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Paperboy  Posts: 30 Joined: 2 Oct 2008    | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008     | "See, the thing is, people are like metals; some bend, some break, some don't." "The truly epic God-Mod is only succesful when you go far beyond what anyone was expecting, while having absolutely no bearing on the plot whatsoever." "And if a good person occasionally elbows a cockhead in the eye on the way fucking through, that person is still a good person." "And don't you even think about using auto-fire; I'll know." "Y'know, sometimes I wonder if people laugh at me because they think I'm witty and charming or if they think I'm just being stupid. Probably the latter." All I can think of at the moment. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 198 Joined: 14 Nov 2007    | The easiest person to lie to is yourself, your also the hardest person to forgive. - Abolished |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1011 Joined: 1 Dec 2007     |
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Your guy stole that from my guy! |
BANNED  Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008     |
I know this! From what I have seen, people are missing the obvious point. Humans sharing 99.99% of their DNA does not mean that 99.99% of people are alike. The percentage is of common DNA not a percentage of people. If the statement is true then everyone is alike, as far as DNA is concerned. User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1368 Joined: 27 Jan 2008     | A hero isn't someone who dies for his country; a hero is someone who lives for the people in it. |
BANNED Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | "Taxi Driver doesn't quote, Taxi Driver gets quoted." User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Muckraker  Posts: 234 Joined: 16 Jul 2008   | "Facts are chains that bind perception and fetter truth, for a man can remake the world if he has but a dream, and no facts to cloud his mind." "If all else fails: duck. As a defensive stratagem it's unreliable, but incredibly reassuring for a moment or two." "Victory does not always rest with the big guns; but if we rest in front of them, we shall be lost." "The wind whipping across your face as your blades whip across the throats of the foe. It makes the blood sing." "There is no art more beautiful and diverse as the art of death." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1011 Joined: 1 Dec 2007 |
*40kgasm* |
Beat Writer  Posts: 190 Joined: 6 Sep 2008  | 'Someone out there is carring the bullet for you. Trick is, to die before it finds you.' 'I aim to misbehave' 'Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking, we may expeience some slight turbulence and then.. explode.' 'Know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.' 'I reject your reality and sunstitute my own!' 'Don't get cocky, kid.' 'See that man hangin' outta that spaceship with the really big gun. This here is a bit out of our way and he didn't really wanna come, so he's lookin' to kill some folk, so it's his wrath y'all should be fearing' 'But this girl is a witch' 'Yeah, but she's our witch *racks shotgun* so cut her the hell down' Malcom Reynolds, whilst adressing god-fearing villagers. Hell, pretty much anything from sernity or Firefly. Oh, heres a funny one: And finally 'I don't care what you belive. Just.. Belive' |
Beat Writer  Posts: 166 Joined: 13 Apr 2008   | 'Smite you with my smiting stick!' Peter godly (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/255060) |
BANNED  Posts: 366 Joined: 18 Sep 2008  | "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape" -Martin Luther King User was banned for: Probation posts. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008   | Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1361 Joined: 21 May 2008    |
How about |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2350 Joined: 21 Aug 2008    | another good one |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 26 Sep 2008  | Not sure who it's they're by but |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence |
Muckraker Posts: 289 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | Life it what happens while you are making other plans |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2355 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   | From 'Watchmen': Big Figure's Henchman Larry: [reaching into the bars of Rorschach's Prison Cell] You lousy little bastard! I'll tear your goddamned heart out! You're dead, you unnerstand? Dead! We got a jail full of guys out here who hate your guts. What in hell do you got? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2621 Joined: 27 Aug 2008  | "Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." Sir Winston Churchill "Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." Karl Marx "Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included." Karl Marx |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 672 Joined: 8 Nov 2007   | Last time I enlightened this thread with some Sandman quotes. I reckon I shall do so again. One that Xkcd also quoted btw. "Everyone has a secret world inside of them. Neil Gaiman, I salute you. Back at you BladesofReason (Go Dark Angels! I've got a Ravenwing btw): |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2621 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 |
Quote makes more sense now, otherwise he's just advising Tracey to jump off the nearest building. |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008  | "The mother of king Xerxes of Persia was a tosser." 50 points to whoever can figure out why this is funny. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will buy an ugly hat." - Dogbert. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 366 Joined: 18 Sep 2008 |
His mothers name was Atossa. Hardy Har Har User was banned for: Probation posts. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 967 Joined: 17 Aug 2008    | "If we don't get out of here anytime soon Alex, I'm going to slap myself with these turkey breats" - Josh....my brother "Aliiance gives the little kiddies a chance to be the heros they always wanted to be. Me being Horde gives me the chance the punch them in the face." My brother's WoW friend. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008  | The quote that I live my life by is: SHIT HAPPENS Explains why people break bones, get diseases, lose their job, lose their life. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 57 Joined: 25 Sep 2008    | "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional." I don't know who said that though. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 21 Sep 2008  | Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.H. L. Mencken ... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 70 Joined: 2 May 2008    | Another Ambrose Bierce quote: Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. Love that one. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 599 Joined: 17 Apr 2008 | i heard the old old men say, all thats beautiful drifts away, like the waters. -Yeats. (although i think i read it in prayer for rain by dennis lehane) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008 | Revolver Ocelot (forgive me if its not completely accurate) "I love the smell of cordite. You know, that sulfur smell?" Does he love the smell of people's farts then? And does he bathe in rotten eggs? |
Muckraker  Posts: 251 Joined: 4 Apr 2008 | Faith is like a bowl of Ramen noodle soup, its easy to get, its practically free, anyone can make it and it leaves you all warm and fuzzy inside. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 171 Joined: 2 Oct 2008   | Sorry, no names. |
BANNED Posts: 366 Joined: 18 Sep 2008 |
The proper quote is: User was banned for: Probation posts. (Permanent) |
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