_Split
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Hmm...I'm prone to Cole, or Aries.

kelmanski
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I talk about this quite often with my friends.

I'd say Lena for a girl, and although i'd never really had one before the other day Seth for a boy (maybe joseph, but it came from the name sephiroth and i actually quite liked it.)

creepy_rabbit
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id go with something like Oliver or Daniel

TheTemby
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(Boy) Rob: makes your kid sound strong and kickarse
(Girl Isabell: its a cute and hot name that everyone loves

The_Logician19
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Jacob, Joseph, or Dennis, if it's a boy.

Christi or Elexis if it's a girl.

Mabe Soneyo.

Kagrath
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Why name what I'm going to eat or sell?
Boy: On sale now!
Girl: Buy Buy Buy!

~srsly~
Boy: Bob ('cause my childhood hero was Bob)
Girl: Rachael (My gal's name)

metagaia
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Hmm, I like Quinn for a boy, and Serenity of a girl.

Looking at the response for this thread I don't think many gamers should have children. :-p

CPU3
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metagaia:
Hmm, I like Quinn for a boy, and Serenity of a girl.

Looking at the response for this thread I don't think many gamers should have children. :-p

dont worry, most of us (being gamers) will never have children!

personally i'd go with Artemis (both a male and female name) so i dont have to think of 2 different names! plus you have to admit its cool!

Imitation Saccharin
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Whatever the most popular child name for the relevant gender is.

I don't want to shortchange my offspring with some goofy name like Apple.

Liam Wolfy
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Knox, Daniel or Andy for a boy.
Rachel or Nastasha for a girl

Kikosemmek
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Boy: Malak (angel); Amar (moon); Seed (sir); Fahed (fa-head; panther).
Girl: Aleda (little winged); Sihaya (Dune reference; means oasis); Lilu (Fifth Element reference; no idea what it means but it's a cute and cool name).

I was also thinking of Brawler. Why the fuck not? Got a problem? Talk it over with Brawler.

Eagle Est1986
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My first born son will be Hayden and my second will be Leonidas, shortened to Leon, Leo or Lee. Not that I've thought about this much before..... 0;-)

Esades
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Miili for a girl. Her signature would look so great.

GuerrillaClock
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Fallout 3, because that will be my child when it finally arrives.

pxZero
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I don't like boy names... so I refuse to think of one. My own I even find lacking.

For girls, I like Audrey and Fiona most.

Vaash Vincent
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Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Fangface74
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Galactus

but if it was a boy I don't know.

Iron Mal
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Hmmm...just for giggles I would have to say 'Yngwie' for a boy and for a girl I would have to say to the mother of the child 'you pick'.

Demiionez
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I would say Orly Yarly or Nowai

Stalington
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for boi: dimitri, bartuk or my favourite, Stalico!

for gurl: Amelia, Julia, Anya

For cat: dimitri (if my kid isnt named that) or Malin (inside joke)

For dog: Stupid (I hate dogs >:3)

wewontdie11
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YOU OVER THERE!

Mistah Kurtz
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Spraynerd Kruger

Darth Mobius
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I am a true to life, obsessive car guy. My first daughter's initials are DMV. Her nickname is Pushrod. Danika, named after Danica Patrick...

Jallil and I are discussing what we want to name our child, when we have one, but no good ones are jumping out at me yet...

Some_Jackass
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Im sure it'll be the character from whatever game Im hooked on at the time...

for example:
Im playing Gears of War, the child shall be named First name: Marcus...middle name: Fenix
Im playing Soul Calibur, the child shall be named...probably Siegfried...or Cervantes

Unmannedperson
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Boy: Gordan Freeman (<-Freeman = middle name)
Girl: GLaDOS

~sryos tyme naow~

Boy: Stephen (for Stephen Hawkings, because he's awesome, or because it sounds like Steve, as in Steve Irwin, who was *sniff...* equally awesome)
Girl: Gabriel (because I can not think of another name that sounds as cute, but isn't beaten to death by some idiot celebrity)

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