stinkychops:
People saying LOL in real life. WTF, you dont need to abbreviate laughing.

Dear. God. Thank Christ I've found a kindred spirit. One of my . . . acquaintances literally 1337sp33ks. One of his favorite phrases, "I did it for tuh lolz." Perfect quote. He emphasizes the last two words just out of spite.

Also, I overheard a guy at my school trying to chat up this girl. "You know it's going to be almost 8 degrees tomorrow. That's almost as cold as it gets in the ANTARCTIC!!!"

Dipshit

People who think Mitch Hedberg wasn't uniquely clever.
People who like Carlos Mencia.
Illiteracy.

Ares Tyr:

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Bulletinmybrain:

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howard_hughes:
I'm 22, I like to hang out with people my same age or older. When I meet someone who's also in their early to mid 20's and they're dating 15 or 16 year old girls.

I also hate it when people beat their lovers out of anger, that just isn't cool.

Is that because of the girls they choose, or because of the fact that they're 15? Thing is, I hate it when people harp on my age like it's the defining factor of my personality, and I've dated a lot of people four or more years older than me.

Was there 402 involved?:P(You never exactly defined your morals so its still up in the air.)

I refuse to whore.

411?414?417?405?401?

Get back with Vista where you belong, fiend.

XP you mean, Vistas just a nice looking whore.

What's your point?

You tell me yours, And i'll make up an excuse for mine.

My point was that the '40x' joke was just getting boring and annoying, like Vista. An unnecessary repartition and attempted recreation of something which was decent originally.

You kids and your computer talk. I'll never figure you youngsters out...

With people my age, it's rarely worth trying.

Because I'm so ancient in comparison.

Not hard.

Is that supposed to mean something sexual? God, what won't you young people say?!

Surprisingly, no. It's just your perverted mind.

Its the dirty old man in me I guess.

So it would seem.

SteinFaust:
absurdly rich people with NO actual skills other than the ability to inherit obscene amounts of money
in any other time, in any other country, they would have starved to death years ago.

uhhh... when it comes to inhereting gross amounts of money... there was nobility back then..

Argh! No more endless chains of quotes, please! Can't you see you're tearing our actually non-existant friendship apart!

Cab00se206:

Labyrinth:

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Bulletinmybrain:

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howard_hughes:
I'm 22, I like to hang out with people my same age or older. When I meet someone who's also in their early to mid 20's and they're dating 15 or 16 year old girls.

I also hate it when people beat their lovers out of anger, that just isn't cool.

Is that because of the girls they choose, or because of the fact that they're 15? Thing is, I hate it when people harp on my age like it's the defining factor of my personality, and I've dated a lot of people four or more years older than me.

Was there 402 involved?:P(You never exactly defined your morals so its still up in the air.)

I refuse to whore.

411?414?417?405?401?

Get back with Vista where you belong, fiend.

XP you mean, Vistas just a nice looking whore.

What's your point?

You tell me yours, And i'll make up an excuse for mine.

My point was that the '40x' joke was just getting boring and annoying, like Vista. An unnecessary repartition and attempted recreation of something which was decent originally.

You kids and your computer talk. I'll never figure you youngsters out...

With people my age, it's rarely worth trying.

Because I'm so ancient in comparison.

Not hard.

Is that supposed to mean something sexual? God, what won't you young people say?!

Surprisingly, no. It's just your perverted mind.

Its the dirty old man in me I guess.

So it would seem.

Argh! No more endless chains of quotes, please! Can't you see you're tearing our actually non-existant friendship apart!

Oh, sorry man.

I dont know what the US version is, but every magazine like Hello, OK, Heat, and the gossip pages in the newspapers, the idea that millions of people are going to want to see a photo of a minor celebrity chef's wife's knees looking slightly wrinkly just astounds me.

The idea that somehow celebs are no longer human and shouldn't ever have a sweat patch under their arm on a hot day while jogging, or heaven forbid their skin creases in some way as they bend, it alls gets captured on someone's long range camera, blown up, and printed with a big red circle around it.

I don't even like celebs in general, but no-one deserves to get picked apart like that, especially when your job isnt even about looking good.

Also the massive number of people who complain about speeding tickets in the UK, there's a speed limit, maybe you don't agree, but it is the law, if you really have to go faster than you're allowed, you can't really complain when the fine comes thru your mailbox. I do understand it's been turned into a massive cash cow by the government, (another thing I don't agree with, certain crimes being set a cash fine, it just means the rich can break the law as much as they like, I know if I won the lottery and there was a set fine for knocking a chav's hat off, I'd be at it all day.), but, its there, its the law, you know it is, so just don't do it.

Just an hour ago I was having a conversation with a friend where he had to ask 5 different people at his work if they knew what a troll was before he found someone who had heard of them. BUt mind you, he doesn't work with smart people. One of them did 6 years of high school, doing drug studies every year and had never heard of ice(the meth kind, not frozen water)

Lol, not many ppl do hate feminists, do you want both sexes to be treated equally? then your a feminist, if your referring to hard line, cock hating (and quite possibly ugly), moaning, overly political, 'hiding under the banner of feminism' feminists....please say so.

Feminism is a Good word, don't let it be sullied by the wretched few.

When I see a mother smoking and dangling the cigerette in front of their child inbetween tokes. That really makes my blood boil.
Another thing - how the media reports on stuff it knows absolutely nothing about. I honestly can't count how many times I've read something in a paper and have KNOWN it to be false. Take the case of the Wii game Mad World. The Daily Mail did this post about it saying how its going to ruin the 'family image of Wii' and kids will get hold of the game, play it and murder their friends. They failed to mention that the Wii has parental controls that enable parents to limit what games their kids are allowed to play by rating....

One more - a few weeks ago I was getting off a train and had to cross the bridge to the other platform. There were 2 girls sitting on both sides of the stairs. Me, and a lot of other people had to squeeze past them both and the girl looked at me like I was being rude when I accidentally knocked her with my bag as I went past. THERE ARE DOZENS OF PEOPLE TRYING TO GET UP THE STAIRS YOU ARE SITTING ON. GET THE &#!% UP :|

People who are older then me and still listen to top 40 garbage.

Every now and again I have things happen that make me die inside.

My dad's fiancee: I don't like meat
Me: Not even chicken?
My dad's fiancee: No that's not meat
Me: Fine, poultry then
My dad's fiancee: No, its just not meat.
Me: ????

Also I was watching the news and there was something on about research into a cure for cancer and so on, my step brother comes up to me and asks "what does cure mean?". He is 14 years old. Enough said.

Ares Tyr:

howard_hughes:
I'm 22, I like to hang out with people my same age or older. When I meet someone who's also in their early to mid 20's and they're dating 15 or 16 year old girls.

I also hate it when people beat their lovers out of anger, that just isn't cool.

Woop, woop, woop. We got a winner. Yes, that definetly grinds my gears also (the first one, definetly).

But question. What if I'm not angry, can I still beat them?

oh, beating them out of love is fine in my book ;)

The Scorpion King 2
It's a direct-to-video prequel to the 2002 film The Scorpion King, which itself was a prequel to The Mummy Returns, which was a sequel to the 1999 remake of The Mummy. It's a prequel to a prequel to a movie that was a sequel of a remake (hope I got that right). I only heard about it's existence yesterday, so the pain is fresh in my mind. It's even worse than the Price Of Persia: Game based on the Movie based on the Game.

All those shitty parody movies.

The newest Star Wars trilogy, and basically anything Lucas has said or done since.

Celebrity gossip, and not least of all the paparazzi.

Also, I used to work at a gas station. One of my favorite stories about that place is when some lady called me a racist because we didn't have public washrooms.

The complete and total idiocy displayed by everyday humanity, ad infinitum.

MacDonalds, smoking, people who get pregnant AT or BEFORE 20. Seriously like a dozen people I knew in high school either have a kid or are expecting one. Gotta love them crack daddy's.

I think that's all for now. *Siiiiigh*, that felt good.

manicfoot:

One more - a few weeks ago I was getting off a train and had to cross the bridge to the other platform. There were 2 girls sitting on both sides of the stairs. Me, and a lot of other people had to squeeze past them both and the girl looked at me like I was being rude when I accidentally knocked her with my bag as I went past. THERE ARE DOZENS OF PEOPLE TRYING TO GET UP THE STAIRS YOU ARE SITTING ON. GET THE &#!% UP :|

That's easy enough to fix; straighten your back so you stand taller and clear your throat to get their attention. Then look the blocker dead in the eyes and in a firm voice loud enough for them to hear say "Move" give a pause then a half smile and say "please" I find that works quite well in most situations. Good luck.

howard_hughes:

That's easy enough to fix; straighten your back so you stand taller and clear your throat to get their attention. Then look the blocker dead in the eyes and in a firm voice loud enough for them to hear say "Move" give a pause then a half smile and say "please" I find that works quite well in most situations. Good luck.

I'm sure being built like a brick shit-house doesn't hurt either ;)

Political correctness
People who go "*Gasp* you can't say that!" when I just have...
people who bang on about "Oh, PC has no/few exclusives". That may be true. However the amount of games that come out for the PS3+PC or the XBox360+PC are far more than come out for the PS3+XBOX only (does that make sense?)
People who have a go at you about sexism, then use it against you
Last week when I was at work:
ME: (watering plants in the stockroom)
Female Colleage: (Carrying plates out to shelves)
FC: You should be doing this!
Me: why?
FC: You're a man. You should be carrying heavy stuff.

Bear in mind, had I gone to her "you're a woman. You should be watering these plants" she would have taken offence.... Where was I?

Oh yeah.
People who insist sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah right. Have you seen the quality of "ya mum" jokes around?
People who use "so does your mum" at every possible opportunity
people who finish my food/drink without asking
That's all that come to mind at the moment.... more to come

Ok, let's see... Hmm... there's too much to list here. So I'll go with a summary: The fact that humanity hasn't killed itself off yet.

wordsmith:

People who have a go at you about sexism, then use it against you
Last week when I was at work:
ME: (watering plants in the stockroom)
Female Colleage: (Carrying plates out to shelves)
FC: You should be doing this!
Me: why?
FC: You're a man. You should be carrying heavy stuff.

Bear in mind, had I gone to her "you're a woman. You should be watering these plants" she would have taken offence.... Where was I?

just print this off and give it to her then.

Martenzo:
Ok, let's see... Hmm... there's too much to list here. So I'll go with a summary: The fact that humanity hasn't killed itself off yet.

May i reiterate 'Fashion Cynicism', Examples are: Most of this thread.

wordsmith:
Political correctness
People who go "*Gasp* you can't say that!" when I just have...
people who bang on about "Oh, PC has no/few exclusives". That may be true. However the amount of games that come out for the PS3+PC or the XBox360+PC are far more than come out for the PS3+XBOX only (does that make sense?)
People who have a go at you about sexism, then use it against you
Last week when I was at work:
ME: (watering plants in the stockroom)
Female Colleage: (Carrying plates out to shelves)
FC: You should be doing this!
Me: why?
FC: You're a man. You should be carrying heavy stuff.

Bear in mind, had I gone to her "you're a woman. You should be watering these plants" she would have taken offence.... Where was I?

Oh yeah.
People who insist sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah right. Have you seen the quality of "ya mum" jokes around?
People who use "so does your mum" at every possible opportunity
people who finish my food/drink without asking
That's all that come to mind at the moment.... more to come

Something similar happened to me a few years ago. I really hate how sexism against guys gets no attention whatsoever in the media or anything else.

The 'Do not use in the shower' tag on the hairdryer.
Court cases where people pass their mistakes onto others.
The general state of music, Hannah Montanna? GTFO!
The winner- poor parenting. Kids hanging out in nightclub areas at night, doing drugs, beating up other kids, vandalising things, stealing, etc. Where are the parents? Why don't they discipline their little turd offspring.

i think we need to accept that the only reason a lot of people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.

opium of the people:
i think we need to accept that the only reason a lot of people are alive is because it is illegal to kill them.

There are fewer now than there were two weeks ago.. ;)

v3cks:
People who think Mitch Hedberg wasn't uniquely clever.
People who like Carlos Mencia.
Illiteracy.

Please don't mention Hedburg in the same vein as Carlos Mencia! What was wrong with Mitch?

"An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs!"

I loved the guy

People who play they're shitty music down the microphone in COD4

.... They are on my target list.

Schools now, the education system to save money is reintegrating the retards (the wheelchair pants-crapping kind) into regular classes because it isn't "fair" to them to keep them out of normal classes. Never mind that they don't grasp the material that's being presented and the teachers in those classes don't have the training to deal with them. And the special ed kids are now being called "students with exceptionalities" because you wouldn't want to hurt the feelings of someone too bloody stupid to understand that you are making fun of them. Retarded is a clinical term, what's the next clinical term that will go out the window, infected maybe?

And people that actually believe the feminazi line about women still making less than men (it's been shown that women willing to make the same sacrifices as men make %150 what men do in the same work) when all they REALLY want is to be able to do less work and make the same amount of money.

Plus the fact that the US is VERY anti-male. My dad worked 12 hours a day, came home, cooked us kids dinner, cleaned the house, then when he went to bed my step-mother would freak out because he wasn't spending the 5 hours he had left with HER (she got half his pension, the house, the car, and alimony in the divorce. He got the kids.)My dad wasn't the only one that got this treatment either, most of my friends' dads got shafted the same way. Most of those women moved on to new men a week later and instead of getting married to them just lives with them and have families with them while collecting alimony.

In the US children aren't disciplined any more because it's illegal to do more than take away the video games.

And as for people who think violent media makes violent people, it's the parents' mistakes that screw the kids up, not any bloody cartoon/movie/video game.

Now that I think about it, 99% of societies woes can be blamed on poor parenting (most of which started when beating your kids became illegal, yay for protecting the kids. Bleeding heart pansies.)

everyone above me is right, especially the one about guys having to carrying heavy stuff and girls not having to.

Either accept the responsibility of modern feminism (ie there is no male/female only PEOPLE) or shut the fuck up, it is absolute bullsh^t to go on about being treated fairly and get pissed off when you are.

The main things that make me lose hope in humanity is:

1:People who use LOL and ROFL in real life
2:People who make there own l33tsp33k in real life (I caught one of my friends saying Trofl)
3:People who think there hot and boast about everything
4:Stupid people
5:Console war,fanboys

lots more but cant think of any right now =p

Kintoki:
(I caught one of my friends saying Trofl)

What's TROFL supposed to be exactly, totally rolled on floor laughing?

Fangface74:

v3cks:
People who think Mitch Hedberg wasn't uniquely clever.
People who like Carlos Mencia.
Illiteracy.

Please don't mention Hedburg in the same vein as Carlos Mencia! What was wrong with Mitch?

"An elevator can never break, it can only become stairs!"

I loved the guy

Dude, its escalator, not elevator, thats kinda important to the joke. I hate to 'sandbag' you on it, but I can't stand the thought of someone linking Mitch Hedberg this joke when its told incorrectly.

China's government pisses me off. They're not communist, they're totalitarian. I just heard on the radio that two women are reported to have been arrested and placed in a year's "Re-education" through labour for trying to protest when their house was knocked down to make way for an Olympic route. These women applied as the laws state they may, to protest in a designated Beijing protest site.

Now it seems that the only appropriate line is "Arbeit macht frei".

When my friend lost his virginity.

Simski:
When my friend lost his virginity :(

...elaborate please, why is this bad?

Reaperman Wompa:

Simski:
When my friend lost his virginity :(

...elaborate please, why is this bad?

I should probably have mentioned that it was several.

Firstly there's the guy I envy.
Keeps telling me that getting girls isn't a big deal, he doesn't seem to like talking to me much either.
So I was terribly jealous and upset that he lost his virginity when I can't even get a girlfriend.

Secondly there's the troll I was friends with online.
The guy who trolls everyone and looks and look at the rest of the world as retarded, then lost his virginity to some redhead.