needausername:
Well to quote Russell Howard "the power to make people orgasm by touching them", not because Im a pervert but just because it would be amazing in a fight. Just poke them on the shoulder and watch them run away in embarrassment (I would like to point out its an optional thing and I can choose to do it)

Oh you beat me to that one, Russell Howard's a legend, random and a bit weird, but still a legend.

Failing the orgasm touch thing, I'd like the power to make tasty waffles instantly out of nothing, which I voted for in some other superpower thread somewhere else.

Having a mental friends list you could shift click to know where your buddies are and what they're doing.

the ability to turn one brand into another

cocacola into pepsi
nike into adidas
etc

Blu3Forever:
the ability to turn one brand into another

cocacola into pepsi
nike into adidas
etc

hahaha

that's wonderful, purely a "fuck with their head" sort of power.

The power to grow facial hair on demand.

Frank - "haha dude when you gna get some hair, the chicks dig it!"

Paul - "What are you talking about?! (turns away, turns back around with fullgrown bead)"

i mean c'mon, you can see the fun already

waterhazard:
yogurt out the armpits

+1

The ability to instantly convert any matter into jello.

The power to shrink things with your left hand and restoring them to normal size with the right. Car staling made easy yo.

There's this old manga pic floating around the chansites, of this guy who can turn his entire right arm from the elbow to fingertips into a gigantic penis. It could have some comedic value, especially if it shoots.

needausername:
"the power to make people orgasm by touching them"

I can actually do this!

The power to live any day ass many times as you want.(Like Groundhog Day)

The ability to turn water into spines.

Fearweaver:
Having a mental friends list you could shift click to know where your buddies are and what they're doing.

That's a good one, I do have a lot of "mental" friends

The power to grant (and repeal) superpowers to other people, but not yourself.