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Press Junketeer  Posts: 419 Joined: 5 Apr 2008     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 599 Joined: 17 Apr 2008    | want to know how i got these scars? industrial accident, nobodys fault. |
King of the Yetis  Posts: 2539 Joined: 15 Jul 2008  | Want to know how I got these scars? Makeup. |
On the Record  Posts: 6991 Joined: 22 Aug 2008     | His older sister touched his naughty place. |
Muckraker  Posts: 260 Joined: 7 Feb 2008     | You wanna know how I got these scars? Four nights in Bangkok and FYI, don't scratch cold sores. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3643 Joined: 3 Apr 2008    | So. Do you want to know... How.. How I got these scars? One day.. I came home to my Crrrrazy wife. Now my wife. She..She tried to kill me. onnn numerous occasions. And that day she had strung some piano wire across the bottom of the stairs leading to the basement. So I was sitting there watching the TV and she asked me to get somethign out of the basement. I did what a normal husband would do and went to help her. She pushed me. Down. Down those stairs and I came face. first. into that piano wire. Let's just say the piano wire is now rather....waterlogged.... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 770 Joined: 7 Jan 2008   | Do you want to know how i got these scars? Discount Dentists can get a bit...jittery from time to time |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 426 Joined: 23 Apr 2008  | "You wanna know how I got these scars?"... I don't care what David Blaine says, it is impossible to swallow your own head! |
BANNED  Posts: 1201 Joined: 18 Sep 2008   | "WAnna know how i got these scars? Well tough, i don't feel like telling you..." User was banned for: WOW: a wtf moment. (Permanent) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 121 Joined: 8 May 2008  | You want to know how I these scars? I mistook a razor blade for a harmonica |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 770 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | How i got these scars? Well, i asked someone how he got his scars.... |
Muckraker  Posts: 330 Joined: 9 Aug 2008   | Wanna Know how I got these scars? I was forced to play Simpsons Skateboarding for more than 5 hours and tried to kill myself. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 565 Joined: 20 Apr 2008    | You want to know how I got these scars? |
Muckraker  Posts: 332 Joined: 17 Aug 2008 | Wanna know how I got these scars? /anti-joke |
BANNED  Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008    | "These scars? YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT THESE SCARS?! I fell down..." User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1075 Joined: 4 Sep 2008   | You want to know how I got these scars? I was late for work, and try to clean my teeth and shave at the same time, and got what was in each hand mixed up. |
On the Record Posts: 6991 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
"On the plus side, my chin was minty fresh all day! The doctors said I had the nicest smelling facial hair he'd ever had the pleasure of smelling." |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008  | Wanna know how I got these scars ? I got in one little fight and my Mum got scared, |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 428 Joined: 23 Oct 2008  |
Best one so far. :P You wanna know how I got these Scars? NEVER eat Mentos and then drink Diet Coke. |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Want to know how I got these scars? I used to be a happy guy, just like you. I used to smile and laugh at everyone I met. One day, I met a group of guys who just didn't feel like smiling. They were "tough" guys, so they diodn't think it was right for a guy to smile. So they grab me. One of them takes a switch blade. "You know" he says "its your lucky day. Since you love smiling, we're gonna make it easier for you. We're gonna keep you smiling all the time. Make you look real beautiful" He sticks it in my cheek, just under the bones. The pain...was...lovely. So they dropped me, with the knife in my face. I felt I needed to return the favour. I take it out, and I let them feel the same delicious pain. But then, I felt my own face. Why, it wasn't done at all. I couldn't go around with only half a smile on my face. So I shoved the knife in my cheeks, and drew, along my teeth, a perfect smile. And now, look at me. Aren't I beautiful? User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 809 Joined: 22 Oct 2008  | You wanna know how I got these scars? I was dodging some vicious looking dogs by climbing an iron very ornate fence. I lost balance and fell... with the upper part of my leg into one of said very sharp ornaments. Barely missed my gnads and for that I am thankful. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3327 Joined: 9 Sep 2008    | You wanna know how I got these scars? In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood, and then took a blade to my face when I tried to fight them. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 429 Joined: 3 Oct 2008 | These scars? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2113 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  | What scars? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | You see these scars on my face? My pretty little face here... You know those kind of story to them, a lesson if you will. You know what mum said to you when you little, waving those scissors about, "PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN OR YOU'LL TAKE AN EYE OUT WITH THAT THING".. Well My "BIG BROTHER" of sorts.. He started waving them round, and you see I was angry, he stole my cupcake.. So I reached out to take his.. and he waves them at me... But well you know.. Parents and mothers and all that interfering shit. So mumsy grabs my bros arm, he ain't happy with that so he starts a waving, and she's a screaming.. and hey little old me opens me mouth and suddenly I'm all smiling all the time... O'course my mother's gone ballistic the dogs in thick of it all what with all the barking and screaming and me brother there is just stunned like, mouth open like one of those.. CLOWNS eesh.. So I'm not happy. I take those scissors out of his hand and put them back in, except the wrong way. Now He starts screaming. so I take them out and try to pass them back, but he pushes me and I pretty much remove his fly... Mum being the helpful shit-faced C___ she is starts yelling at me, but the dog's hungry so I feed him the scrap meat on the floor, next to my brothers ketchup covered jeans. These things do take out eyes... |
On the Record Posts: 6991 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 |
Absolutely freaking creepy Indingo. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  | Bobbing for razor-blade-laced apples. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1160 Joined: 29 Jan 2008  | Joe was always telling me to use the search button... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1044 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 | "You want to know how I got these scars? well lets just say superman is a dick." |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 353 Joined: 30 Jul 2008  | Wanna know how i got these scars? Pie-Sword |
Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 4 Jun 2008    | Joker: "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" |
Paperboy  Posts: 42 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 | "You want to know how I got these scars? I, well, my father was a violent man. On my twenty-first birthday, we went to a bar together, and he got drunk, as he often does. I said something he apparently didn't like, and he pulled a knife on me. Oh, the pain was bliss! When he stopped, he dropped the knife on the bar counter, and had this shocked look on his face. So I picked the knife up and I asked him, 'Why so serious?' and then I put a smile on his face, too." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2849 Joined: 8 Jul 2008  | "You wanna know how I got these scars? I was Trick or Treating when I was young (dressed as a clown of course)... and Bruce Wayne's mom gave me a candy apple with a razor blade in it, that's why I killed his parents EEEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!!" |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 |
The Joker didn't kill Bruce Wayne's parents. He would have only been a kid then, himself. The Waynes' killer was a random thug named Joe Chill. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 |
Who did the stupidest thing in Gotham, cooperate with the police. |
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The Joker for me is by far my favourite villian of all time. I even loved him in the old days of the animated series. His psychotic behaviour, his philosophies and just how he seems to radiate evil while still making sense in some strange way. Heath Ledger's performance did the Joker a great service, with one of my favourite scenes being the Joker telling Gambol (the black mob boss) how he got his scars... before giving Gambol his own set.
However, later in the movie he tells Rachel a completely different story so it's impossible to tell what his true history is. Today on the train I was thinking about this and thought up my own story of the Joker's scars.
"Want to know how i got these scars? When i was younger, my friends and i would spend a lot of time together. Killing cats, robbing stores you know. Stuff friends do. One day, my friends went off at me for being to serious, they said i need to enjoy myself more. By nightfall, they accidently drove off a cliff. Upset, i went to my father who told me good riddens... let's just say after that my father 'fell to pieces'. Covered in blood i went to the mirror, holding this knife. I looked at myself and said 'why so serious'? My friends wanted me to enjoy myself... to smile more... than fine. I said to myself 'lets put a smile on that face.'"
I would like to hear any stories the escapist community can think up in regards to the Joker's descent to madness and the origins of his iconic scars. The story must be told in first person and start with "want to know how i got these scars?"