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BANNED  Posts: 789 Joined: 8 Jul 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2532 Joined: 16 Aug 2008     | me |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2768 Joined: 18 Sep 2007   | Cthulhu; why settle for the lesser evil? -- Steve |
Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 4 Jan 2008     | Obama |
Beat Writer  Posts: 175 Joined: 6 Aug 2008     | Yup, definitely voting Cthulhu... |
Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 28 Jul 2008     | Hillary Clinton is clearly insane, so not her. McCain has nothing to really recommend him, so not him. Obama has never done anything in any office ever and would still be relentlessly praised by the media, if he's elected I'm moving out. Who then? Jaime Heinemann, the mustached guy on Mythbusters. 1 He's intelligent. 2 He's creative. 3 Have you seen his mustache? He is Cthulu. and finally 4, I want Adam Savage running our wars or our energy policy. Don't put scientists in charge, and don't ask politicians to lead. Ask engineers to fix our system. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1716 Joined: 4 Jul 2008   | I'd vote for obama |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1143 Joined: 12 Apr 2008     | Oprah |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 77 Joined: 10 Jul 2008    | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 924 Joined: 26 Jun 2008    |
They could bust their own conspiracy theories! |
Paperboy  Posts: 39 Joined: 17 Aug 2008    | Dick Cheney. Just kidding. I think Machines should rule the world (see 'I, Robot'). |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 888 Joined: 29 Mar 2008    | sir schmoopy of awesome town |
Paperboy Posts: 41 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 |
Well given the informative nature of their show they could do an entire season of 'presidential myths' and hopefully get everyone to realize that the president has JACK ALL TO DO WITH HOW THE GULL-DURN COUNTRY IS RUN. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2768 Joined: 18 Sep 2007 | Cthulhu/SkyNet '08; the Time is Right! -- Steve |
Beat Writer Posts: 175 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 |
Oh! I like that ticket! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1137 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 | The Invincible Pain... Why settle for a lesser eye skill? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 58 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | FDR + George Washington + Karl Marx + Ralph Nader + Ron Paul All put into one president......woooooo....... K.O. Obama, it is either Lone Wolf MCCAIN or Obama the changer of change. |
Beat Writer Posts: 136 Joined: 20 Dec 2007    | Zombie Regan. Hands down. No contest. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1424 Joined: 21 Nov 2007  | I dont like the douche, so I might have to go with the turd sandwich. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 80 Joined: 31 Jul 2008   | Gman for president! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 507 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | Obama. Freedom Peace! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2768 Joined: 18 Sep 2007 | Fisk/Stane '08; America's Open For Business! (or, less obscure...) Brain/Pinky '08; Let's Put a Brain in the White House! -- Steve |
Muckraker  Posts: 251 Joined: 2 Apr 2008   | Someone who wasn't born and raised in America. Or maybe Obama :D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1424 Joined: 21 Nov 2007 | I'm with Lewis Black, we should elect a dead president. When we roll the coffin down Pennsylvania ave, noone will ever want to fuck with us again.
Unfortunately, the constitution kinda throws a wrench into that little idea. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 175 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   | My canadites are definitly |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3263 Joined: 8 May 2008    | Stephen Colbert |
On the Record  Posts: 5295 Joined: 25 Feb 2008   | Jeremy Clarkson with the Hamster as Vice. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1946 Joined: 2 Jan 2008     |
QFT |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 469 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 |
My second biggest problem with the constitution. Also, whoever's more liberal. |
On the Record  Posts: 6725 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | I put my bid in that you all vote Khell Sennet for President of the USA. I have a had-line stance against the use and abuse of spandex, I will settle the abortion, euthanasia and gay marriage issues once and for all, and with my cunning merger of the SPCA and homeless shelters, no dog will go hungry again... A vote for Khell is a vote to elminate government and civilian censorship. The ESRB, MPAA, and Walmart will be held accountable for their crimes against free speech. Vote Khell, you will be free to believe in whatever religion or faith you choose, just so long as you don't preach it to others. I'm seriously... The first person caught going door to door during my reign will swing from the gallows like lawyers and telemarketers. Khell Sennet believes in your childrens' future. Vote Khell and education will be free to all, and health care for every American. Worry not where the money comes from, as Big Tobacco, Big Oil, and Big Box Marts will all be footing the bill if they wish to stay in business. It's time the megacorps pay something back to the people. It's as I've always said... |
BANNED  Posts: 829 Joined: 9 Aug 2008  | Like it matters. I'll still have control over all of your weak minds. User was banned for: Half-wits to the left of me, Wankers to the right. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2645 Joined: 1 Aug 2008  | mccain, cause the last thing we need is for obama to hurt our economy with the stupid windfall profits tax, or similar crazy idea. Though mccain is a raging liberal, anyone who supports killing free speech (mccain-feingold) is an idiot I just think he's less an idiot than the messiah lord obama that the press fawns over. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1582 Joined: 2 Jan 2008  | I don't care, I just know that whomever is elected, I am a bad enough dude to save them. - J |
Beat Writer Posts: 136 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 |
Bad Idea on the Zombie Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln was one of the worst presidents of all time. He suspended free speech, and any newspaper that wrote ill of him would be burned down and everyone was imprsoned. During Lincolns reign of terror, you could be imprisoned. Yes, YOU! He didn't need a reason, he could just chuck people in jail as he pleased. He also signed the Immancipation Proclimation, one of the most overhyped documents in history. What it did exactly was this: Freed the slaves in the non-union states. This would mean slavery was OK in Kentucky and Maryland. A modern day equivalent would be America outlawing somthing in England. It wouldnt be considered a real law. I would say that Jefferson Davis was a better president than he was. |
Paperboy Posts: 41 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 |
While I would agree with you, especially about Obama (seriously, what the fuck do people want him for? Give me one reason you think he'd be good and don't say 'he isn't bush' or 'he isn't mccain'), it's really not an either or situation. This is America, any American thirty five or older, born in the country, and not a convicted felon, can be our president. It's only an either or situation if you tell yourself it is. |
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We'll seeing as how i don't want another G.W. Bush I'm goin with Obama