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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2849 Joined: 8 Jul 2008     | |
Paperboy  Posts: 42 Joined: 22 Oct 2008   | It's all good. Just thought I'd correct you in case you are a Batfan. XD "You want to know how I got these scars? Well, I don't trust you enough to tell you that. Open the social menu in the bottom corner of your screen by left-clicking on the little picture of the face, and make my disposition toward you go up." "O...ok...ok... you're weird..." Batman clicks on the face, and raises the Joker's disposition toward him to 99, and the effort costs him the batmobile and the deed to wayne manor... "You still want to know how I got these scars, Bats? Well, I still don't want to tell you!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1361 Joined: 27 Jan 2008     | Wanna know how I got these scars? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2861 Joined: 7 Oct 2008     | Wanna know how I got these scars? Wanna know how I got these scars? Wanna know how I got these scars? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008    | This thread is starting to depress me. COME ON PEOPLE!! Show us some real psycho killer crazy shit not lame de-motivator quips. This is the escapist not 4Chan. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 562 Joined: 6 Jul 2008   | Am I missing something? It seems like Batman doesn't follow a storyline, it just makes up different stories with same villian. In the first movie the Joker got fucked up by falling in a vat of acid, and in this one he got fucked up by his stepdad carving his face up? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 741 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 |
You've been under a biiiiig rock haven't you? They restarted the franchise, as in a re-boot, a retcon, completely removing all previous material so as to focus on a more accurate/trendy/profitable/not fucking camp film series. In the latest film the Joker keeps changing the story about how he got the scars. |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 10303 Joined: 28 Nov 2007  |
The first movie was true to the comics, while The Dark Knight was more realistic and mucho creepier. On-topic..."You want to know how I got these scars? Everyone thought I was too serious, too dark. So one day, I took out a knife and cut open my face. Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. Of course, chaos cannot exist if everyone is completely serious all the time. So I ask you again, why so serious?" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008    | SecretTacoNinja> Joker is Wayne's parents' murderer as Jack Napier only in the Tim Burton movie so far... Maybe in an Elseworlds one-shot they wrote this as well, but it's not canon. |
Muckraker  Posts: 350 Joined: 5 Apr 2008 |
Pretty sure it's actually a "Chelsea Smile". Your source probably got confused with a "Glasgow Kiss" (which is a headbutt to the face for those who weren't aware). Anyways... You wanna know how I got these scars? All I'm gonna say is this: large amounts of booze and an engineering degree do not make a good combination. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1513 Joined: 27 Apr 2008  | You know how I got these scars? Birth mark. |
Muckraker  Posts: 250 Joined: 5 Sep 2008  | These arn't scars, they're gills -happyface- |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 470 Joined: 5 Mar 2008  | You want to know how I got these scars? Me and my buddies were playing "curb-stomp." I honestly think I got away light. |
BANNED  Posts: 740 Joined: 19 Jun 2008     |
Not essentialy, The Joker character has never had a clearly defined past, and although the comics have shown different 'pasts', he himself said "Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" The Dark Knight Joker is truer to the source in many ways. User was banned for: I'm Finished. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3105 Joined: 28 May 2008 | Wanna know how I got these scars? Trying to break the world record for most Doritos in a persons mouth. I didn't get it... |
Muckraker  Posts: 269 Joined: 20 Sep 2008  | Wanna know how i got these scars? I cant remeber because my father knocked me out with his fist before he did it...... |
Paperboy Posts: 45 Joined: 6 Aug 2008  |
No, no Joker actually killed Bruce's parents; the Batman Begins story is bollocks. |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
I don't know if thats an insult or a compliment. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 947 Joined: 10 Sep 2007  | Ya wanna know how I got these scars? Well, my daddy - lovely fellow, by the way, just, ah, not the strongest guy you ever met - he hung around with the wrong sort. Mean people. Crazy people. The kinda people who'd break yer arm if they didn't like you tap-tap-tappin' yer fingers. People like me! Aha. So one day, my daddy lost his job. No fault of his, the company was just, ah, downsizing, so they had to let him go. Now, my daddy, he tried to get another job, but, ah, there were no jobs to be had. So, he asked around his friends - the mean ones, remember - and came up with an, ah, "arrangement". They'd give him a little loan, and he'd do little things for them. Get them sandwiches. Be their, ah, footstool. Let them use him as an ashtray. All with a lovely smile, o'course. No good having a grumpy ashtray. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3595 Joined: 3 Apr 2008     | So do you want to know How i got these scars? Turns out i'm allergic to hot sauce |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2904 Joined: 12 May 2008   |
Take it as a compliment. I would. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1011 Joined: 1 Dec 2007  | I loved her, you see. She'd laugh and dance, her beautiful children, her perfect eyes. But every time those damn legs would take her away from me. Those damn arms would scratch at my face. In truth the only thing I loved more then her was the slash of the razor, the sniping of flesh. Boyish rush of joy that she'd falter, fail, require my services of scalpel. To save the patient, you sometimes remove the bad parts of them. I must remove those god damn legs. So I did. In the deepest hole I could find, I snipped away her legs. Then the arms. Those pesky arms. Wanna know how I got these scars? Well, see, lovely didn't like her new condition. Managed to bite through her own cheeks, so desperate for release she was from the perfection I had made her into. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 156 Joined: 19 Oct 2008  |
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BANNED  Posts: 425 Joined: 3 Aug 2008  | The Nolan universe is Batman, but at the same time very different from Batman. Ledger's Joker, though good, is a sideways glimpse of the character. In reality the Joker was much more evil, chaotic, and villainous then how Ledger portrayed him. As a matter of fact thogh Ledger did a good job, it was still subpar due to the fact that it was more of a slapstick role over an actual malevolent, murdering madman. If we wanted the real Joker we'd have Hannibal Lecture dressed up as a clown without the cannibalism. THAT'S the Joker. Hell the reason Batgirl became the Oracle... User was banned for: .. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  |
Argh! Joker killed his parents in the Burton film only. In the comics, it was Joe Chill, like it is in Batman Begins. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2074 Joined: 1 Jan 2008  | Wanna know how I got these scars? I feel off my bike and landed right on my knee, on cement. It really hurt, but they should heal in time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1679 Joined: 29 Dec 2007   | Want to know how I got these scars? Well...so do I. |
On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   | You wanna know hoe I got these scars? Well, an Irishman a Scott and an Australian walk into a bar...
That's horrible. That's not funny in the least. I'm removing his title of 'The Joker'. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 | Wanna know how I got these scars? F^ckin Dance Dance Revolution... |
Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 | The Joker is more of a menace because he has no past. It adds to the terror of having such a sadistic little bastard running around. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 |
I don't remember the rape part, but it's true he shot her in the stomach and at least the torture of James Gordon suggested she would be victim of it. In fact, as far as I remmeber there has been no rape at all, but the Joker wanted to drive Gordon mad by caging him naked and forcing him to the pain of watching his daughter get slowly, but forcibly undressed foreshawoding horrors to come, but never quite achieving it. And the Joker did not rape her at all for sure, maybe he let his henchmen do it, but I doubt so, he's not a sexual deviant, he has sex in episodes of All-Star Batman and Robin for instance, but it's not one of his deviances, even for torture purposes... |
Red Guard Posts: 3542 Joined: 27 Mar 2008  |
It was an Alan Moore thing: -- Alex |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1650 Joined: 15 Oct 2008   | The reason why the Joker changes his story in the movie is a reference to a line from the Joker Origin story. Meaning there is no correct origin story because they are all true. The movie also lacked on the Joker's killings. I just wish they used the Joker gas in the movie. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 623 Joined: 28 Jul 2008 | The Joker toxin is his trademark poison, it would have been cool indeed, but maybe in coherent if he just evaded and invented himself as the Joker... Alex> Yeah, and Alan Moore is known for his twisted plots (don't believe me ? read Miracle Man and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) |
On the Record  Posts: 6319 Joined: 22 Aug 2008   |
Was a bit of both to be honest. I'm slightly scared but also slightly amused. |
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Really? I thought it was The Joker, huh, I'm not a huge fan of Batman.
It's only a lame joke anyway :D