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Landslide
Art Director
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Joined: 13 Jun 2002

I really want someone to draw us an Action Pizza. Any volunteers?

SargentToughie
On the Record
Posts: 5385
Joined: 14 Jun 2008

Give me a minute on the action pizza

It's time to learn how to use paint...

NewClassic
Vault Legend
Posts: 2017
Joined: 30 Jul 2008

Landslide:
I really want someone to draw us an Action Pizza. Any volunteers?

I have class in about 15 minutes, so it'll be a few hours before I get back. That being said, I have a sketchbook, a pencil, and some free time between examples. I can make this work.

Sir_Montague
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 587
Joined: 6 Oct 2008

WHY GOD WHY MUST THIS CRAZY COMMERCIALIZATION OF OUR GREAT CULTURE OCCUR?

...Someone will buy it I guess... I might just try it once and dismiss it forever. But I'll let you know if it's good?

Landslide
Art Director
Posts: 523
Joined: 13 Jun 2002

If anyone here DOES eat some, I expect a photo-journal of the event.

avykins
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1771
Joined: 8 May 2008

Amnestic:

Heh another idea for gamers. Gamer condoms with whatever popular gaming symbol and lasts 20 years since its not likly to get used any time soon. <.<;;;

Reusable condoms? I think they had that kind of idea back in the 1930s. Nice to see you're on the ball there ;D

Obviously that one went right over your head...
*pats your head and gives you a cookie* now go sit in the corner and play with the brightly coloured string. <.<;;;

DiamondJim
Beat Writer
Posts: 210
Joined: 27 Sep 2008

Yea, in favor of retardation.

A prime specimen.

Singing Gremlin
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1574
Joined: 16 Jan 2008

"Gamer Grub is a great tasting snack that boosts your core gaming systems"

See, I don't believe any gamer would write that. It's talking about brain processes but all that sentence makes me want to do is smear it onto my xbox to make it go quicker.

crimson5pheonix
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2437
Joined: 6 Jun 2008

From the posts I read, it comes down to the people who wouldn't touch the stuff because it would only encourage them, and the people who see this a a train wreck of taste. They don't want to taste it because it's so retarded, but they can't not taste it either.

Melaisis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1212
Joined: 9 Dec 2007

http://www.gamergrub.com/about/

'Strategy chocolate', eh? Maybe it'll start sponsoring Pure Pwnage next. :P

bassie302
Copy Clerk
Posts: 111
Joined: 3 Feb 2008

another vote for retardation here...

The only beings able to surpass these levels of stupidity would be the ones actually buying this shit

werepossum
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1373
Joined: 12 Sep 2007

Skarvey:
WTF IS ACTION PIZZA?!? I mean, how exactly does one make pizza more action-y? Its not only impossible, it completely unneccessary. Frankly, I like the amount of action I get in my pizza, 0 to None. Maybe I'm just old fashioned like that.

They add 1,000mg of horse laxative. ACTION!

Xhumed
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Joined: 15 Jun 2008

werepossum:

Skarvey:
WTF IS ACTION PIZZA?!? I mean, how exactly does one make pizza more action-y? Its not only impossible, it completely unneccessary. Frankly, I like the amount of action I get in my pizza, 0 to None. Maybe I'm just old fashioned like that.

They add 1,000mg of horse laxative. ACTION!

I get the same effect by adding jalapeņos to my pizzas. Action indeed.

Blind Punk Riot
Beat Writer
Posts: 194
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

wow, all uppity about saying something is gay, but the miss-use of disabilty is fine...

i shall remember to say things are "retarded" in the future instead...

rottenbutter
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2735
Joined: 5 Aug 2008

Blind Punk Riot:
wow, all uppity about saying something is gay, but the miss-use of disabilty is fine...

i shall remember to say things are "retarded" in the future instead...

Edit:let me try to rephrase this.

Retarded does mean stupid, so we can call something this stupid "retarded". But gay doesn't mean stupid, so calling something that is stupid "gay" is insulting to gay people.

(I'm still sure I phrased it wrong)

McMo0^
Beat Writer
Posts: 171
Joined: 21 Dec 2007

yeah i don't quite find what's so homosexual about this... retarded yes, gay not so much.

Action pizza is surely launched at you across the room like a frisbie, its the only way its gonna work lol.

Seriously though this would've worked in the 80's due its cheese content, think its a bit to much for today though.

Break
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 874
Joined: 10 Sep 2007

Landslide:
I really want someone to draw us an Action Pizza. Any volunteers?

PlasticPorter
Press Junketeer
Posts: 378
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

BEND OVER KIDS!
It's PIZZA! BUT ITS IN A CAN!

awwww yeah, proccesed liquid pizza is gonna haunt my nightmares...

In addition I need no action pizza for I have something better

image

Teenage mutant ninja Turtles Pizza-Crunchabungamia's mini-pizzas

Landslide
Art Director
Posts: 523
Joined: 13 Jun 2002

Hahah, awesome.

Also, it wasn't my intent to insult anyone with mental disabilities. I just used a pretty non-PC manner of speech. My apologies to any who were or are offended. Admittedly, I'm not the most sensitive speaker over here. In fact, put to a poll, I may be the least sensitive. I'll try better to keep myself in check.

Anarchemitis
On the Record
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Landslide:
Hahah, awesome.

Also, it wasn't my intent to insult anyone with mental disabilities. I just used a pretty non-PC manner of speech. My apologies to any who were or are offended. Admittedly, I'm not the most sensitive speaker over here. In fact, put to a poll, I may be the least sensitive. I'll try better to keep myself in check.

You're doing your job well, Landslide.
God, I love this site.

Amnestic
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3236
Joined: 22 Aug 2008

avykins:

Amnestic:

Heh another idea for gamers. Gamer condoms with whatever popular gaming symbol and lasts 20 years since its not likly to get used any time soon. <.<;;;

Reusable condoms? I think they had that kind of idea back in the 1930s. Nice to see you're on the ball there ;D

Obviously that one went right over your head...
*pats your head and gives you a cookie* now go sit in the corner and play with the brightly coloured string. <.<;;;

Oh no, I got it. You were implying that nerds/gamers never get any sex. It was very clever of you. Seeing as how I know that to not be true, I thought it'd be fun to bring up memories of my old sex ed class by mentioning reusable condoms.

Erikaiht
Copy Clerk
Posts: 96
Joined: 16 Jul 2008

Under science, they use computer aphorisms, really pathetic...

milomalo
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 833
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

i want to try... the pizza one, how much will cost? someone know?

Copter400
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2350
Joined: 14 Sep 2007

Admittedly, Strategy Chocolate sounds pretty good.

Sir_Montague
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 587
Joined: 6 Oct 2008

PlasticPorter:
BEND OVER KIDS!
It's PIZZA! BUT ITS IN A CAN!

awwww yeah, proccesed liquid pizza is gonna haunt my nightmares...

In addition I need no action pizza for I have something better

image

Teenage mutant ninja Turtles Pizza-Crunchabungamia's mini-pizzas

Lol... I really hope you saw this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHZG2Jyeu-g

SecretTacoNinja
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2604
Joined: 8 Jul 2008

Yes. It is retarded. Very.

Omnidum
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1278
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Their blog is as empty as the creators of the abomination called "GamerGrub"

Also, maybe this is why 12-year olds always whine when you own them in any game.

EDIT: The science! about the crap.

Landslide
Art Director
Posts: 523
Joined: 13 Jun 2002

Maybe it's too much Man vs. Wild. But when I read "Gamer Grub" I see a tin full of... well.. grubs.

SargentToughie
On the Record
Posts: 5385
Joined: 14 Jun 2008

I concurr with that, Gamer Grub looks like the most unappatising pile of slop ever put into those Joke tins

UsefulPlayer 1
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 823
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Hehe, this is what happens when people cater to gamers?

Cyclomega
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 623
Joined: 28 Jul 2008

Landslide:
Maybe it's too much Man vs. Wild. But when I read "Gamer Grub" I see a tin full of... well.. grubs.

"Grub" always makes me think of some moldy crumbs or disgusting trash can lefotvers found in a public restroom by dirty drunk bums...
Maybe they really want to exclusively target the fat, basement-dwelling narutards and those strange guys living in cupboards with roaches, thriving on peanut butter and believing their WoW skillz make them Gods amongst men...

corroded
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1416
Joined: 29 May 2008

Amnestic:

corroded:
Right.

So these are flavoured nuts, in a jar, with other assorted things?

I'm off to buy a vat of bombay mix and some plastic ergonomic packaging and going to market this to Casinos.

Buy new Gambler Grub! With great offers such as Blackjack Chocolate and Roulette Pizza! Try our new Slot Machine Surprise with an assortment of nuts, berries and other small sugared treats, all via our 'patented' food delivery tube.

You could take over the world with ideas like that.

Enslave them with gambling for their right to live, by making them so large they cannot leave the seat.

Pie
BANNED
Posts: 530
Joined: 10 Jan 2008

Why is it action pizza, in a can?

What type of pizza comes in a can?

Not a tasty pizza, that's what kind.

User was banned for: Lock please.. (Permanent)
Solo508
Muckraker
Posts: 292
Joined: 19 Jul 2008

Jumplion:
I so want to know what makes Strategy Chocolate more Strategy-y-er than regular Chocolate!

Its probably Ingredients: Almonds, Chocolate Raisins, Cherries, White Chocolate Chips

The idea sounds pretty retarted but I could see it selling. :)

Armitage Shanks
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1540
Joined: 22 Jul 2008

Landslide:
I really want someone to draw us an Action Pizza. Any volunteers?

Well, there is a reason don't call me Da Vinci, but here is my best shot:
image

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