This is where I speak my mind,and if you don't like it than FUCK OFF!
My rant for today is:Trolls,You know trolls?Those idiots that only go to the forums to coplain about the topic.Why the fuck are you doing this?Is it because you have nothing better to do?Here is an idea,LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE!

Thank you for your time and goodbye.
(I will try to do a rant once a day)

It's not a rant if it's not overly verbose and totally full of shit. Make you're rants excessively long. And you're right. Trolls are fucks.

They are sad, so only get pleasure from trying to make themselves out to be better than people/annoy people.

Look at people with very few friends (after a few months, not new kids) most people dislike them because they are tools, so when they go online they:
A: try to put it on other people
B: Act like they are cool.

Thank you! People who agree with me!
Hopefully I don't get those annoying dipshits.

Ahh Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.

I just had to register to this forum to tell you off. Can't you see that these sorts of topics and posting will do nothing but continue to trolling and flaming?

You must have an amazing sense of irony that I'm missing; or be a wee bit naive.
(I'm taking a bet on the later)

Wow..

Greatest thread ever..

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2na:
Ahh Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.

I just had to register to this forum to tell you off. Can't you see that these sorts of topics and posting will do nothing but continue to trolling and flaming?

You must have an amazing sense of irony that I'm missing; or be a wee bit naive.
(I'm taking a bet on the later)

Now that I think about he has a point. But to be fair, you only joined this site for the purpose of putting him down, which sorta makes you the same.

I know right that's some sort of paradox right?

Anyway what up: long time lister first time caller.

jeremyTH:
Thank you! People who agree with me!
Hopefully I don't get those annoying dipshits.

Heeeere's Johnny!

Listen, Moogly Jr., this is the Escapist, the reason we troll you is because you make inane topics and then make inane topics to cry about people hurting your feelings. Unless you start making meaningful posts here, you can't expect people to fling roses at your feet.

Now for the constructive part of the tirade:

-Calm down. Just because a small group of people has not hopped onto your bandwagon doesn't mean you resort to name calling. You resort to proving them wrong with meaningful, original posts.

-We've got a rant guy. Just search for Khell Sennet's threads. That's the standard to beat if you think you can become a feature of the forums.

-Before you commit yourself to making a daily rant, try to find out whether people like it or not. Moogly made the same quantity over quality mistake and look where it got him.

-Before creating a thread, ask yourself why anyone would want to read it(other than to troll of course). If your post seems a bit thin, try to beef it up. Add insights, examples, descriptive adjectives, whatever, just anything to make it seem like a well though out post. Again, quantity over quality may get you Gonzo, but that's about it.

-Finally, take some of this advice to heart! While it sucks having to admit you're wrong, it's much better than continuing about your rampages through the interwebs believing you're right.

jeremyTH:

(I will try to do a rant once a day)

Please, don't.