"Why do you fight Leon?" it asked as it started to circle Rodyille.
"Don't call me that!" shouted Rodyille, his voice rough, hoarse, only just managing to get onto his hands and knees.
The Daemon laughed again, continueing it's circling "or what Leon?" it asked "or what are you going to kill me?"
"No" Rodyille grinned "I was going to do that anyway"

Of Thieves and Murderers

"Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
[laughs]" The Joker off The Dark Knight

Ah good to see one of the millions of quote threads making a comeback...

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much" - Oscar Wilde

"I sent the club a message saying Please accept my resignation. I do not want to be part of any club that will have me as a member. " - Groucho Marx

"You're an inspiration for birth control!" - Duke Nukem

A plan that does not plan for plans outside of the plan is not much of a plan at all.

Never understimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

For every winner there are dozens of losers, odds are you are one of them.

It doesn't matter wether you win or lose so long as you look really cool doing it.

The moment you trust someone, you trust them to screw up.

Sometimes the solution to morale problems is to just fire the unhappy people.

Concistancy is only a virtue if you are not a screw up.

The tallest blade of grass is always the first to be cut by the mower.

People can get the Model T in any color -So long as it's Black. Henry Ford

Habit is a cable, each day we weave a thread of it until it cannot be broken. - Don't remember who, saw it on the wall in my math class when I was dozing off.

x434343:
People can get the Model T in any color -So long as it's Black. Henry Ford

If QI is to be believed (and it usually is) he never actually said that.

wewontdie11:

x434343:
People can get the Model T in any color -So long as it's Black. Henry Ford

If QI is to be believed (and it usually is) he never actually said that.

but it sounds dam good when Lennard Nemoy says it.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.-me trying to confuse a lit teacher, didn't work.

side note 100pts to whoever can figure out what it means. Yes it is grammatically correct.

" Now is the time to storm! Why are you idle?!"
Titus Andronicus

"I got better things to do tonight than Die!"
Springer- Autobot

"Take yo' shoes off! Get soulfull!"
Otis Redding

'if you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you but make allowances for their doubting you too, if you can wait and not be tired by waiting, if you can appreciate others despite not being appreciated yourself...then you are a mug'

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-Douglas Adams

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

elgringobandito:

WheresMyCow:
Sorry, no names.
"You can fool some people sometimes, but you can't fool all the people all the time."

The proper quote is:
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time." - Abraham Lincoln

I beg to differ, I now recall who it was. First of all Bob Marley said it in "Get Up, Stand Up",although since good ole Abe said it first, Bob was probably only saying his interpretation of it.
Just wanted to make it clear on that one.

friendship is like peeing on yourself, everybody can see it but only you get the warmth.

Sly stallone when caught with HGH.... EH i gatta look good ya no'?

Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Dilbert: I'm allergic to citrus
Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, swell up and die
~Scott Adams

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"
~forget

"In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night"
~Jim Carey in The Truman Show

Ultrajoe:

Rodyille:
"He who sees his own doom can better avoid its path. He who sees the doom of others can deliver it."
- Eldrad Ulthran

I love you.

Whaaa!!!?

From Thucydides, attributed to various:

"Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved."

"Justice will not come to Athens until those who are not injured are as indignant as those who are injured."

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth - Sherlock Holmes

Make sure you live life to the fullest, and savour every sandwich - Warren Zevon (god rest his soul)

What is mind, doesn't matter. what is matter? never mind. - Homer Simpson

And then it turns out they're both Tyler Durden. Yay Fight Club!

""Mother! she called in her clear young voice. "Puss!"
Puss was her sister."
-H. G. Wells In the Days of the Comet, Chapter 2, Page 45, Paragraph 3

"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."
[By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.]
-Gothe, from Faust
-Made famous by V, from V for Vendetta

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Monkeyman8:
Humans share 99.99% of their DNA that means that 99.99% of people are alike.

-idiot

(10 points to anyone that can tell me why who ever said that is an idiot)

Because the percentage that makes us different as individuals is incredibley small compared to the WHOLE strand...

"Death threats go in the BLUE folder, Janice."
- Me

Posted this in the "why all the hate for Christianity?" thread, but it's one of the many things that makes me view this guy as one of the most awesome British people ever so I'll post it here too.

Sir David Attenborough:
I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programmes a lot, but I never give credit to the almighty power that created nature, to which I reply and say, "Well, it's funny that the people, when they say that this is evidence of the almighty, always quote beautiful things, they always quote orchids and hummingbirds and butterflies and roses." But I always have to think too of a little boy sitting on the banks of a river in west Africa who has a worm boring through his eyeball, turning him blind before he's five years old, and I reply and say, "Well presumably the god you speak about created the worm as well," and now, I find that baffling to credit a merciful god with that action, and therefore it seems to me safer to show things that I know to be truth, truthful and factual, and allow people to make up their own minds about the moralities of this thing, or indeed the theology of this thing.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. .....and I'm all out of bubble gum!

Some people are only alive cause it's illegal to kill them.

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes to the bone.

"(expletive deleted)" Richard Nixon

"Rock and roll was once a threat! But now, it's a Time Life anthology" Chris Chandler

"Don't get me drunk on cheap poetry and try to take advantage of me!" Chis Chandler

The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.
G.K. Chesterton

I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett

When I was told I'd contracted this virus, it didn't take me long to realize I'd contracted a diseased society as well.
- David Wojnarowicz on getting diagnosed with AIDS

"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand"
Kurt Vonnegut

"It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide"
Mad Magazine

Thunder rolled...

It is said that the gods play games with the fates of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are - who knows?
Best not to speculate.

Thunder rolled...

It rolled a six.

-from Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett

"Man, do you guys even know what vinyls are? Nah, I'm kidding, I know you do. But these songs aren't gonna be available on mp3. That's okay, though- you can't roll a joint on an mp3! That's how I judge the merit of everything, whether you can roll a joint on it or not. You can't roll a joint on world peace! You can't roll a joint on the Bible! *pause* Yes, you can. You sure can roll a joint on the Bible."
-William Elliott Whitmore (in concert, 10/30/08)

"It is better to have loved and lost, than to sit naked on an ant hill with honey on your butt."
--Puke and Snot

"Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell."
--David Xanatos, Gargoyles

Hunde Des Krieg:

Monkeyman8:
Humans share 99.99% of their DNA that means that 99.99% of people are alike.

-idiot

(10 points to anyone that can tell me why who ever said that is an idiot)

Because the percentage that makes us different as individuals is incredibley small compared to the WHOLE strand...

wrong, try again.

"Always let the other guy have the first punch. That way, you'll be mad enough to kick his ass."-my grandfather

"Unless your opponent strikes you, it's not a fight. It's a massacre."-my Tang Soo Do master

"The only way you could ever disappoint me is if you chose a path in life only because you think it's the choice that would make me proud."-my dad, in regards to my frustration in choosing a major

Beowulf DW:
"Always let the other guy have the first punch. That way, you'll be mad enough to kick his ass."-my grandfather

"Unless your opponent strikes you, it's not a fight. It's a massacre."-my Tang Soo Do master

"The only way you could ever disappoint me is if you chose a path in life only because you think it's the choice that would make me proud."-my dad, in regards to my frustration in choosing a major

You have a cool family.

"Life is a prison. Death a release."

well its like if you stick your cock in a pudding you can go around explaining it all day but no one is going to eat it because you put your cock in it

Yahtzee

it changed my life for ever

Spacelord:

Beowulf DW:
"Always let the other guy have the first punch. That way, you'll be mad enough to kick his ass."-my grandfather

"Unless your opponent strikes you, it's not a fight. It's a massacre."-my Tang Soo Do master

"The only way you could ever disappoint me is if you chose a path in life only because you think it's the choice that would make me proud."-my dad, in regards to my frustration in choosing a major

You have a cool family.

Perhaps. They certainly have their moments, but it's not exactly a regular occurence.

Monkeyman8:

Hunde Des Krieg:

Monkeyman8:
Humans share 99.99% of their DNA that means that 99.99% of people are alike.

-idiot

(10 points to anyone that can tell me why who ever said that is an idiot)

Because the percentage that makes us different as individuals is incredibley small compared to the WHOLE strand...

wrong, try again.

Because we also share 99% of our DNA with apes.
Edit: just reread the quote; 99.99% of people aren't alike 100% (as implied by the quote)... 100% of people are alike by 99.99%...

if you honestly don't know what this is from I will have to personally have to eat your brains...
"one ring to rule them all all one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"

by,oh I don't know