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Okay, I'm not really sure whether this topic already exists or not but it's worth a try.
(just dont intimidate me if it already exist)

..Anyway
As you all already know that not all the songs in the world are great or fanstastic (obviously)! There are some songs that has no way has any potential but yet record companies sell them to make money! Which clearly shows that THEY ARE AWFULLY STUPID. How the hell are they going to be rich if they are just going to sell loads-of-crap!

The songs 'We Made It' (linkin park&busta) and 'Points Of Authority / 99 Problems / One Step Closer ' (linkin park&Jay-Z) are the kind of songs I am talking about!

I admit that I used to like Linkin Park when they used to be COOL! However, when i first saw them singing with with Jay-Z I thought

'Hey! Who do you think you are?!' *snap* *snap* *snap*

So yeah, what's the Worst songs you've ever heard?

I'm gonna go with:
"yah bitch" by Soulja Boy


That't not music. That's verbal abuse.

"Common People" by William "Kirk" Shatner
"Save your Love" - Renee and Renata
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon"
"Save all your kisses for me"
"My Heart Will Go On"
"The Chicken Song" - Spitting Image

I hated "My Boo", and thank God I don't know who came up with that one:

The words were okay...
It was the chorus background during the refrain that was horrible.

No matter what I do...."OHHHH"- this part
I go crazy without you..."OHHH"

That went off of my alarm clock EVERY MORNING during my senior year of high school. IT SUCKED.

Soulja Boy's discography.

"Stars Are Blind" - Paris Hilton.

Trace2010:
I hated "My Boo", and thank God I don't know who came up with that one:

The words were okay...
It was the chorus background during the refrain that was horrible.

No matter what I do...."OHHHH"- this part
I go crazy without you..."OHHH"

That went off of my alarm clock EVERY MORNING during my senior year of high school. IT SUCKED.

Did you ever think to change the CD? That is what I do when I get tired of waking up to the same song...

Also, I hate rap songs that have a repetitive saxophone lines done by a computer. If you're going to do saxophone wrong like that- at least don't be cheap- PAY someone to do it right.

-"Woop-Woop"
-Jennifer Lopez had one of these songs (god that was annoying). Don't get me wrong...I loved her performances in "Selena" and "Enough", but REALLY...
"My Love Don't Cost a Thing"- ask Ben Affleck how much money he wasted on her.

Darth Mobius:

Trace2010:
I hated "My Boo", and thank God I don't know who came up with that one:

The words were okay...
It was the chorus background during the refrain that was horrible.

No matter what I do...."OHHHH"- this part
I go crazy without you..."OHHH"

That went off of my alarm clock EVERY MORNING during my senior year of high school. IT SUCKED.

Did you ever think to change the CD? That is what I do when I get tired of waking up to the same song...

Hahahahaha...I love your humor man...but this earlier than that...it was coming out of a RADIO STATION. The one that actually worked on my cheap a$$ clock radio.

^Kept having to replace them...so I needed them cheap.

all the trapped in the closet "songs" by R. Kelly
sucktastic.

From Guitar Hero 2:
Butthole Surfers - Who was in my room last night?
Stop - Jane's Addiction
Psychobilly Freakout - The Reverend Horton Heat
And a generally bad song: System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (The singing is just awful)

i hope i dont get banned for this but the song that has pissed me off teh most in all my life is n-bomb hatin me by some racist guy

Wannabe - Spice Girls.

The first time I saw it was on Saturday morning television. I thought "This is the most moronic piece of garbage I've ever seen. Look at those silly girls. They think they're going to get a musical career out of this."

The next day I found out they were number one. A year or so later they were the biggest band in the world.

I knew then that I would never be a trend setter and that western civilisation is a swollen, methane-filled corpse that will soon burst, spraying it's fetid innards across the cosmos.

Anything by Cliff Fucking Richard, Elton John, Madonna (wrong spelling but I don't care) and Sting after The Police broke up.

And lest we forget the greatest crime to music

Agadoo by Black Lace

A Username Not In Use:
Anything by Cliff Fucking Richard,

I had an argument with a relative over who was the better singer. Cliff or Tom Jones. I don't know why we set the two against each other but he was convinced that Cliff is the superior vocalist.

No, I don't speak to this relative anymore.

Anything by Aerosmith
Anything by Disturbed
Anything by Creed
Anything by Linkin Park

just hate rap and like screamo... basically if u cant understand them... shut the hell up!!! please XD

A year ago, I would have said Chacarron...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrmL1y3ul8

But now I'm going to have to go with Lip Gloss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvXzjGRnKc

(If you watch at least one of those videos, do the chacarron one, it's bad AND hilarious.)

Anything by Nickelback (living in Canada doesn't help they're played all the time...and it's been three years and they're still releasing singles from that one album)
Anything by Soulja Boy, if you can call that music.
Anything popping out from Disney. Which doesn't help since every second female singer to release an album nowadays is from Disney.

Anything by Soulja Boy.

"One" by Metallica. Love the band, hate the song.

Chacarron was the funniest thing ive ever seen!

"Paralyzed" by Finger 11 has been getting on my nerves lately, but I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated, also, anything by Nelly or Chingy

almost all the songs that are now popular because guitar hero. They were around for years before that game bastardized them

DARKLARK:
almost all the songs that are now popular because guitar hero. They were around for years before that game bastardized them

I don't think it's a bad thing that people have been exposed to music they wouldn't have been exposed to otherwise. I wish all the music I like was more popular.

Obviously Rock Star by Nickleback.

I will say that I get fucking sick of perfectly decent songs, Crazy In Love being a good example, one of the greatest Motown-style soul songs of the modern age, being ruined by some self important producer spitting his verbal shit over the bridge. It seems to happen any time some female band or artist has a song out. Like the arrogant fucks have decided the song is nothing without the pointless witterings of a male.

Also Timbaland can fuck off.
And my contempt for the pensioner style delivery of Akon is immeasurable.

Babycakes. It makes my soul cry.

Oh, and that song which had no words and instead sounded like an aged man being shaken around.

Kill the Director by The Wombats, probably the worst lyrics I have ever had the misfortune to hear. Despite this I like most of the other stuff by The Wombats.

"Jupiter's Raindrops" by "Train"

There an arbitrary line about fried chicken that just makes me grimace every time I hear it.

Let us not forget "Barbie world" now!

"My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front".

I hope to God that history will forget THAT little piece of "music".

qbert4ever:
"My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front".

I hope to God that history will forget THAT little piece of "music".

You know, someday when alien scientist dig up some old ipod and listen too it, they will simply denounce this planet' former inhabitants as too stupid to be worth their while and brought on their own demise.

And for the most part I agree with them.

I have no care to remember it's name, but it was a song that sounded a lot like the gates of hell opening.

Apparently hell is filled with poison headcrabs and cat's being strangled by a death metal band.

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

...

You sir, probably have the antithesis of my music tastes.

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

anything by:
nickelback
Soulja boy
Fucking disney
Avril Lavigne (rhyming boy with boy, what a fucking genius give her a fucking medal)
Paris Hilton
50 cent
Fergie
R Kelly
(insert crappy rapper who i missed)

It's all crap, annoying crap which has taken music from okay into some new age of absolute garbage.

Nowadays Out of 25 bands there might be one i can stand.

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