Shoulder hair. White shoulder hair.

BUT..I've had none of Susan's yet. I'm still doing rocking air guitar solos at concerts.

When I asked for a Roomba last Christmas and was as happy as a child when I got it. And it's still awesome.

Also, living in the South where everyone calls you ma'am whether you're 18 or 70 doesn't help the feeling of being old.

I'll never be old or admit that I am. It's my worse fear. I'm 21 by the way and I'll stay youthful and live forever. :)

UltraStationJin:
I'll never be old or admit that I am. It's my worse fear. I'm 21 by the way and I'll stay youthful and live forever. :)

Ah, I remember those days...back then, this was all 1's and 0's...

When I Started Yelling At Kids On My Lawn

Oh Crap The're There Again

When I was talking to some kid on the internet (on here I think) and I mentioned "Captain Planet" and he didn'nt know what the hell I was talking about.

Also when they started letting me in strip clubs.

When I listened to a rant of mine at thirteen and thought I sounded like a pissed 50 year old.

I don't have time for this! I have to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait in line behind me while I complain!

Although, I am already in my pajamas...

When I started complaining that things were better in subjective time of "The good old days". Oh, and when I started not doing things because I am comfortable where I am right now.

Also, That's hilarious, Starnerf.

The first time the sweet young thing cutting my hair asked "Do you want me to trim your eyebrows, sir?"

thebobmaster:
I'm not old. I may be in college, but I will always be a high school freshman at heart.

ya, I used to say that back in the day. haha. Well, I'd say "young", not high school freshman. who wants to be a high school freshman?

Now, though, I actually enjoy being slightly older. Stupid things just don't matter anymore.

They were selling Dual-Shock 1 through 3-shaped wings that fit onto the WiiMote/PSP/Classic Controller. I blinked, and stared, surely these kids could use a controller without the small wings on the bottom, like in my old NES/SNES days.

Kids? Old S/NES days? Ah hell. I'm not old, per say, but it does certainly give me a feeling of disconnection with the generation only a few years younger than me. Very alienating feeling.

And I'm only twenty, not old by any stretch. But I do feel like I've never really focused on the stupid things. Just, comment on them, like the above.

Two weeks ago when I was playing Castle Wars online and some kid pointed it out.

Naturally, I devastated his castle after that. Ha!

When dairy owners stopped asking for my ID whenever I bought booze.
(Insert sighing noise here)... I miss the scrutinisation

Edit: Of course it could just be that the dairy that I go to now days has a dodgy owner that want's to sell liquor to minors. Maybe.

When your friends get married, engaged and start having kids. That made me feel old and also lonely.

But those guys are suckers right, they may have a family that loves them but I have myself a whole bundle of disposable income.

When I was talking to a co-worker and mentioned i had a birthday in a few weeks, he asked how old i would be and when i told him he said "Oh right, so you're nearly dead then." Cheeky git

i felt older when someone spilled some acetic acid in a science class and they panicked and were quickly getting it off everything and i told them it wasn't corrosive

I think it was when I started going into clubs and being one of the oldest people in there.

I stay home these days.

Me? Old? Never!

Ohh my..

I first realised I was getting old when I brought my new born son home from the hospital. Everything changed in an instant.

My latest knockback staying young forever...... my youngest brother (by 10 years) becoming a father..... for the fourth time (madness!)

First computer game: 3D Monster Maze - on the Sinclair ZX81 (great game at the time and ran in just one kilobyte of RAM!!)

thebobmaster:
I'm not old. I may be in college, but I will always be a high school freshman at heart.

FRESHEMEN!!!

I feel old whenever I'm around people who act younger than I do. Which is rather often. It's weird.

When I was younger I had a stomach like a goat. I could eat anything with no consequences. My favorite was Taco Bell because it was tasty and cheap. Taco Bell gives me the runs now, as does most cheap and greasy food. Sucks.

When my back went
When I started getting frown lines
When I realised I preferred games before 2002

malestrithe:
When I had to explain what the term "narc" means to a bunch of teenagers.

That happened to me last week ^_^

The first time I felt a draught, I never really believed they existed before.

Also when having a conversation with someone who didn't know that there were once good sonic games.

When someone on these very forums asked "What's DOS?"

Should've banned him...whippersnapper...

Susan Arendt:
When someone on these very forums asked "What's DOS?"

Should've banned him...whippersnapper...

Whats DOS?

Reaperman Wompa:

Susan Arendt:
When someone on these very forums asked "What's DOS?"

Should've banned him...whippersnapper...

Whats DOS?

I'm only 16 and I know that

I know that I'll be old when I actually have a reason to start one of these threads.

Sib:

Reaperman Wompa:

Susan Arendt:
When someone on these very forums asked "What's DOS?"

Should've banned him...whippersnapper...

Whats DOS?

I'm only 16 and I know that

I know that I'll be old when I actually have a reason to start one of these threads.

I'm 15 and have avoided the online community until recently like the plague so i'm over ignorant, even for a newbie.

mintsauce:
When staying out drinking until 2am became really, really hard, and not particularly appealing.

This.

Though, I still find it hilarious to put things on my head to see if I can make them balance there, and then stare at myself in the mirror to see how I look with it on my head. My latest one was the cardboard packaging for a 4 pack of Smirnoff Ice bottles. I'm not quite sure if I feel old. I indulge my 'inner' child a fair bit. But then, I also have taken to getting grouchy if I don't get enough sleep (like...really grouchy shout at anyone who disturbs me grouchy) and I'd prefer to stay in and have a quiet night than go to a club and dance the night away.

I know I'm limiting my chances for sex with this, but I much prefer a quiet, or at least, quaint, pub atmosphere to that of a rave club. Am I 'old'? Maybe, but either way, you can take your revoltingly sticky floors, overpriced drinks, eardrum blowing 'music' and stale air and shove it up your arse. I'll have a pint of ale, barkeep.

When I saw that I was the only person in my peer group who texted out whole words.

I'm down with the kids, yo.

every time i go hill running with my cross country team. we always look at each other before we start and say: "we're getting too old for this"

When I found myself using the phrase "back in the day..." a lot more in conversation

When I get excited when I find some old movie or tv show I remember watching as a kid, on youtube

When I start thinking about how kids born recently will have had DVD's and the internet and all that for their whole lives