the power to shoot sausage out of your fingers not particularly useful but i think it would be awesome.

Schizophrenia? If you could imagine anything and it became real would you really be crazy?

"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

sorry

yogurt out the armpits

Power to activate one electronic appliance at a time, simply with the power of your mind. Need that hairdryer but can't find a plug socket? I got you covered! Don't want to overload your splitter with that extra games console? I got your back. DS running out of batteries and can't get to your charger? No worries man.

The power to convince anybody that they're wrong.

Telerealisation. You can make someone understand something from a long way away.

the power to win an argument with your wife

Already been done a couple months back, but I retain my vote of Phonekinesis.

Anything you could do in person, such as smack someone, give each other stuff, etc. you could do over the phone, or any other voice-transmitter. Think of the possibilities... Someone have an annoying voice or won't shut up? Smack them. Want to get a pizza or something? Have the other person stuff it through the phone.

solar fury:
the power to win an argument with your wife

Dear God Man, you're talking crazy now!

The power to edit the DNA in anything (or molecules)

Pohlkat:
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

sorry

"Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings."

I'm not sorry!

And this would be actually useful.

Hey, being able to charge up an electrical appliance with your mind can be useful. Especially if a spy is sappin my sentry.

the power to make peoples heads explode.

the power to dismantle and reconnect your body at will

I would like to ability to stare at someone and make them explode. That way, the world would have much less of an Idiot population ^^

the ability to summon chuck norris!!!!

The power to prevent people from acting by telling the truth.

For exmple preventing some one in a two hundred tonne mech from stomping your face by using the simple line. attack me and one of us is going to get hurt. Reality steps in averting violence. Of course in truth it would be you on the recieving end of pain but that doesnt matter.

Either that or the power to bring anyones homocidal thoughts to the surface, not terribly useful but this would explain people like Miss Marple and Jessica Fletcher who turn up in a town and there are at least 4 dead bodies before they leave.

SO theres my twopence

ohhohhohh or the power travel in time for a few hours (limit of like 5 hours forward or back or so), and then made to come back to the time zone in which you started from. That way, i could have fun being a jillion billionaire from winning Powerball over and over, and i wouldn't be expected to save everyone if something bad happened (due to only travelling 5 or so hours). Endless fun with no responsibilities!!!

Easy, Mind Control over your own mind. Suprisingly useful when wanting to impress someone.

The ability to force people sing whenever I snap my fingers.

the most obscure but definately most organically devestating ability would be to be able to change the pH balance of water.

just imagine, turning someones blood to acid that eats through their flesh.. That of course would be the most direct method of murder via power

another interesting one I've thought about is hovering 1.5cm in the air, constantly, with no altitude correction.. basically, you'd just be frictionless, would could create some interesting abilities.

on the flip side, being able to control the friction caused by objects would be interesting. stop bullets by making them vaporize by air resistance that's suddenly as thick as a brick, or just causing your opponent to be velcro'd to a surface, depending on the power level of the ability given.

if you want to get into more miniscule powers that might have interesting ramifications - there's always the "static zapper" power, sort of like Powder, where your body is constantly overcharged with static electricity, causing everything you touch to experience a tiny zap of electricity.. not enough to kill anyone, but enough to disrupt electronics, and maybe you might have some electrical resistance as well.

Grow your fingernails... love that show.

But in reality turn anything into gold between 3 and 5 pm on public holidays, between January and July every leap year.

The best ability would be the ability to think of a good ability.

Another not so original idea would be the ability to open and close black holes whenever you felt like it. Sick of the moon? gone. Sick of the sun? gone. Sick of that car always in your way? gone.

Syvari:
ohhohhohh or the power travel in time for a few hours (limit of like 5 hours forward or back or so), and then made to come back to the time zone in which you started from. That way, i could have fun being a jillion billionaire from winning Powerball over and over, and i wouldn't be expected to save everyone if something bad happened (due to only travelling 5 or so hours). Endless fun with no responsibilities!!!

I just wouldn't tell anyone about that ability.

Personally, I would like to be able to move things slightly to the left or right, although instantly
I mean, someone putting down *insert generic object* and looking back to find *said generic object* on the other side of the room a tad crazy, if not annoying for the person your using it on
But i guess thats just me hehehe......

Well to quote Russell Howard "the power to make people orgasm by touching them", not because Im a pervert but just because it would be amazing in a fight. Just poke them on the shoulder and watch them run away in embarrassment (I would like to point out its an optional thing and I can choose to do it)

needausername:
Well to quote Russell Howard "the power to make people orgasm by touching them", not because Im a pervert but just because it would be amazing in a fight. Just poke them on the shoulder and watch them run away in embarrassment (I would like to point out its an optional thing and I can choose to do it)

the french guy in the second matrix basically had that power

black lincon:
the power to shoot sausage out of your fingers not particularly useful but i think it would be awesome.

Where i work it would be.

my super power would be to be able to write GOOD script's (movie or gaming) at the speed of light, where the ending is BOTH good and unpredictable.

The power to make black holes, the most destructive thing know to man in the hands of a guy who gets bored easily and hates people in slow moving cars.

The power to create anything you wish from thin air? That would be so much fun. Not so original, but heck, you could create Fable 2 before it's released! AND THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. Yay!!

.J.a.T.:
The power to create anything you wish from thin air? That would be so much fun. Not so original, but heck, you could create Fable 2 before it's released! AND THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. Yay!!

it would still not live up to your expectations, even if it was made the burger king way.