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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008     | |
On the Record  Posts: 7324 Joined: 23 Dec 2007     |
And, Nuclear Launch Detected. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2011 Joined: 7 Sep 2008    | I wonder what would prompt someone from their target demographic to buy these things? I assume you'd have to be pretty drunk (to the point of retardation, ie. drunken stupid). And really now, who among you here fit the "gamer" stigma the mainstream media has given as a stereotype (in the past, anyway)? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008     | I think its a brilliant idea. And by brilliant I mean retarded. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 998 Joined: 26 Jun 2008   | utterly retarded |
Web Developer  Posts: 839 Joined: 6 Jun 2007     | Only way I can see them eliminating crumbs without the usual culprit of fat/grease holding things together is by using some sort of lacquer or laminate; a 'hard candy shell' equivalent. Given that some of their ingredients, Pizza Cashews and Mozzarella Peanuts, for example, do not exist in nature (barring some hefty genetic modification), I suppose a scientifically nutritious armored coating protecting your keyboard from the depredations of the flavor delivery matrix is the least of your worries. |
King of the Yetis  Posts: 2539 Joined: 15 Jul 2008    |
You just totally burned the creative director. Hardcore. |
Vault Legend  Posts: 2203 Joined: 30 Jul 2008     |
The irony of this is absurd, and I love it. Props to all parties involved. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008  | Is it so retarded that it's actually genius, becuase you know some hapless fools will buy them. although I'd buy them, not to eat, but when this idea crashes and burns I'll still have these things and maybe one day they'll be worth something to some weird collector who collects all the abstract gamer memorabilia that ever existed. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 869 Joined: 7 Nov 2007  | You didn't quote "Eat well and Prosper"? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2169 Joined: 4 Jun 2008    | That my friend....is retarded. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2923 Joined: 21 May 2008   | Sheesh already done. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 1 Jan 2008     | Apparently we gamers cannot partake in eating like mere mortals... http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/10/3/ Says it all ;) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2114 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 |
A mod posted without searching first. This may be a sign of the apocalypse. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 649 Joined: 6 Feb 2008     |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3896 Joined: 4 May 2008    | That's no retardation... That's a DUMB STAR! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 657 Joined: 8 Jul 2008   | Being the politicaly correct guy I am, I will vote for insanely stupid. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2792 Joined: 7 May 2008   | The... The retardation... It burns the brain... Owie... |
Muckraker  Posts: 349 Joined: 25 Aug 2008   | This reminds me of another thread on this site, i think it was called: "Things that make you lose faith in humanity." Too bad i didn't hear of this until after I posted. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1898 Joined: 22 Jul 2008   |
I'm not sure if its a bad thing that I laughed for about 5 minutes at that. Like actually out loud. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 751 Joined: 10 Jul 2008  | mmmmmm.....pizza- flavored drink |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 | It's not a drink, it's a cup of munchies... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 172 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   | I blame Halo 3 for this. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2019 Joined: 25 Jun 2008 | To be honest, I think that it would have to study for years to reach the (relative) lofty heights of retardation. Even actual, card carrying, parking space permit holding, bona fide retards would point at this & laugh, saying "What a dumb ass" & "I may be retarded, but that's just stupid". And they'd be right. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1435 Joined: 19 Jun 2008  | I'd also throw my vote down for retarded, but I'm not sure if the word adequately describes what I just witnessed. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008   | Do they think we're some different race that can't eat normal food? |
On the Record Posts: 7324 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
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BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  |
Wait, THEY OFFER RACING WASABI AND YOU CHOSE TO PICK ON ACTION PIZZA? WHAT THE FUCK! RACING. WASABI. How does that work? User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1455 Joined: 20 Mar 2008    |
I don't know why, but I laughed at this. *Adds another +1 to the pile of "retarded" votes* |
Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 9 Aug 2008   |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Muckraker  Posts: 277 Joined: 17 Jul 2008 | Oh great, nerd food targeted for idiots. Chocolate is just what you need to be successful in strategy games. Peanut butter and jam is so sporty, I think I'll try to get some athlete to promote this. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1457 Joined: 16 May 2008   | *clicks link* .. Ow. Goddamn. I needed that brain. I really did. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1113 Joined: 19 May 2008  | Am I the only one who wants to know what it tastes like? I mean... it's crap. We all know that. But aren't you even a little tempted? |
Vault Legend Posts: 2203 Joined: 30 Jul 2008 |
A little? I'm freakin' jazzed to see just how action-y Action Pizza is. I actually want to taste that. Mostly 'cause I like the pizza Pringles. |
On the Record  Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008  | I'd buy it. |
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They probably all read the same websites about cheetos-stained-fingers, overweight, short-sighted, basement dwelling, roleplaying nerds that scour the Tubes since 1996, and decided to base their marketing campaign on retarded 80s catchphrases and overplayed, stale video games cliches...