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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1588 Joined: 25 Jun 2008     | |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 469 Joined: 24 Jul 2008     | Spread branston pickle onto no more heroes after all the sex for the first 9 minutes. |
CEO & Publisher  Posts: 560 Joined: 12 Nov 2002     | Place my only child into a rocket-creche and send him to a far-off star system where the solar energies will imbue him with superhuman powers. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1584 Joined: 9 Aug 2008     | Take all my clothes off and run around screaming in the streets, "Quick! Everyone take off your clothes, its the only way we can stop it!" and then see what happens. But I'd probably just bone someone very, very quickly. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 78 Joined: 7 Aug 2008   | i agree |
BANNED  Posts: 829 Joined: 9 Aug 2008   | The world's about to end and all you can think about is sex? How uninspiring and wearisome. User was banned for: Half-wits to the left of me, Wankers to the right. (Permanent) |
BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008    | Um, Obviously you are a virgin, or you would know that sex is the greatest thing two people can share... I know Jallil and I would spend our last ten minutes with me inside her... Other than that, just cuddling with her would be enough... User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 149 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us. |
BANNED Posts: 829 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 |
True, I have never known the touch of a woman, is it that special? Then again, I'm gay. User was banned for: Half-wits to the left of me, Wankers to the right. (Permanent) |
Paperboy  Posts: 22 Joined: 14 Jul 2008   | I'd probably sit down on my couch flip on soundscapes and sort of zone out and have a zen moment until I finally bite the big one. |
On the Record  Posts: 5695 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | You can do anything right? Absolutely anything? Anything at all? THE ULTRA JOE HAS MADE HIS DECISION! He Would Save The World. This Thread Is Now Over, Next Please. |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 |
Well, for you it would be the touch of a man, but YES, it IS that special... Oh yeah, and ULTRAJOE: /THREAD User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1584 Joined: 9 Aug 2008 |
Don't let your boyfriend read this. He'll build a doom's day device. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 813 Joined: 22 Feb 2008   | Run out the front door and find the hottest girl possible and kiss her. I'll be kind of cool to be in that kind of awkwardness during the last 5 minutes. |
On the Record Posts: 5695 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Why Do People Keep Acting Surprised When This Happens? Say Our House Is On Fire And We Can Remove One Thing From It, Anything. I Remove The Fire. Solved. Logic People, Can You Dig It? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 813 Joined: 22 Feb 2008 | Ultrajoe that's not cool. Its not logic, its missing the point. That's not ending the thread. If that's Really your answer then I would change my answer and spend the last 10 minutes stopping you. I mean you've made the point that we can do ANYTHING right? Then what Ultrajoe? |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Um, but you aren't THE ULTRA JOE! Only he is... Hell, even I can't stop THE ULTRAJOE... User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4343 Joined: 22 Jun 2008  | ...And Justice For All. |
BANNED  Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008     |
I second that I may be more or less asexual but mobius sounds good to me User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 417 Joined: 20 Dec 2007  | I'd find C.A.T.S. because he's obviously the one who set up us the bomb then beat him to death with a translator. By then Ultrajoe would have saved the world, So It'd be cool. |
On the Record Posts: 5695 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Then you just doomed the planet. Happy? Ill bet your feeling pretty silly at this point. |
Paperboy  Posts: 23 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | I'd kill everyone in sight, just becase it was all going to end, then, at nine minutes, I'd get on a plane, jump out at 3000 feet, and have the world end right before I hit the ground! then meet all the people I killed in hell. |
BANNED  Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008  |
Hmm...You do know that I wouldn't share Mobius with you...Join the SDP and you can stare and gawk all you like though. User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008  | Go to the top of my street, stare at the sky, and scream, "HATE TO SAY 'I TOLD YOU SO!'" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 73 Joined: 14 Aug 2008 | I would grab my katanas and go on a samurai killing spree.to take out the frustration that they are supposed to cut like the old ones samurai used, but I obviously never had a chance to prove it, so I had to get out my frustration of spending the money on something that didn't use. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 469 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 |
How old are you? If you're 12-16 and live in New jersey, fricken tell me where you live if you break up with your boyfriend!!! Just kidding, although you do sound fricken awesome.
Lol.
Think of something more pleasurable than sex?? Also, if I have a girlfriend (and reading about my own criteria for a girlfriend, they probably would have no problem with sex if the world is going to end) confess all of my perverted thoughts to her. And as soon as I find out the world is ending I'm praying to beelzebubb. |
On the Record Posts: 5695 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
How about an actual question, if your going to throw around 3 question marks? And to stand in, drugs. Nothing says higher levels of endorphins than higher levels of endorphins! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 469 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | Ok, CAN you think of something more pleasurable than sex. hmmmmmmm, after I'm done boning my girlfriend if I have one or random girl if I don't and praying to beelzebubb enter a drinking contest. No way I'm going to die without learning how much tolerance I have for alcohal!! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2350 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   | "Shootin' cops, *bang, bang* shootin' cops! *bang, bang*" |
BANNED Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 |
At first I didn't see the third one but now I see it was hiding User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4343 Joined: 22 Jun 2008 | Alright well my earlier post wasn't very describtive anyway, Anyone see the movie crank? Well I would take some of that adrenline, after strapping down my penis so it won't get in the way running. I put on, ...And Justice For All and getting down with killing, destorying and maiming. You can have sex your entire life, Killing mass quanties above 100 will only last once. Kinda like robbing a bank, HEAT style. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 469 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | But if you're a virgin, you've done niether. And which is funner? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 454 Joined: 4 Jul 2008    | That seriously might be a good time to get a crack high or a shot of pure dopamine. Go out feeling all warm and fuzzy. Otherwise, the crack could mess you up bad. Also, I would probably listen to some spine tingling music about the end of the world, or Free Bird. That is, assuming there is an afterlife. Otherwise, the whole "Free Bird now symbolizes escaping to a better plane" thing is moot. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 469 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | that reminds me, if the device is made by a religious person and announces it's to prove god, Fuck fucking either my girlfriend or some random girl I'm laughing and saying "I CALLED IT!!!" Or we could fuck in my front yard while I yell that to the streets. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4343 Joined: 22 Jun 2008 |
If you have done neither your in a better spot then everyone else. Cause when you die you can tell god at least you didn't have sex. :P |
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How can shooting yourself be more flashy than the world exploding?