I already made plans to try to KICK HIS ASS for not killing Hitler after he murdered 1 million people (after they hit the 7 digits you're supposed to kill them!). If he's an unstoppable force it'll still be worth it because hopefully I'll be remembered by the 5 people able to get into that place as "the idiot who tried to hit god". And any god who'd send people to hell for consensual sex.....well It'll be worth sitting in a firey pit for all eternity to get on his bad list.

Besides, I'm atheist :)

explanation please.

yourkie1921:
I already made plans to try to KICK HIS ASS for not killing Hitler after he murdered 1 million people (after they hit the 7 digits you're supposed to kill them!). If he's an unstoppable force it'll still be worth it because hopefully I'll be remembered by the 5 people able to get into that place as "the idiot who tried to hit god". And any god who'd send people to hell for consensual sex.....well It'll be worth sitting in a firey pit for all eternity to get on his bad list.

Besides, I'm atheist :)

Lol, Yeah well consensual sex is all fine and good, but if you have no girlfreind. Running out onto the street screaming the worlds going to end lets have seX! might not work.

lol.
true, but if everyone already knows it's going to end it might.

hijack a plane, have sex, eat steak and chips, jump out of plane without parachute and land as the world blows up, while listening to my ipod.

What? i don't want an emotional end or i'd end up feeling bad, i want to go out having the best time of my life.

I would call the girl that I love.

That would decide if I spent my 9 other minutes in total apathy or in everlasting "oh fuck, why did I not tell her sooner".

I would also be higly disappointed that I at the time is not at some high point, with strong blowing winds...like the Danish North Sea Coast at Klittenmoller.

yourkie1921:
lol.
true, but if everyone already knows it's going to end it might.

Ooo, Mass orgy then brain damage. Extra points.

true.

I would sit back, light a cigar and say: "I love it when a plan comes together."

aahh, listen to classical music while watching the distant blow from me come closer and closer till it reached me and i was no more...hmm interesting...(smokes pipe) yes, very interesting...

ill die like i lived wait is the porn still working?

Wank furiously.
Oh, then save the world, if time permits.

edit:

Dammit ultrajoe beat me to it. DAMN YOU ULTRAJOE.

Ring up my girlfriend, hear her voice before dying

buy a sniper rifle, take soome random shots from the roof.

Jallil Vlos:
Did I hear someone say Sniper Rifle...would you do Assassinations for Hire? I have a couple of Ex's I want to find an early grave...

Eh high-powered rifles arn't everything.

Jallil Vlos:
For killing someone who you've hated since you married his ass, and for blowing apart the head of the woman who stole the true man you were supposed to marry then destroying his self pride...yeah they are.

You want destory a mans pride? Aim for the groin. Also huge machine guns make up for a tiny mans penis.

Claim I knew some huge secret and die without telling what it was.

Then come back as a ghost and haunt people.

ToyBox:
Claim I knew some huge secret and die without telling what it was.

Then come back as a ghost and haunt people.

But everybody would be dead though.

Jallil Vlos:
The target on my Ex husband is a little small to small actually...

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders:P

A bottle of JD and a hooker...I'll be fine

Some_Jackass:
A bottle of JD and a hooker...I'll be fine

No one said the hooker will be good looking.

Bulletinmybrain:

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders:P

I'm quite good with a scapel, you know.
£10 and I'll do it.

HBrutusH:

Bulletinmybrain:

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders:P

I'm quite good with a scapel, you know.
£10 and I'll do it.

PSSSSSSSS! Jallil! Oi! We found someone!

Try to find someone to have sex with me. When that fails, I'll go to bed.

anyone said stop the disaster? Seems pretty obvious to me

DARKLARK:
anyone said stop the disaster? Seems pretty obvious to me

There is no stopping, All your life.

I'd set up some gallows in my backyard and offer everyone "the easy way out". Either that or a "Get shot in the head for free" booth. After all, explosions and fire are more painful than being hanged or shot in the head.

Run down the streets mowing down anything unlucky enough to be still alive when I see it, whilst laughing maniacally.

Take the last ten minutes to think of everything I was grateful for. Or failing that, go and screw a supermodel.

Have a lot of sex, and then cuddle until the end.

Torchwood:
Owen: "End o the world then isn't it... Let's all have sex."
Ianto: "Oh and here I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse."