Here's one vote for "Retarded".

"Grubsquad....?"

HAHAH! That's my new word of the week.

WTF IS ACTION PIZZA?!? I mean, how exactly does one make pizza more action-y? Its not only impossible, it completely unneccessary. Frankly, I like the amount of action I get in my pizza, 0 to None. Maybe I'm just old fashioned like that.

Retardation confirmed.

Yes this is retarded. Most gamers don't spend all their time on the Keyboard/Controllers and I'm sure most are human enough to get up and make a sandwich or go out for lunch with friends. Although I suppose the lack of grease does look interesting and would be good in day to day life as well as playing. I suppose because of this it will be popular with the people that play for extended amounts of time such as raids and grinding in your local MMO. I suppose for this, it could be good for gamers. I would prefer it if someone just made "Greece and crumb free nibblies, perfect for activities such as gaming, shaking hands and high fiving!"

Another for retarded.

Let me just check my stupid-o-meter.

Yup, I believe that qualifies as retarded.

Somebody get these folks some crayons and some diapers, because they passed the retard test with flying colours

definately retarded, probably tastes like crap :D

I want to know what action pizza tastes like.

I'm going to eat it one way or another.

I so want to know what makes Strategy Chocolate more Strategy-y-er than regular Chocolate!

-sigh-

I read about the Japanese looking into something similar to this stuff but in pill format.

It was basically speed for kids playing Halo.

But yes, pretty retarded. I mean, I enjoy a joint or two when getting really engrossed in a game but this is just silly.

I have only two things to say about this...

Second one : AMERICA ! FUCK YEAH !

Seriously, even the punchlines are terrible, it's one of the worst cases of failed EXTREME ADVERTISING I have seen so far... not even laughably failed, just insipid failure...

The science behind it seems fairly logical, but the advertising and presentation of it...

Absolutely retarded.

I like the idea of something healthy directed at gamers, but...well, they lost any credibility with Action Pizza and Strategy Chocolate.

I can see MMO communities buying them by the truckload, however.

"Buckle up Dorothy, it's a...zesty blend of...wasabi goodness?"

Wasabi goodness...yeah, retarded.

Can anyone here say that they wouldn't buy one, though? Just to see the product produced by such failure?

lol yes...so very much so.

I smell an internet joke rising.

Good lord! What is this stupidity!

you wont find it so retarded when i woop you at an RTS after loading myself up with some Strategy chocolate!

This
is
Awesome!!!

Lol just joking, retarded indeed ;)
how do people think of making stuff of this ??

That. Is. Awesome.

I gotta admit, I'd like to try it. It's probably crap though. This is more up my alley. The bottle alone makes me want to buy it.

Crudler:

I don't sit there eating chocolate while playing Medieval 2.

nor do I......+ahem+

Qayin:
The science behind it seems fairly logical, but the advertising and presentation of it...

Absolutely retarded.

I like the idea of something healthy directed at gamers, but...well, they lost any credibility with Action Pizza and Strategy Chocolate.

I can see MMO communities buying them by the truckload, however.

"Buckle up Dorothy, it's a...zesty blend of...wasabi goodness?"

Wasabi goodness...yeah, retarded.

Can anyone here say that they wouldn't buy one, though? Just to see the product produced by such failure?

I fail to see how this, by any means, could be healty.
It's just pizza bits, munchy-snacks, and candy snacks, nothing healthier than cheetos, doritos and mountain dew, it's just the same amount of junk food...
And I wouldn't buy some, it would probably be too expensive for what it is to get some in France...

Do they think gamers aren't capable of eating normal food? I throw my vote in with those calling this retar-uh, I mean "special."

Powerthirst: ROCKET EDITION with new flavours like Manana, Fizbitch and Gun!

Penny Arcade described it best I think.

at the very real risk of pissing off a mod.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.73059

search button, yo!

Buckle up Dorothy, It's a zesty blend of Wasabi goodness.

Instant classic!

darrinwright:
Do they think gamers aren't capable of eating normal food? I throw my vote in with those calling this retar-uh, I mean "special."

They probably all read the same websites about cheetos-stained-fingers, overweight, short-sighted, basement dwelling, roleplaying nerds that scour the Tubes since 1996, and decided to base their marketing campaign on retarded 80s catchphrases and overplayed, stale video games cliches...

fix-the-spade:
Retardation confirmed.

And, Nuclear Launch Detected.