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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2804 Joined: 4 May 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008   | I'm just wondering how they managed to create a jelly chip. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008     | Alright so they crammed it full of vitamins, but will it actually have an effect, without having to eat 12 of them in 5 minute period? Why would we eat peanut butter and jam for sports games, wasabi when driving, action with pizza and chocolate of all things for strategy? Isn't good old amphetamines not enough to give you the reflexes(or psychosis) to beat(with a stick?) any opponent? The crumb free thing is just...lame? Most gamers I know who do this kind of stuff use keyboard protectors, or decks that can be cleaned in water. I guess some poor unfortunate soul is gonna be stuck dressed like Captain Angry Pizza being paid to wander around the Cyber Games repeating slogans... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 720 Joined: 16 Jul 2008     | What? WHAT??! Cannot accept the ignorance. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3745 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | So they think we're stupid? Thats the impression the site gave me at any rate. But this... "food" is going to fail, how can it compete with real pizza? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2149 Joined: 4 Jun 2008   |
I blame online games in general, particularly the elitist 'must pwn n00bs at all costs' demographic of gamers...damn you Counterstrike...what monster did Valve create? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2000 Joined: 7 Sep 2008   | I'm reminded of the commemorative HP "potions" Japan had on-sale last year to commemmorate the 10th anniversary of Squeenix's cash cow. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 |
A drink you throw up in the air? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2000 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | No, a soda in a can with FF7AC print. Drink it and you'll get green 4-digit numbers above your head. Ohhh LOOK! A LINK!!!. Video Hi-Def'd for your viewing pleasure. |
On the Record  Posts: 6466 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | Magic had something like this. A pillow, a snack box and a can of flavored air. Eat sleep and breathe magic. Epic. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 |
What? reported. |
Muckraker  Posts: 277 Joined: 17 Jul 2008  | I got a bit curious about the real content of the grub. They say that it contains such wonderous substances, but how much. Nowhere they said how much of those things have they put in them. One nanogram would not be enought to supply any vitamin, but it might be enough to say that it contains it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1684 Joined: 7 Feb 2008  | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs It's like the above linked video, except taken seriously. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 425 Joined: 14 Sep 2008    | Stuff like that is bound to be 100% proccessed donkey turd |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3664 Joined: 21 Jan 2008   |
Now that's just funny. As for Gamer Grub, I find it worthy of ALCOLOL. Yes, ALOCOLOL. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008   | I would eat/drink it if I knew what it was. But it IS retarded. Like they might as well have called The Actiony Actionest Action drink which the only way it could be dumber. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 |
Thats not so bad, its not pretending to be cool. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 783 Joined: 27 Aug 2008  | I really want to try the pizza one, just to see how they made it extreme or actiony or whatever. |
Muckraker Posts: 277 Joined: 17 Jul 2008 | Wouldn't it be a kicker if the action game stuff was laced with speed to give players an edge. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2564 Joined: 5 Jun 2008   | Yep, It's stupid, alright. I love the idea of no keyboard crumbs of greasy fingers, but there are dozens of foods that I can eat that fit the bill, without eating some crap (which, by the sound of it, probably has a funny aftertaste) by a company that seems to think that gamers are wierd so they need to use wierd names and ads to entice us. Sorry. Thanks but no thanks, gamer grub. I'll just eat my chocolate bars and little debbie snacks somewhere where you cant get to me. Buh-bye. EDIT: @ UltraJoe: huh? How the hell do you get flavored air? |
Press Junketeer Posts: 425 Joined: 14 Sep 2008 |
Sulpher leaves a taste in your mouth and thats air/gas |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 851 Joined: 30 Jul 2008 | disgusting |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2564 Joined: 5 Jun 2008 | yes, it is. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3556 Joined: 8 May 2008    | Wow... I was gonna quote a few of the more retarded things from that site but basically I would just be copy pasting the entire thing... But cmon... performance snack ? Heh another idea for gamers. Gamer condoms with whatever popular gaming symbol and lasts 20 years since its not likly to get used any time soon. <.<;;; |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2564 Joined: 5 Jun 2008 |
Huh..... that's an idea..... I guess..... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 386 Joined: 10 Feb 2008    | Honestly, anything that encourages the replacement of Cheetos with vitamins should be encouraged, not shunned. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 434 Joined: 6 Aug 2008  | I'm gonna buy a shitload of it and tape the looks my friends give me at the next LAN. |
Artist  Posts: 545 Joined: 13 Jun 2002     |
Yeah, that was pointed out by a co-worker 2 seconds after I posted. I expected the thread to die. Whoops, my bad. I should, you know, pay attention. :) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 785 Joined: 12 Aug 2008   | ....WOW. |
Paperboy Posts: 41 Joined: 4 Apr 2008 | When I first saw the ad, I thought it was retarded, but in looking again, I think it is retarded. Seriously, I like the idea of a container that you can dump crap into your mouth while playing so that you don't get junk on your fingers and keyboard--so perhaps I'll just make my own and fill it with whatever I like. The claim that their snacks can boost your skills though, is just plain nonsense. |
On the Record  Posts: 6713 Joined: 22 Aug 2008    |
Reusable condoms? I think they had that kind of idea back in the 1930s. Nice to see you're on the ball there ;D |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1777 Joined: 29 May 2008  | Right. So these are flavoured nuts, in a jar, with other assorted things? I'm off to buy a vat of bombay mix and some plastic ergonomic packaging and going to market this to Casinos. |
On the Record Posts: 6713 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
Buy new Gambler Grub! With great offers such as Blackjack Chocolate and Roulette Pizza! Try our new Slot Machine Surprise with an assortment of nuts, berries and other small sugared treats, all via our 'patented' food delivery tube. |
On the Record  Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008   | Wow... that's the most retarded thing I've seen in a long... long time |
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I would buy it and never open it. When I get old, I can show the younglings what horrors our society came to.
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lol, we had those at a place called Gorilla Game Center. My friend bought two, drank one, put the other in a small glass bottle (complete with a cork!) and gave it to me. I rejoiced.