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Rikrok77
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OK, this may have been done before, but what is thee worst line you've heard in a movie?

Greasemoicockneypalm
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Best/Worst line ever moar liek.

"GARBAGE DAY!" - Silent Night Deadly Night 2

Reaperman Wompa
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"Suck me bautiful". American pie, meant to be a bad line but still just so fucked up.

ultra_v_89
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Sin City- "You fool, you damned fool" by Brittany Murpheys character. A terrible line, delivered in such a way that, whenever I watch the movie (which I still adore) I mute it. Also, that Garbage Day one is a classic.

Churchman
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"BISON, your off the air!"

Street Fighter.

jagercallum
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"Take me mansquito" from the classic film mansquito

Alstan
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Any punchline from The Mummy 3. Especially "Where that dragon came from?"

You can take it in a funny way, but it's more like "This movie story is shit and we are proud of it"

N-Sef
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Anything from Batman and Robin, but rather then leave it up to your memories I will go through some of them right now.

'...First Gotham, then the World!'
'Let's Kick some Ice!'
'Stay Cool Bird Boy'
'What killed the Dinosaurs? The Ice Age!'
'Chill!'

Man that really left a bad taste in my mouth.

Churchman
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N-Sef:
Anything from Batman and Robin, but rather then leave it up to your memories I will go through some of them right now.

'...First Gotham, then the World!'
'Let's Kick some Ice!'
'Stay Cool Bird Boy'
'What killed the Dinosaurs? The Ice Age!'
'Chill!'

Man that really left a bad taste in my mouth.

Don't forget the batcard and "Never leave the cave without it"

manicfoot
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"You're breaaakiiinggg my hearrrrt! :(" Episode III
"I'm just an ex-employee who's come for some back pay... OR SHOULD I SAY PAY BACK?" - The Mask

Perwer
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Greasemoicockneypalm:
Best/Worst line ever moar liek.

"GARBAGE DAY!" - Silent Night Deadly Night 2

That was my pick aswell. Love it!

Fire Daemon
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"I'm a witch" from The Golden Compass.

That movie was terrible.

Hey Joe
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"I'm feeling pretty good"
"Yeah...yeah me too. I'm feelin' really wired you know? What I'd really like to do is take you home and eat your pussy"

SHARK ATTACK 3 FTW!

Simon_TR
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Hey Joe:
"I'm exhausted"
"Yeah... me too, but... you know I'm really wired! What'd you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Fixed. It makes even less sense this way.

Hey Joe
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Simon_TR:

Hey Joe:
"I'm exhausted"
"Yeah... me too, but... you know I'm really wired! What'd you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

Fixed. It makes even less sense this way.

Danke. Quoting from a memory after a long day of work totally makes sense too.

Treblaine
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Alstan:
Any punchline from The Mummy 3. Especially "Where that dragon came from?"

You can take it in a funny way, but it's more like "This movie story is shit and we are proud of it"

Yep, Mummy 3 sure is full of stoopid lines my favourite being when Brendan Fraser stabs Jet Li in the heart:

"Now you can rule... in Hell!"

It completely went against the light-hearted romp feel of before, then there is this Duke Nukem line, I laughed out loud so much but the rest of the audience seemed to be in a catatonic state after the series of dumb things which had come before, they though i was choking. Should have gone to see Wall-E.

ike_luv
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The Happening!

-Potential SPOILER- (Not that the film can be spoiled)

In field, about to end up dead, the threat is edging nearer and nearer!

Crowd - "Come on we gotta get out of here RIGHT NOW! Or we'll die like the rest of them!"
Protagonist - "Wait... let me think for a second"

OH COME OOOON!!!! That film was RIDICULOUS!

mintsauce
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Revenge of the Sith.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

N.K
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Commando

"Let off some steam, Bennett."

Ooooh, I thought the title was "most awesome line in a movie"

I have to with the Shark Attack 3 quote as well, it's just too random.

Random argument man
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Well that kinda does it oh wait you meant lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OfXJddqQU

TommyGun465
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Fire Daemon:
"I'm a witch" from The Golden Compass.

That movie was terrible.

agreed.

kbag08
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Predator - Carl Weathers - "i aint got time to bleed!!" - actually thats probably one of the best lines

shatnershaman
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"This is Sparta!!!" 300

Too bad there is a caps lock and 3 "!" rule otherwise I could quote it properly.

snuffler
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mintsauce:
Revenge of the Sith.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Win. Legendary win.

Swenglish
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"I got a bad feeling about this..."

PedroSteckecilo
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"You're EVIL! EVIL!!!" From Alien 3000, it's not JUST the line, it's also the delivery.

thebobmaster
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In the "so bad, it's good" camp...

"What's that?"-Indiana Jones
"The antidote."-some evil jackass
"To what?"-Indiana Jones
"To the poison you just drank, Doctor Jones!"-SEJ

The thing that makes the line "so bad, it's good" is the over the top acting on SEJ's part.

Simski
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"They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOO- -oood!"
- Troll 2

Treblaine
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For another "so bad, it's good" see every quote from the original Star Wars trilogy.

Another would have to be every single line from the original Resident Evil game, especially the Jill sandwich line, here is a great compilation of the retarded lines from RE1that are re-edited to tell the REAL story:

http://www.residentevilfan.com/multimedia.asp

Check out the 'Resident Gigalo' audio file, it's a must for RE fans.

AngryMan
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"Nilbog... it's "Goblin" spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!"
-Trolls 2. Officially one of the worst movies ever made.

Space Spoons
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"Let's not BLOW things out of proportion..." Joker, The Dark Knight

It's a dumb joke, and not even in the "it's dumb, but I'll chuckle anyway" kind of way. I just don't feel like it was up to par with the rest of the film's jokes, which I thought were pretty much sublime.

The_root_of_all_evil
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42manZ
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"Wicked Cool!" - Random kid in Spider-Man 3

Treblaine:

Check out the 'Resident Gigalo' audio file, it's a must for RE fans.

That was hilarious.

chishandfips
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A few posters have mentioned Batman & Robin which, whilst a truly awful film, pales in comparison to the '60s Adam West Batman movie:

"It happened at sea. C for Catwoman!"
"Holy superlatives, Batman!"
"How was I to know they'd have a can of shark repellent Bat-spray handy?"

The full list is here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060153/quotes

scumofsociety
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The_root_of_all_evil:
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I am thoroughly ashamed that I know what you're talking about.

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