Its just a leme question I made up right now.
If i could it would spawn a Gibson SG Ebony and a Marshall amp.

I would make an "easy" button- press it, and no worries......

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

It's random thoughts like this that make me consider leaving the wonderful world of the Escapist Forums.

For the record though... just because there's an "off-topic" discussion section, doesn't mean you have to post whatever teeny weeny thought pops into your head.

{/having a bad day, and it's only 10:41am)

It'd grant me the power to make people's heads explode.
"You there! Yes, you in the pink scarf! <hand gesture>"
*head asplosion*
That'd be freakin' cool.

It would warp me into whatever fictional world I want at the time (of course I would be kept as close to my current self as possible, but still fall into the rules of that world). I only imagine using it once to that end, but then I'd carefully build a box around it in a manner such that the button never gets pressed, encase it in metal and concrete and drop it to the bottom of the ocean after that.

Zombie Apocalypse button.

I actually asked for one for my birthday, and got presented with this red thing screwed to a bit of wood. It's so cool...

Natalie Portman button.

press it and there she is. (she would act like her character Sam from Garden State)

The button would activate a trainer for myself (Just like a trainer for a game) that would allow me to alter anything about me that I so desired. It'd be awesome. I'd be able to bump my stats to max, give myself every skill, feat, perk and edge ever, change whatever variables I wanted to - including giving myself eternal youth. It'd be awesome.

Failing that, the button would rid the world of insects and all of their ilk.

that would be the button that allows cheats IRL, would be so awesome to just say "GOD" then enter God-Mode where you cant get hurt by anything, that would be freaking sweet, think about the scares you can give people, just jump from a roof and land directly infront of your friends unhurt, that would be fucking sweet :D

I press it and it would make my bank balance all better again, no student debts for me...maybe add an extra few thousands for good measure.

The button would make me forget what pressing the button does, forever lasting fun.

http://xkcd.com/288/

That.

It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0

a chuck norris button... he will come and kill all my enemies and to tell me jokes

Guys, guys, come on now, i think we can all use a "work done" button.

I would have one of those buttons that causes all the stuff in a certain room of my house to slide away and flip around, completely transforming my basement into a superhero command center or whatever.

I've always wanted one ever since Spiderman and his Amazing Friends, although that was technically a statue that they had to slide.

- J

The money button. Every press gives me £1 000 000.

Who needs edumacation?

My button would probably kill this thread.

I want an invincibility star button. If I push it, a block pops up above my head. I push said block and a Mario invincibility star pops up. Works for gunfights, Bio exams, and walking through toxins.

I have no idea.....there are so many button that I wanna press O.O

I guess it would have to be a big red one that says "DO NOT PRESS!"

Yea, something like that.

nothing

http://www.spacetree.com/spacetree1.swf

pause

or slow motion, so I look faster.

Although "The Red Button" or the button thats got a warning sign is always a good one.

This seems like a spam thread, that will likely be locked. I'm not sure, as this one kinda skirts the line. An interesting idea, but it's looking to be kinda spammy from here.

Anyway, in honor of on-topic:
Musical Button, which fits just above the Panic! button on my car keys. Every time I click it, I shift into the land of musicals, where coreographed dances and fights via snapping and singing are just around the corner. Great for bull fights, gang wars, and English class.

Oh, and Life Keys, much like the car keys, to condense every key or object I can normally open or unlock into a one-button-press deal. Just flick the button, and my house door opens on it's own, or the doors in front of me slide open instead of me physically pushing them open. Yeah, just those.

It would take me to a worthwhile thread. OH WAIT, IT'S CALLED THE BACK BUTTON.

Man, I gottalotta excess rage today.

fedpayne:
It would take me to a worthwhile thread. OH WAIT, IT'S CALLED THE BACK BUTTON.

Actually, unless you were linked by a 'worthwhile' thread, then you would only be taken back to whatever article you were reading, the front page, or the forum's index.

varulfic:
It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0

host_timescale 2.0
bind t "ent_rename vaulfic burnme ;wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"

Anarchemitis:

varulfic:
It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0

host_timescale 2.0
bind t "ent_rename vaulfic burnme ;wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"

klapaucius:!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!

I would just have a button that makes all other buttons useless, Therefore my button will be the last button to work in the world,"There can only be one."

But that would make your button useless afterwards since it wouldn't be able to stop all other buttons again (because they had already been stopped).
That's more like, "There can be only none."

[EDIT]That is unless you are considering that it doesn't stop buttons not yet made.[/EDIT]

LordOmnit:
But that would make your button useless afterwards since it wouldn't be able to stop all other buttons again (because they had already been stopped).
That's more like, "There can be only none."

[EDIT]That is unless you are considering that it doesn't stop buttons not yet made.[/EDIT]

Never thought about it like that,But at least I would know Clicky the button had a greater cause in his buttonie life by bringing about the button apocalypse.

Chiasm:
[...]button apocalypse.

Say it ain't sooooooooo!

It would definitely be that button that gives me 3mg of morphine every time I press it. But the bastards only let it work every 5 minutes. Damn them! They took it away from me too. Damn them again!

Danny Ocean:

Anarchemitis:

varulfic:
It would be a § button. The button would bring down the console for the real world.

sv_gravity 10
sv_friction 0

host_timescale 2.0
bind t "ent_rename vaulfic burnme ;wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"

klapaucius:!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!

OMFG! Sorry to get all random and stuff, but isn't that the money/repeat code for the original sims? HA!

a button to get rid of my science teacher forever and make me never take that class again then the button would let me bring one person live forever and i would use it right before i die so that when i did die it would be me or maybe not

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