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Gone Gonzo
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Crystine:

LOL! You guys are awesome. Thanks everyone so much for all the suggestions. ^.^
Although I probably should have listed that he has a SNES, Wii, DS Lite, Xbox 360 and PS2. He's a gamer in the utmost sense of the word. He hung out at my old work 24/7, mainly for the games but sometimes to stare at me, and now works there. It's called GameCrazy ever heard of it?
Also, the t-shirt idea was great! I linked him to a random gamer shirt site on MSN (didn't want to link him to the ones posted above in case I get one from there and so does he) and he laughed at a couple of them, now I have sort of an idea of what he'd like...

And as far as taking an interest in his stuff? I play his CoD4 more than him, and he's addicted to it. We share most common things and never have any complaints against one another.

I think I might just make him the coupon book, get him drunk, and save up for a t-shirt for him that I'd walk into his room wearing... and nothing else. I'm sure he'd like that. =]

Once again, thanks everyone for coming together to help me it's soo appreciated. And you'll never scare me away! Yahtzee is here and I'd never leave him. <3

Hanging out and staring works? Holy crap, wish I'd known that in the 70s.

Gone Gonzo
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MRMIdAS2k:

Buy him beer.

EVERY man likes beer.

Not me. Guess that makes me a woman - a really hairy, ugly woman.

Hey, I can have lesbian sex with my wife! (There's always a silver lining in every dark cloud, albeit somewhat tarnished.)

Copy Clerk
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I admit: It's no birthday. But it works! ;)
Fight Club style!

Gone Gonzo
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Crystine:

NewClassic:

Evilbunny:
If one more person suggests sex in this thread I am going to collectively punch the internet.

Come to this of it, I like this idea the best. You should get him a collective punch to the internet.

ThaBenMan:
Print out all the text in this topic, show it to him and let him pick something.

And the poster whose idea he picks gets a cookie.

LOL! You guys are awesome. Thanks everyone so much for all the suggestions. ^.^
Although I probably should have listed that he has a SNES, Wii, DS Lite, Xbox 360 and PS2. He's a gamer in the utmost sense of the word. He hung out at my old work 24/7, mainly for the games but sometimes to stare at me, and now works there. It's called GameCrazy ever heard of it?
Also, the t-shirt idea was great! I linked him to a random gamer shirt site on MSN (didn't want to link him to the ones posted above in case I get one from there and so does he) and he laughed at a couple of them, now I have sort of an idea of what he'd like...

And as far as taking an interest in his stuff? I play his CoD4 more than him, and he's addicted to it. We share most common things and never have any complaints against one another.

I think I might just make him the coupon book, get him drunk, and save up for a t-shirt for him that I'd walk into his room wearing... and nothing else. I'm sure he'd like that. =]

Once again, thanks everyone for coming together to help me it's soo appreciated. And you'll never scare me away! Yahtzee is here and I'd never leave him. <3

If this stuff with him doesn't work out will you marry me? I'll fly over to your coast and everything.

So basically your combining everyone's idea's, that sounds good. Also spend the day relaxing with him and fighting over the controller. Good memories.

Paperboy
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SamLowry:
I admit: It's no birthday. But it works! ;)
Fight Club style!

The gayness of that made me puke a little in mouth until 0:47. I laughed so hard I have tears. xD

And at Wombat, why? O.o
Should I be afraid now?

Beat Writer
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Jesus Christ... you're asking a bunch of strangers what your boyfriend will like?

Is this not the most pointless thread on this forum?

On the Record
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Is this not the most pointless thread on this forum?

The fact that everyone else gave ideas which she took on board makes me think that it has accomplished the goal. She wanted ideas, she got them. O_o Explain to me the pointlessness of it all?

Should I be afraid now?

You should always be afraid.

Infamous Scribbler
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Oh you're quite far from the truth good Sir...

Gone Gonzo
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Crystine:

Novajam:
I've been thinking about this one for a while.

If you end up buying a game, pick up a box of cornflakes while you're out. Then take out some of the cereal and put the game inside. Then package it all back up, wrap it and give it to him.

Then, when he opens it up he'll probably be a little disappointed. Keep acting cheery and tell him to make you both some, and he'll get a nice suprise.

That's a very creative idea. I wish I could save up enough money to buy him some of the great games coming out in October then I could do this. =[

Doesn't have to be a game. Could be anything. Mix the idea with the idea everyone else suggested and put a condom in there. Or put a box of condoms in there.

I'll stop now.

Infamous Scribbler
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Actually, you could get him a ring or something hide it in a new, not emptied box of cereals, not say anything and let him search inside the full box of cereals like when we were looking for the toy* hidden inside when we were kids...

*(you can hide other things than a ring or a jewel, can be a small handmade pearl animal in a matchbox, a box of super extra libbed hyper lubricated lily-scented condoms, or whatever (maybe sex toys wouldn't be a good idea, but imagining your boyfriend pulling a dildo out of a box of cereals for his birthday makes me want to crash your party and take pictures for future laughs)

Gone Gonzo
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Gone Gonzo
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Get him a big ol bag from a fancy clothing store. Then when he opens it and sees its totally empty tell him its what you will be wearing for his entire birthday.
Lets face it. Guys may say we want socks or whatever but well... we are just giving you a chance to shop. You know what we really want. ^_-

Novajam:
Doesn't have to be a game. Could be anything. Mix the idea with the idea everyone else suggested and put a condom in there. Or put a box of condoms in there.

Okay you have to be a woman. Trust me. For a guys birthday he definatly does not want condoms. Thats the last thing we wanna see.

Gone Gonzo
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Crunchy English:
I'm mildly disturbed by SamLowry's all too vivid description of bedroom games, but I think that might be because I'm huge stick in the mud, and at least it's got more charm than "Lots of Sex".

Also, fake orgasms, really? I'm a man, and a reasonably young one at the tender age of 19, but I believe it's common knowledge just how long it takes a woman to orgasm. Making him watch for even a believable amount of time for your little performance would be torturous. And just so we're all clear, torture is not a good gift.

Well, of course it varies from person to person, state of mind, partner, etc. But a guy would rather be ineffective than decieved. At least if he knows he's doing something wrong, and so improve.
And it depends what kind of torture.
But, yeah, little things are nice. My fiancee bought me Batman flip-flops the other day, for no particular reason. It made my day- I've never owned flip-flops, and they're quite fun ^^

On the Record
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What's the only thing going through a guys mind? The only thing he thinks about and imagines? The thing he always wants and the first thing he thinks about waking up in the morning?

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.

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A weasel! Seriously, best birthday present ever! I would kill for a pet weasel!

Infamous Scribbler
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A weasel ? awesome !

On the Record
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Far less than 30% of the internet is porn, but a much higher percentage infers otherwise. Especially looking at the first page. *sigh of dismay*

Get him a card with a ticket to a movie or something cool he would like inside the card.

Paperboy
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kinch:
Jesus Christ... you're asking a bunch of strangers what your boyfriend will like?

Is this not the most pointless thread on this forum?

Not asking what he'd like so much, more of what they've gotten and seeing if it'd apply to him. Ofc they won't know what he'd personally like, just more of a random grab at it. And so far I'd say they've done a damn good job so please... if it's that pointless refrain from posting in this thread again?

Gone Gonzo
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hookers and blow

Gone Gonzo
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Dress up like Zelda, Princess Peach, or Leia from Jabba's palace. For him, best birthday ever. One of my ex's dressed up as chun li for my 23rd b'day. If she hadn't left me for a rich woman, I'd have married her.

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jim_doki:
hookers and blow

You can't EVER go wrong with Hookers and blow... I have a special fund that I pay into every paycheck for Hookers and blow... Just Kidding. But yes, get a hooker for a threesome. Sounds fun...

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