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Muckraker
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Ozzy, Max, Dink, or like my cats... Asia and Zoe

Gone Gonzo
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Jurgan Guntherswarchzhaffenstrassen.

kudos to who knows where that name is from :P

I would name my cat Dinner, but that's just me.

I also thought for a moment that Sphincter sounded like a cool name, until I looked up the meaning.

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Double Decker Soul Wrecker

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Just Name Your Cat, Dog and See How Many People Think Your Crazy trust me it's a pretty fun thing to do

Gone Gonzo
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Brutus, Jackal, and Demon were names I was considering for my (small)dog. I don't think I'm the best source in the world.

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If you name it Catface you need a recording of the Catface song that you will play whenever it enters the room.

Cat face, he's got a big cat face. he's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat. And he flies through the air cuz he's got a cat face, Cat Face!

You could name him Mr. Whiskers. Or Fatty McFatfat, or how about Sir Meowsalot, The Mouser!

El Tigre grande!

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jake09050:
Just Name Your Cat, Dog and See How Many People Think Your Crazy trust me it's a pretty fun thing to do

Or puppy or doggy... Imagine saying "Here, puppy puppy puppy" to a cat...

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Speedhump.

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Jurgan Guntherswarchzhaffenstrassen.

kudos to who knows where that name is from :P

I would name my cat Dinner, but that's just me.

I also thought for a moment that Sphincter sounded like a cool name, until I looked up the meaning.

Jurgan Guntherswarchzhaffenstrassen gives a walk through Frets on Fire for guitar hero.
When can I collect my kodos?

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and you should name your cat yuna.

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Pacman?
Optimus Prime?
Mr Kittles?

id call my animals that :D

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Simon regardless of gender...
Or maybe Yatzee???

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Milton. The level of superiority given by naming your cat after such a figure would go well with the cat's natural egotism.

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Male: Satan (just imagine the looks on people's faces when you call for him, hah.)
Female: Kerena.

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Mr. Bojangles

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I've always given pets really normal names, whichever I find the funniest to apply to an animal...

Tony

Paul

Big Mike

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Bumsley if its a male.

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"Mittens" or "Felix" are the best names for cats.

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You could go the hip-hop route and call it Kitty Smalls, the notorious C.A.T

Gone Gonzo
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If you name it Rasputin it will be invulnerable to conventional weapons.

Seeaighty. Pronounce it right and you have yourself a winner.

Or Moody Blue, to fit a cats natural pretentiousness and egotism ;p. (Noone got it? /sigh)

I say it should be named France, followed by England, Spain, Portugal, and Germany.

Or Jean luc

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How about just call your cat 'Puddy Cat'

Simple as that

Gone Gonzo
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Be a true Escapest user and call it Yahtzee.

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thebobmaster:
If it's a male, Mr. Kitty.

Female...I dunno.

No kitty it's mah pot pie.

Name it puppy to confuse it.

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Spot, for the lols.

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i like Seeaytee

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I still think Rover, just to mess with people when they hear the name.

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NewClassic, definitely.

... Okay, not really. In all honesty, I really like Agent Orange, and I really like Professor, but it's missing something. I'm going to have to echo Mr. Bojangles, but step it up a notch.

Professor Bojangles.

If not, you could always go with my non-specific name for a cat, and call it Igriega Jones.
(EE-GREE-EH-GAH JONES)

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Slim Jim
Socrates
Plato
Miss Chnandler Bong
Cookie monster
Flipper
Zippy
Pip

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I still stand by The Pet formerly known as Cat

or Dr. Funkenstein of course

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Names it Cats: The Musical.

"Come here Cats! Cats the Musical! Come here!"

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mr. pooky tits

go for scare factor

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Chech:
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Definatley Sgt. Pain

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My cats are named after traits. Genghis and Jade.

Mephistopheles is a good name for a cat, I think. Unnecessarily epic names work every time.

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dog?

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I've named my cats Munchies, Old Gills, Trousers, and Albatross, so feel free to try one of those.

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