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me | |
Cthulhu; why settle for the lesser evil? -- Steve | |
Obama | |
Yup, definitely voting Cthulhu... | |
Hillary Clinton is clearly insane, so not her. McCain has nothing to really recommend him, so not him. Obama has never done anything in any office ever and would still be relentlessly praised by the media, if he's elected I'm moving out. Who then? Jaime Heinemann, the mustached guy on Mythbusters. 1 He's intelligent. 2 He's creative. 3 Have you seen his mustache? He is Cthulu. and finally 4, I want Adam Savage running our wars or our energy policy. Don't put scientists in charge, and don't ask politicians to lead. Ask engineers to fix our system. | |
I'd vote for obama | |
Oprah | |
Arnold Schwarzenegger | |
They could bust their own conspiracy theories! | |
Dick Cheney. Just kidding. I think Machines should rule the world (see 'I, Robot'). | |
sir schmoopy of awesome town | |
Well given the informative nature of their show they could do an entire season of 'presidential myths' and hopefully get everyone to realize that the president has JACK ALL TO DO WITH HOW THE GULL-DURN COUNTRY IS RUN. | |
Cthulhu/SkyNet '08; the Time is Right! -- Steve | |
Oh! I like that ticket! | |
The Invincible Pain... Why settle for a lesser eye skill? | |
FDR + George Washington + Karl Marx + Ralph Nader + Ron Paul All put into one president......woooooo....... K.O. Obama, it is either Lone Wolf MCCAIN or Obama the changer of change. | |
Zombie Regan. Hands down. No contest. | |
I dont like the douche, so I might have to go with the turd sandwich. | |
Gman for president! | |
Obama. Freedom Peace! | |
Fisk/Stane '08; America's Open For Business! (or, less obscure...) Brain/Pinky '08; Let's Put a Brain in the White House! -- Steve | |
Someone who wasn't born and raised in America. Or maybe Obama :D | |
I'm with Lewis Black, we should elect a dead president. When we roll the coffin down Pennsylvania ave, noone will ever want to fuck with us again.
Unfortunately, the constitution kinda throws a wrench into that little idea. | |
My canadites are definitly | |
Stephen Colbert | |
Jeremy Clarkson with the Hamster as Vice. | |
QFT | |
My second biggest problem with the constitution. Also, whoever's more liberal. | |
I put my bid in that you all vote Khell Sennet for President of the USA. I have a had-line stance against the use and abuse of spandex, I will settle the abortion, euthanasia and gay marriage issues once and for all, and with my cunning merger of the SPCA and homeless shelters, no dog will go hungry again... A vote for Khell is a vote to elminate government and civilian censorship. The ESRB, MPAA, and Walmart will be held accountable for their crimes against free speech. Vote Khell, you will be free to believe in whatever religion or faith you choose, just so long as you don't preach it to others. I'm seriously... The first person caught going door to door during my reign will swing from the gallows like lawyers and telemarketers. Khell Sennet believes in your childrens' future. Vote Khell and education will be free to all, and health care for every American. Worry not where the money comes from, as Big Tobacco, Big Oil, and Big Box Marts will all be footing the bill if they wish to stay in business. It's time the megacorps pay something back to the people. It's as I've always said... | |
Like it matters. I'll still have control over all of your weak minds. | |
mccain, cause the last thing we need is for obama to hurt our economy with the stupid windfall profits tax, or similar crazy idea. Though mccain is a raging liberal, anyone who supports killing free speech (mccain-feingold) is an idiot I just think he's less an idiot than the messiah lord obama that the press fawns over. | |
I don't care, I just know that whomever is elected, I am a bad enough dude to save them. - J | |
Bad Idea on the Zombie Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln was one of the worst presidents of all time. He suspended free speech, and any newspaper that wrote ill of him would be burned down and everyone was imprsoned. During Lincolns reign of terror, you could be imprisoned. Yes, YOU! He didn't need a reason, he could just chuck people in jail as he pleased. He also signed the Immancipation Proclimation, one of the most overhyped documents in history. What it did exactly was this: Freed the slaves in the non-union states. This would mean slavery was OK in Kentucky and Maryland. A modern day equivalent would be America outlawing somthing in England. It wouldnt be considered a real law. I would say that Jefferson Davis was a better president than he was. | |
While I would agree with you, especially about Obama (seriously, what the fuck do people want him for? Give me one reason you think he'd be good and don't say 'he isn't bush' or 'he isn't mccain'), it's really not an either or situation. This is America, any American thirty five or older, born in the country, and not a convicted felon, can be our president. It's only an either or situation if you tell yourself it is. | |
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We'll seeing as how i don't want another G.W. Bush I'm goin with Obama