hiandhappy:
shoot myself and move the process along......i figure if your gonna die anyway i want to be in charge of how i go and make it flashy.

How can shooting yourself be more flashy than the world exploding?

Spread branston pickle onto no more heroes after all the sex for the first 9 minutes.

Take all my clothes off and run around screaming in the streets, "Quick! Everyone take off your clothes, its the only way we can stop it!" and then see what happens.

But I'd probably just bone someone very, very quickly.

i agree

Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us.

I'd probably sit down on my couch flip on soundscapes and sort of zone out and have a zen moment until I finally bite the big one.

NonMagicPoet:
Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us.

Don't let your boyfriend read this. He'll build a doom's day device.

Run out the front door and find the hottest girl possible and kiss her.

I'll be kind of cool to be in that kind of awkwardness during the last 5 minutes.

Ultrajoe that's not cool. Its not logic, its missing the point. That's not ending the thread. If that's Really your answer then I would change my answer and spend the last 10 minutes stopping you. I mean you've made the point that we can do ANYTHING right?

Then what Ultrajoe?

...And Justice For All.

I'd find C.A.T.S. because he's obviously the one who set up us the bomb then beat him to death with a translator.

By then Ultrajoe would have saved the world, So It'd be cool.

I'd kill everyone in sight, just becase it was all going to end, then, at nine minutes, I'd get on a plane, jump out at 3000 feet, and have the world end right before I hit the ground!

then meet all the people I killed in hell.

Go to the top of my street, stare at the sky, and scream, "HATE TO SAY 'I TOLD YOU SO!'"

I would grab my katanas and go on a samurai killing spree.to take out the frustration that they are supposed to cut like the old ones samurai used, but I obviously never had a chance to prove it, so I had to get out my frustration of spending the money on something that didn't use.

NonMagicPoet:
Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us.

How old are you? If you're 12-16 and live in New jersey, fricken tell me where you live if you break up with your boyfriend!!! Just kidding, although you do sound fricken awesome.

Um, Obviously you are a virgin, or you would know that sex is the greatest thing two people can share... I know Jallil and I would spend our last ten minutes with me inside her...

Other than that, just cuddling with her would be enough...

Lol.

The world's about to end and all you can think about is sex?

How uninspiring and wearisome.

Think of something more pleasurable than sex??

Also, if I have a girlfriend (and reading about my own criteria for a girlfriend, they probably would have no problem with sex if the world is going to end) confess all of my perverted thoughts to her.

And as soon as I find out the world is ending I'm praying to beelzebubb.

Ok, CAN you think of something more pleasurable than sex.
Really, is it that different?

hmmmmmmm, after I'm done boning my girlfriend if I have one or random girl if I don't and praying to beelzebubb enter a drinking contest. No way I'm going to die without learning how much tolerance I have for alcohal!!

"Shootin' cops, *bang, bang* shootin' cops! *bang, bang*"

Alright well my earlier post wasn't very describtive anyway, Anyone see the movie crank? Well I would take some of that adrenline, after strapping down my penis so it won't get in the way running. I put on, ...And Justice For All and getting down with killing, destorying and maiming.

You can have sex your entire life, Killing mass quanties above 100 will only last once. Kinda like robbing a bank, HEAT style.

But if you're a virgin, you've done niether. And which is funner?

That seriously might be a good time to get a crack high or a shot of pure dopamine. Go out feeling all warm and fuzzy. Otherwise, the crack could mess you up bad.

Also, I would probably listen to some spine tingling music about the end of the world, or Free Bird.

That is, assuming there is an afterlife. Otherwise, the whole "Free Bird now symbolizes escaping to a better plane" thing is moot.

that reminds me, if the device is made by a religious person and announces it's to prove god, Fuck fucking either my girlfriend or some random girl I'm laughing and saying "I CALLED IT!!!"

Or we could fuck in my front yard while I yell that to the streets.

yourkie1921:
But if you're a virgin, you've done niether. And which is funner?

If you have done neither your in a better spot then everyone else. Cause when you die you can tell god at least you didn't have sex. :P

I already made plans to try to KICK HIS ASS for not killing Hitler after he murdered 1 million people (after they hit the 7 digits you're supposed to kill them!). If he's an unstoppable force it'll still be worth it because hopefully I'll be remembered by the 5 people able to get into that place as "the idiot who tried to hit god". And any god who'd send people to hell for consensual sex.....well It'll be worth sitting in a firey pit for all eternity to get on his bad list.

Besides, I'm atheist :)

explanation please.