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Gone Gonzo
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Kid Rock's "All Summer Long"

So let me get this straight, Mr. Rock. You decided to combine "Werewolves of London" and "Sweet Home Alabama" to sing about Flint, Michigan (because London, Alabama, and Flint are all the same place apparently) and then sing about how Sweet Home Alabama is a nostalgic song...about Michigan.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 8 May 2008

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1361
Joined: 21 May 2008

the monopoly guy:

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1440
Joined: 19 Jun 2008

One way ticket to hell and back - the darkness
Life - desiree
I don't need a man & When I grow up - the pussycat dolls. actually, everything they've done.
also everything done by Panic at the disco. I just don't get emo.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 115
Joined: 19 May 2008

Raining McCain by The McCain Girls
The song makes me want to stick a screwdriver in my eardrums.
Throw the video in with it, and the screwdriver is going into my temple.

BANNED
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Joined: 16 Aug 2008

That "I kissed a girl" song
"Nuthin' sweet about me"
and about 80% of the rap industry.

Muckraker
Posts: 286
Joined: 1 May 2008

Anything sung by Sting

Don't mess with my TooT TooT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8zFJEQ4EE

Peanuts Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiYFA0-8mU&feature=related

Believe - Cher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTREzJL83A

My Hump

qbert4ever:
"My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front".

I hope to God that history will forget THAT little piece of "music".

Amen!!! Lady lumps? She has cancer? What? That song gives me the jibblies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_vJRatx-A&feature=related

Just a Friend (this song is so bad, that you can't help but love it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLp4kFp5_is&feature=related

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 550
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

the monopoly guy:
Let us not forget "Barbie world" now!

I 100% totally agree with you!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 16 May 2008

'I Kissed a Girl' would definitely be one.

Just about anything from MCR, FOB, etc. And I can't forget 'I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head' by Kylie Minogue.

Bloody hell, she wasn't kidding. That fucking song was an earworm an' a half.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 28 Aug 2008

TheGhostOfSin:

the monopoly guy:

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Oh! do it to me please *cheeky smile*.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 28 Aug 2008

the monopoly guy:

qbert4ever:
"My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front".

I hope to God that history will forget THAT little piece of "music".

You know, someday when alien scientist dig up some old ipod and listen too it, they will simply denounce this planet' former inhabitants as too stupid to be worth their while and brought on their own demise.

And for the most part I agree with them.

Okey.... okey!....

....Aliens! i love aliens, if its possible im just gonna wait for them to come on our planet and i'll bake them cookies and rave all night long with them! God i love aliens!

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 27 Apr 2008

And no one has included Celine Dion, its not true the devil has all the best tunes as she is the Anti christ. Playing her in the same room as the Beatles causes the world to end as music and Anti Music collide.

Also any wrap music that has led to the utter destruction of the English language, yeah I noticed the spelling error, if it was on paper it would only be suitable to wrap fish in!

Perhaps its because I have never livewd in da hood, the only piece of Bling (I may need to use the shower after using that word) I own is my wedding ring and the only thing I refer to as bitches live in Battersey dogs home and a hoe is a gardening implement.

Oh and Girls aloud covering walk this way! But leave William Shatner alone he is a leet vocalist

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 22 Aug 2008

I going with through fire and flames by dragonfarce
it's just sooooo cheesey!

Infamous Scribbler
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Murrah:

TheGhostOfSin:

the monopoly guy:

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Oh! do it to me please *cheeky smile*.

Led zeppelin????!!!!!!! The Doors?????!!!!! two of the most influential bands in history!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2174
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

MaxMees:

Murrah:

TheGhostOfSin:

the monopoly guy:

TheGhostOfSin:

smokeraven:
I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Oh! do it to me please *cheeky smile*.

Led zeppelin????!!!!!!! The Doors?????!!!!! two of the most influential bands in history!

Pink Floyd!?! They wrote Shine On You Crazy Diamond for crying out loud! They wrote Dark Side Of The Moon! Echoes! Comfortably Numb for godsakes!

Muckraker
Posts: 260
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

I am guessing that this isn't a thread for general band-bashing and that those who do so are missing the point of it. As such, I gotta go with the Crazy Frog song and the Soulja Boy song, this should not even constitute music.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 28 Aug 2008

ultra_v_89:
I am guessing that this isn't a thread for general band-bashing and that those who do so are missing the point of it. As such, I gotta go with the Crazy Frog song and the Soulja Boy song, this should not even constitute music.

Crazy frog??!! i think crazy frog is a homo, i think IT (im confuse with the gender so lets call it IT) should go back where it came from.

Muckraker
Posts: 340
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

Anything by
Soulja boy(retard),
avril lav(slut who think she revolutionised the music industry),
50 cent(do I need to explain)
anything by a rapper not zack dela rocha
anything by disney(especially those gay jonas brothers)

Songs in particular?
My humps
Why did you remind me of My boo!
That "new" beat it
the "new" linkin park songs with gay-z
We all in this together

Ah, I f I post them all it'll take to long

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 640
Joined: 19 Jan 2008

Disco. Or "disc-nooooo". Or, more specifically, most of the stuff I have to listen to at work: "Ebony And Ivory" by Wonder and McCartney; actualy any solo song by McCartney; "Frankie" by Sister Sledge; anything by Hot Chocolate; most nu-metal, especially Linkin Park (total trash); and, as people have noted above, Soulja Boy...pure puke.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 550
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

Wow! lots of people hates Soulja boy!.. im not really suprise because i think they are a pure turd

Beat Writer
Posts: 149
Joined: 16 Aug 2008

Anything my cunt ex-roommate would blast in the dorm. If not Flo rida's Low, then this one R&B song where the guy sounds like he's cumming like a little girl. I have no idea who it is or what it's called, all I can recoginize from it was "ooooh, oooh, ooooh, ooooh, aaaah, aaaaah, aaaaah, aaaah" repeated over and over for the chorus or something....

And yes, I Kissed a Girl. That theme was bilked in the 90s by an actual lesbian who didn't have to rip of Lily Allen's wardrobe. *stab*

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1154
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

[quote=NonMagicPoet post=18.70091.682486]Anything my cunt ex-roommate would blast in the dorm. If not Flo rida's Low, then this one R&B song where the guy sounds like he's cumming like a little girl. I have no idea who it is or what it's called, all I can recoginize from it was "ooooh, oooh, ooooh, ooooh, aaaah, aaaaah, aaaaah, aaaah" repeated over and over for the chorus or something....

I think that was part of the BLACKOUT album by Britney Spears. GOD DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS!!!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 4 May 2008

Trace2010:
I think that was part of the BLACKOUT album by Britney Spears. GOD DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS!!!

How do you know that? And I'm not saying that just to be contrary. I mean, how can you know what album a song came from just by the description, "[he] sounds like he's cumming like a little girl"? That's quite impressive.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 637
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

anything by Kylie Minogue

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 19 Jan 2008

pha kin su pah:
anything by Kylie Minogue

At least Kylie is sexy. A superficial male perspective, I realise, but looks in a pop singer are extremely important. Ditto Avril Lavigne and Christina (sex on legs). Down boy!

Muckraker
Posts: 255
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

The worst song I ever heard is also one of my favourites.

Chocolate Rain!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Jul 2008

AceDiamond:
Kid Rock's "All Summer Long"

So let me get this straight, Mr. Rock. You decided to combine "Werewolves of London" and "Sweet Home Alabama" to sing about Flint, Michigan (because London, Alabama, and Flint are all the same place apparently) and then sing about how Sweet Home Alabama is a nostalgic song...about Michigan.

Yeah, good luck with that.

what he said.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1065
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

Anything by Madonna, 'nuff said :D

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Anything by Soulja Boy... He's got to be about the single most annoying person I've ever heard... and only people with an IQ lower than 80 could possibly like that crap

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I don't really listen to a lot of music I don't like, so I'd be pressed to point a baleful finger at a song I can't remember by an artist I don't know.

I'd go so far as to say that I dislike the music industry entirely, and most pop/alternative/rap artists that a lot of airtime represent a visible facet of it.

Don't get me wrong though, I love music itself.

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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3901
Joined: 4 May 2008

KneeLord:
Don't get me wrong though, I love music itself.

It's just that some people on the airwaves don't make music. They speak into a microphone while a choir in the background 'ooh' and 'aah' to make it seem as if they had a tough childhood growing up. /minor rant.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 13 Aug 2008

There are so many I can't decide.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 550
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

Right, i hate 'I kissed a girl' because its in my head now. *angry face* its so annoying, i cant help but to sing it.!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1053
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

"Fuckinshitfuckshitfuck Fuck". Because it really is a song with nothing but fuck, shit, damn, son of a bitch, and chords.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 28 Aug 2008

ermm.. how come people stopped posting??

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