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Gone Gonzo
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yourkie1921:
I already made plans to try to KICK HIS ASS for not killing Hitler after he murdered 1 million people (after they hit the 7 digits you're supposed to kill them!). If he's an unstoppable force it'll still be worth it because hopefully I'll be remembered by the 5 people able to get into that place as "the idiot who tried to hit god". And any god who'd send people to hell for consensual sex.....well It'll be worth sitting in a firey pit for all eternity to get on his bad list.

Besides, I'm atheist :)

Lol, Yeah well consensual sex is all fine and good, but if you have no girlfreind. Running out onto the street screaming the worlds going to end lets have seX! might not work.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 24 Jul 2008

lol.
true, but if everyone already knows it's going to end it might.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 6 Aug 2008

hijack a plane, have sex, eat steak and chips, jump out of plane without parachute and land as the world blows up, while listening to my ipod.

What? i don't want an emotional end or i'd end up feeling bad, i want to go out having the best time of my life.

Paperboy
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Joined: 16 Aug 2008

I would call the girl that I love.

That would decide if I spent my 9 other minutes in total apathy or in everlasting "oh fuck, why did I not tell her sooner".

I would also be higly disappointed that I at the time is not at some high point, with strong blowing winds...like the Danish North Sea Coast at Klittenmoller.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jun 2008

yourkie1921:
lol.
true, but if everyone already knows it's going to end it might.

Ooo, Mass orgy then brain damage. Extra points.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 24 Jul 2008

true.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008

I would sit back, light a cigar and say: "I love it when a plan comes together."

Beat Writer
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Joined: 10 Aug 2008

aahh, listen to classical music while watching the distant blow from me come closer and closer till it reached me and i was no more...hmm interesting...(smokes pipe) yes, very interesting...

Paperboy
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Joined: 16 Aug 2008

ill die like i lived wait is the porn still working?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 28 Jun 2008

Wank furiously.
Oh, then save the world, if time permits.

edit:

Dammit ultrajoe beat me to it. DAMN YOU ULTRAJOE.

Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

Ring up my girlfriend, hear her voice before dying

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 19 May 2008

buy a sniper rifle, take soome random shots from the roof.

BANNED
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Did I hear someone say Sniper Rifle...would you do Assassinations for Hire? I have a couple of Ex's I want to find an early grave...

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Gone Gonzo
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Jallil Vlos:
Did I hear someone say Sniper Rifle...would you do Assassinations for Hire? I have a couple of Ex's I want to find an early grave...

Eh high-powered rifles arn't everything.

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For killing someone who you've hated since you married his ass, and for blowing apart the head of the woman who stole the true man you were supposed to marry then destroying his self pride...yeah they are.

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Gone Gonzo
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Jallil Vlos:
For killing someone who you've hated since you married his ass, and for blowing apart the head of the woman who stole the true man you were supposed to marry then destroying his self pride...yeah they are.

You want destory a mans pride? Aim for the groin. Also huge machine guns make up for a tiny mans penis.

Paperboy
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Joined: 8 Jun 2008

Claim I knew some huge secret and die without telling what it was.

Then come back as a ghost and haunt people.

Gone Gonzo
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ToyBox:
Claim I knew some huge secret and die without telling what it was.

Then come back as a ghost and haunt people.

But everybody would be dead though.

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The target on my Ex husband is a little small to small actually...

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Gone Gonzo
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Jallil Vlos:
The target on my Ex husband is a little small to small actually...

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders:P

Muckraker
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Joined: 7 Aug 2008

A bottle of JD and a hooker...I'll be fine

Gone Gonzo
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Some_Jackass:
A bottle of JD and a hooker...I'll be fine

No one said the hooker will be good looking.

Gone Gonzo
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Bulletinmybrain:

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders:P

I'm quite good with a scapel, you know.
£10 and I'll do it.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jun 2008

HBrutusH:

Bulletinmybrain:

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders:P

I'm quite good with a scapel, you know.
£10 and I'll do it.

PSSSSSSSS! Jallil! Oi! We found someone!

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 704
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

Try to find someone to have sex with me. When that fails, I'll go to bed.

Beat Writer
Posts: 213
Joined: 30 Jul 2008

anyone said stop the disaster? Seems pretty obvious to me

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Jun 2008

DARKLARK:
anyone said stop the disaster? Seems pretty obvious to me

There is no stopping, All your life.

Muckraker
Posts: 277
Joined: 15 Aug 2008

I'd set up some gallows in my backyard and offer everyone "the easy way out". Either that or a "Get shot in the head for free" booth. After all, explosions and fire are more painful than being hanged or shot in the head.

Beat Writer
Posts: 129
Joined: 3 Feb 2008

Run down the streets mowing down anything unlucky enough to be still alive when I see it, whilst laughing maniacally.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 494
Joined: 4 Feb 2008

Take the last ten minutes to think of everything I was grateful for. Or failing that, go and screw a supermodel.

Beat Writer
Posts: 143
Joined: 21 Nov 2007

Have a lot of sex, and then cuddle until the end.

Torchwood:
Owen: "End o the world then isn't it... Let's all have sex."
Ianto: "Oh and here I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse."

Gone Gonzo
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Liam Wolfy:
Have a lot of sex, and then cuddle until the end.

Torchwood:
Owen: "End o the world then isn't it... Let's all have sex."
Ianto: "Oh and here I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse."

Eh, While your having sex I would rather destory something beautiful like the sistine chapel.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2912
Joined: 12 May 2008

I'd try my best to fornicate with as many people as possible.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 28 May 2008

Try to think of something witty to say before the world ended.

Knowing my luck inspiration would strike me a second before the end.

Beat Writer
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DeadlyFred:
I would sit back, light a cigar and say: "I love it when a plan comes together."

Heh, excellent Fuzzy Knights reference.

But seriously, why are so many people doing what Boris said he'd want to do in Death: The Time of Your Life? Me, I'm finding a dope dealer, buying his entire inventory, and lighting it in a sealed room. Either that or running through the streets with a cake and yelling that it's NOT a lie. Or raiding a toy store so that I die with the most toys and win.

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