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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2904 Joined: 12 May 2008     | Here's one vote for "Retarded". "Grubsquad....?" HAHAH! That's my new word of the week. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 123 Joined: 3 Sep 2008    | WTF IS ACTION PIZZA?!? I mean, how exactly does one make pizza more action-y? Its not only impossible, it completely unneccessary. Frankly, I like the amount of action I get in my pizza, 0 to None. Maybe I'm just old fashioned like that. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4359 Joined: 25 Feb 2008     | Retardation confirmed. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 471 Joined: 14 May 2008   | Another vote in favor of sheer retardation. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3686 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | Yes this is retarded. Most gamers don't spend all their time on the Keyboard/Controllers and I'm sure most are human enough to get up and make a sandwich or go out for lunch with friends. Although I suppose the lack of grease does look interesting and would be good in day to day life as well as playing. I suppose because of this it will be popular with the people that play for extended amounts of time such as raids and grinding in your local MMO. I suppose for this, it could be good for gamers. I would prefer it if someone just made "Greece and crumb free nibblies, perfect for activities such as gaming, shaking hands and high fiving!" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 90 Joined: 20 Sep 2008     | Another for retarded. |
Vault Legend  Posts: 2181 Joined: 30 Jul 2008   | Gamer Grub ACTION PIZZA!And other revitalizing flavors such as: Strategy Chocolate!... I think we've achieved Power Thirst levels of absurdity with this. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008    | Let me just check my stupid-o-meter. Yup, I believe that qualifies as retarded. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1232 Joined: 29 Jan 2008     | Somebody get these folks some crayons and some diapers, because they passed the retard test with flying colours |
Muckraker  Posts: 287 Joined: 2 Sep 2008    | definately retarded, probably tastes like crap :D |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 6 Joined: 6 Oct 2008  | I want to know what action pizza tastes like. |
On the Record  Posts: 6179 Joined: 10 Mar 2008   | I'm going to eat it one way or another. I so want to know what makes Strategy Chocolate more Strategy-y-er than regular Chocolate! |
Red Guard Posts: 3529 Joined: 27 Mar 2008   |
You take a small Japanese car, replace the wheels with pizza, and DRIFT RACE! (If you can't taste the concrete and road litter afterward, you're doing it wrong.) -- Alex |
BANNED  Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008    | Sounds good. User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008   | -sigh- |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1065 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   | I read about the Japanese looking into something similar to this stuff but in pill format. It was basically speed for kids playing Halo. But yes, pretty retarded. I mean, I enjoy a joint or two when getting really engrossed in a game but this is just silly. |
Red Guard  Posts: 3385 Joined: 18 Sep 2008   | It is, as the Spanish say: 'El Retard-o' |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008    | I have only two things to say about this... Second one : AMERICA ! FUCK YEAH ! Seriously, even the punchlines are terrible, it's one of the worst cases of failed EXTREME ADVERTISING I have seen so far... not even laughably failed, just insipid failure... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1058 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | The science behind it seems fairly logical, but the advertising and presentation of it... Absolutely retarded. I like the idea of something healthy directed at gamers, but...well, they lost any credibility with Action Pizza and Strategy Chocolate. I can see MMO communities buying them by the truckload, however. "Buckle up Dorothy, it's a...zesty blend of...wasabi goodness?" Wasabi goodness...yeah, retarded. Can anyone here say that they wouldn't buy one, though? Just to see the product produced by such failure? |
Muckraker  Posts: 261 Joined: 3 Oct 2007 | lol yes...so very much so. I smell an internet joke rising. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4427 Joined: 14 Jan 2008  | Good lord! What is this stupidity! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 170 Joined: 16 Sep 2008 | you wont find it so retarded when i woop you at an RTS after loading myself up with some Strategy chocolate! |
BANNED Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | I actually think it might Taste GoodIf it does who cares about the commercial bullshit. User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | This Lol just joking, retarded indeed ;) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3085 Joined: 13 Jul 2008  | That. Is. Awesome. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1113 Joined: 19 May 2008   | I gotta admit, I'd like to try it. It's probably crap though. This is more up my alley. The bottle alone makes me want to buy it. |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Yet another bad thing that can be attributed to Halo. What? Come on, you really think Pepsi marketing rat urine a couple years ago with the Halo logo didn't help this along? User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Muckraker  Posts: 237 Joined: 2 Jun 2008    | Chocolate, Strategy this things to do not match! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3085 Joined: 13 Jul 2008 |
nor do I......+ahem+ |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 |
I fail to see how this, by any means, could be healty. |
Muckraker  Posts: 299 Joined: 1 Oct 2008  | Do they think gamers aren't capable of eating normal food? I throw my vote in with those calling this retar-uh, I mean "special." |
On the Record  Posts: 6114 Joined: 22 Aug 2008  | Powerthirst: ROCKET EDITION with new flavours like Manana, Fizbitch and Gun! Penny Arcade described it best I think. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2791 Joined: 19 Sep 2008  | at the very real risk of pissing off a mod. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.73059 search button, yo! |
Beat Writer  Posts: 198 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | Buckle up Dorothy, It's a zesty blend of Wasabi goodness. Instant classic! |
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/me shivers