What are some Phrases that could be misinterpreted, or take another way?
Phrases that will make my poeple laugh, but leave so going,"I don't get it, What are you talking about?"

I'll give a few examples

My Xbox Live Gamertag is "DolphinWacker64"
Do I Whack Dolphins Mafia Style?
OR
Do you see some other meaning?(I know you do, everyone asks about the other meaning)

The quote,"My Staff of Penetration.", could also be mistinterpreted.
Do I play World of warcraft and/or Dungeons and dragons, and I am Just stating some item I have?
OR
Do you perverts see another meaning?

Post some of the Phrases or sayings that no knows how EXACTLY to take it.

Orcus, the demonic lord of undead, may be once more on his throne, clutching his terrible rod.

Moses came down the hill to the roar of his Triumph. ;)

The_root_of_all_evil:
Moses came down the hill to the roar of his Triumph. ;)

Did you know Moses wore a wig?
Because sometimes he was seen with Aaron, and sometimes he wasn't.

Look what I can do with the doughnuts, if you know what I mean.

MY favourite type are tits...

-an hour later-

i don't like crows. [a nice wee hand for those who didnt get it.]

Well, all I have to say is:
What the hell?

Rogues like chest

Watch out for my +5 longsword

would you please grab my dongle?