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Infamous Scribbler
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RYjet911:
Flight has always been my greater fantasy, especially increased thanks to the Maximum Ride series.

Invisibility would be nice for sex and money stealing, but flight could get you both legally. There are surely some women who want to have sex several hundred metres in the air suspended only by a guy with wings. ^_^

One slip and splat. I'd take invisibility. I could sneak into a bank vault before it was closed and then realize I have no way to get back out and slowly run out of oxygen.

Gone Gonzo
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Zombie_King:

RYjet911:
Flight has always been my greater fantasy, especially increased thanks to the Maximum Ride series.

Invisibility would be nice for sex and money stealing, but flight could get you both legally. There are surely some women who want to have sex several hundred metres in the air suspended only by a guy with wings. ^_^

One slip and splat. I'd take invisibility. I could sneak into a bank vault before it was closed and then realize I have no way to get back out and slowly run out of oxygen.

as long as you don't do it before the weekend, I'm sure you'd be ok...

well, not "sure" sure

Infamous Scribbler
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Flight.

I live in New York, I've always wanted to rocket in between skyscapers, swoop in to rush hour traffic and wave at all the fools stuck in cars, and dive-bomb the ground and right myself at the last second. I'd have to get over my fear of heights first, but whatever.

Beat Writer
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Flight seems to dangerous, they would shoot me down 10 minutes after the start so I would pick Invisibility :)

@RYjet911: Flight does not include super strengh :) I would like to see you having sex while holding another human body several hundred metres in the air.

Gone Gonzo
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HuCast:
Flight seems to dangerous, they would shoot me down 10 minutes after the start so I would pick Invisibility :)

@RYjet911: Flight does not include super strengh :) I would like to see you having sex while holding another human body several hundred metres in the air.

there was no mention of the power of his flight, it's assumed our flight capabilities are pretty powerful, considering the other option is full invisibility.

so he pumps iron for a couple weeks if he can't already hold a girl

iish

Gone Gonzo
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Flight, easily, that way i'd never have to pay bus fairs and stuff like that anymore, and i would be able to scare the living fuck out of my friends by jumping out from a window at a party only to take flight right at the ground and land on my feet xD

Gone Gonzo
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I'd never pay for bus fairs if I were invisible either.. I'd steal a black tinted car, and just drive around... if I ever get pulled over, I'd wait for him to return to his car to radio in or whatever, and then slip out of the car, then go stalking off...

Or I'd steal a bike for lulz.

or sit in the passenger seat of a limo :P

Beat Writer
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flight. with a superpower like that, you wouldn't :need: to sneak into a changing room. there are plenty of gals out there who are ready to hitch up their skirts for a guy with superpowers.

Gone Gonzo
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Kraj:
flight. with a superpower like that, you wouldn't :need: to sneak into a changing room. there are plenty of gals out there who are ready to hitch up their skirts for a guy with superpowers.

what if we'd prefer to sneak into a change room?

Beat Writer
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Its really a question over whether or not you want freedom from nature (flight), or freedom from sciety (invisibility). I am more than a bit of an oddball in my community, so invisibility all the way.

Pulitzer Laureate
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flight... why this post... didnt have a poll?

Gone Gonzo
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because polls are so overused the legit polls dont want to add to the pile of them

Anonymous Source
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Flight always, much more fun!

Gone Gonzo
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I assume invisibility is controllable just like flight or both would have major drawbacks.

I'm gonna go with invisibility for a couple reasons:

Girls' changing rooms; 'nuff said
Still in school so; test answers anyone?
Embarrass people in all ways

And the list could go on and on..

Beat Writer
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Well, I haven't seen it here yet but I have to mention it.
One summer I worked at a summer camp in Wisconsin and they would always ask you questions in front of the rest of the staff just for fun. Things along the lines of "toilet paper: do you put the roll so you get the paper from under or over the roll?" and other such harmless questions. Actually the only one I remember besides the toilet paper is the "invisibility or flight" question, and the correct answer: "Invisibility, because everyone knows, if you're invisible, you fly for free."

I chose invisibility for many reasons, including some of the trickery mentioned above, but you have to admit, they have a point.

Beat Writer
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Invisibility.simple.(Nudge nudge wink wink)

Paperboy
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i would chose flight due to the main fact i want big black bat wings or black feathered wings...the ability to be invisible would be great cause u could rob a bank and do really funny stuff to people without them noing it was u....but i stil would prefer to be able to fly jus cause like its flying for f#@k sake

On the Record
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"toilet paper: do you put the roll so you get the paper from under or over the roll?

Over, definetly.

Infamous Scribbler
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Invisibility.

I dont want to be shot down for violating air trafic control laws or flying over restricted airspace without knowing it. Not to mention no-one need know if I'm invisible = no unwanted attention.

Gone Gonzo
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Flight, when you're invisible, you can still be found, but with flight, you can just "vanish".

Infamous Scribbler
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Flight, but only if it's Superman -esqe. You could make a decent living out of it. You could leave for school/work really late and take another hour in bed.

Paperboy
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I'd pick Invisibility over flight.
Flight is for posers, show-offs, and beingshot down because some retard things you're a small plane heading for another skyscraper.
Invisibility is for being able to blow those skyscrapers up because no one will see you put the bombs there, also it leaves more options for theft, robbery, spying, murdering etc.. (There is another thing that starts with r and is considered "not nice" which would also be pretty easy if your invisible.)
Some might be shocked by the possibilities I am listing here but if I'd really got my hands on invisibility, you'd be fools to think I'd just live a boring normal life with a few little thiefish doings...I'd go crazy, leaving a trail of bodys behind me.
(Should pay attention to heat detectors though, those could be a problem...)

So long
UnterHund

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Amnestic:

"toilet paper: do you put the roll so you get the paper from under or over the roll?

Over, definetly.

You know they always said that was the right answer, but they never explained why, they always just groaned when someone said "under." I guess this was part of another joke that no one told me.

UnderHund I doubt as many are shocked as you think, they are probably just too polite or frightened to list those things. At least you are honest. Watch out for motion-trackers too, I think I would rather have one of those than thermal goggles if an invisible killer was on the loose.

Copy Clerk
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Invisibility - I'm scared of heights you see, I know that I would have no reason to be scared if I couldn't fall - but I rarely work so logically

Beat Writer
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How about the secret 3rd option BOTH!

Beat Writer
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Scared of heights? Why? It's the grounds that kill you.

Beat Writer
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I mean like make your wings invisible and smack people in the face with them.

Beat Writer
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Invisibility all the way. Just imagine all the cool stuff you could do, Like be immune to the law(They can't arrest/interrogate/imprison you if you keep turning invisible) and you could pretty much just do whatever you wanted including, but not limited to:
Killing stuff,
stealing stuff,
destroying things
and other major crimes[nudge nudge, wink wink]......... I mean "rape", of course.

Also, Flight is crap.

Signed,
Zak "No tact" Frost

Beat Writer
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Invisible wings? Why don't you just turn completely invisible and just smack them with your hand?

Paperboy
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I like invisibility over flight. Think about it, in terms of women and sex, imagine the look on a woman's face when she's getting off and doesn't even know where it's coming from! You can sneak into bedrooms, changing rooms, etc

If we want money and power, I like moving knives into people's ways, taking wallets, purses, etc. And if you want to easily get around, jumping into people's cars, busses, even sneaking through airport security and getting on a plane to wherever is easier.

Gone Gonzo
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Invisibility sucks unless you get bonus to silent movement and sound repression.

Flight is better but worthless without protections to crashing a simple air bubble or air wave on crashing to limit the blow would be great, speed and height would have to be equitable to a news chopper as well..

If you go with human limited invisibility or flight both will suck because both would be limited and near pointless.

Muckraker
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Invisibility for me. Mostly because I wanna drive a car while invisible and make people think it's a haunted car. I'd also sometimes wear a sheet around and mascarade as a ghost, asking people for stuff or else I'll "Haunt them til they die".

Beat Writer
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flight because i have ADHD and flying around would be SUPA CWAZY!

Anonymous Source
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Invisibility. Work out, learn martial arts or some shit like that. Become superhero.

Gone Gonzo
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Drakmorg:
Invisibility for me. Mostly because I wanna drive a car while invisible and make people think it's a haunted car. I'd also sometimes wear a sheet around and mascarade as a ghost, asking people for stuff or else I'll "Haunt them til they die".

and one good hit and yo are dead, just because you are invisible dose not make you super human nor silent. The same problem comes with flying, humans are fragile things.

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