Make your Own SAW challenge!

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I tried searching for this topic and found none, so... I'm making one to all you SAW fans out there =D.

While replying to this forum: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.75055

Besides fearing for what horrible game will come up from that, I got the idea for this thread, so let it rip show me your biggest, meanest, most horrbile or plain stupid challenges.

I'll start of, so here it goes...

You wake up in a room, no memory of how you got there of course only the image of miss piggy tranquilizing you, and then the tape starts rolling, "Hello (someone), I want to play a Game... over the years you made a lot of noise with your... 30 seconds to.. Mars music coupled with Tokyo Hotel and kept your neighboors awake, so now let us see if you can keep quiet, attached to you back is a sound activated bomb, also you were injected with a deadly poison, all you have to do is get to the other side of the room you are in now, the bomb will deactivate and there is an antidote waiting for you aswell.
The ground of course is full of clown buzzers that emit enough sound to set the device off... now hurry... but be quiet...."

I would like to play a game. Hello Uwe. It's been a long time, but it is time. You have led your life as you saw fit, little regard for the peoples careers you have ruined due to association with your movies, or many over-zealous posters who tried to ridicule your pathetic movies and died of hate induced heart attacks. Well no more. In the center of the house is a ladder, leading to your salvation. But to get there you first must Fight through 5 rooms. Each contains a little trial for you to pass. The first contains weapons, that can only be accessed once you have "donated" some blood. The second contains a few of the people whose dreams you have crushed, once rising actors, now homeless prostitutes and crack addicts. The third has a floor covered in miniature spikes, all no taller than 10 millimeters, but all razor sharp. The fourth room is a pool filled with lemon juice and rats, which you must swim through to reach room five. This is my favorite. Inside is a few members of your favorite organization PETA, who even now are being told of the many, many atrocities you have committed against animals. Sad thing is they don't realize that I'm talking about making your pets watch your movies.

Survive the 5 trials and climb the ladder to freedom. Or not.

You wake in a small room (big surprise there), water seems to be spreading across te floor towards the only doorway that leads down a corridor. You find a tape player on the floor:
Hello (your name here), i want to play a game, just like you have spent your life doing through the characters of computer games instead of embracing the gift that is your own life. today, we will see which life, your own, or the fake would you live in, is more important. as you can see there is only one way out, but be careful. that corridor is rigged with traps which you mist overcome in order to win, just like the characters in the games you play. if you stay here, the acid spreading across the floor end it for you. live the game or die, make you choice.
as you walk down the corridor, spears, hooks, fire and saws tear at you while you try to escape.

Hello John. I want to play a game. Over the years you've always been happy to steal. Well, know you must truly earn you life. When you press the button beneath your hand, your floor will become ignited, and - hey, wait, where are you going? Don't walk out the door! Fuck. I really need to stop working on the honour system.

You wake up in a large room. Someone is on the other side of the room, offering to play a game of catch with you. You accept.

Indigo_Dingo:
Hello John. I want to play a game. Over the years you've always been happy to steal. Well, know you must truly earn you life. When you press the button beneath your hand, your floor will become ignited, and - hey, wait, where are you going? Don't walk out the door! Fuck. I really need to stop working on the honour system.

Man your challenges are getting hylarious xD

Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

LokiSeto:
Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

Thanks =D

I made a SAW G-mod game. you had no weapons and it used the vital function systems like breath, blood loss disorientation and a whole bunch of fun traps.

Players had to work as a team or betray one another to get to the end. Wacky contraptions and hilarious deaths.

It was fun.

LokiSeto:
Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

Thank you.

'Hello Bob. I want to play a game with you. In the middle of the room is a key, but your leg is tied to a chain, which is connected to your wifes lover. Go for the key, he dies. Leave the key, you die in 2 hours.

No longer will you take your marriage for granted! Time to choose!!'

Hello...you there. I'd like to play a little game. All your life you've hustled people out of their money playing Billiards. Since you're so good at gambling, let's play a friendly little game of 8-ball. Every time you miss a shot, the timer ticks up one second. Once it hits 8, the table explodes. Trying to leave, I see? Well, that door's open, go ahead. But before you go, do you feel that weight on your foot? It's attached to the table, isn't it? You leave, it explodes. You think about leaving, it explodes. You scratch, it explodes. You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Zombie_King:
..You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

That's ridiculous, I didn't even think of porn right af-BOOM!

Hello, Do you want to play a game? Here is a Gameboy with 7 of the buttons missing, the only one that's left is the down button on the control pad, you have to win 8 rounds of Tetris, every time you fail the room fills up with toxic gas.

Have fun.

Hello Mr. Cooper, I know what you are thinking who am I? Well the better question is where are you? Right now you are in a apartment building that is scheduled for demolition in the next two hours, you are on the top floor and you have to work your way down and out my way. Before you go turn to your right and pick up the cell phone, good, call your wife she has something to tell you. Goodbye Mr. Cooper your time starts now.

This thread is epic! :) - I'm not creative enough to actually think of a Saw challenge, but enjoying reading the ones so far.

LokiSeto:
Really disliked the first two replied in this thread. Original one is awesome and the honour system is brillant.

I really dislike your negative approach to this thread, and I dislike you more than the first two. Care to show your magnificent knowledge in all thing clever and funny torture, and try to do better than they did?

Zombie_King:
You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Haha, you win. This is freakin' hilarious, I laughed my ass off. :D

Hello Mr.Jumpman. Want to play a game? You find yourself at the bottom of a poorly build skyscraper. If you wish to see your lovely princess again, you will climb it and engage the giant monkey I've put on top. I've given him thousands of barrels.
Now you won't take your monkey...princess...antique barrel collection.......your stuff for granted ever again!

Zombie_King:
You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Congrats I laughed my a-BOOM!

Good morning, Mr. McCoull. You like Coke, don't you. I bet you do. Remember that time you drank 5 cans in one night? that was pretty fun? I bet you also remember smacking your friends face into the table 'cause he made you spilla drop.

Oh? Don't remember that?

I do.

You'll notice that there's a can of coke in front of you, welded to the table, with a straw poking out of the top. Looks inviting, doesn't it? That'll be because you haven't had a drink in two days. Too bad that that straw is laced with arsenic, inside and out.

Stay there for a day, and I'll come and get you.

Have a nice 24 hours. They start now.

hello Simon.i want to play a game.you like your violent movies,don't you?in front of you is an HD 80 inch screen televison.to your left is a book case,full to the brim with Teletubbie movies.if you do not watch each and every one of those tapes,i will activate a tiny detenation charge placed within your bloodstream.enjoy.

Ricky_the_Best:

Zombie_King:
You think about porn, it explo- BOOM!

Congrats I laughed my a-BOOM!

Aw c'mon guys, this is just being stu-BOOM!

Here's a challenge - stop making SAW movies!

*edit* KA-BOOOM

Ricky_the_Best:

You wake up in a room, no memory of how you got there of course only the image of miss piggy tranquilizing you, and then the tape starts rolling, "Hello (someone), I want to play a Game... over the years you made a lot of noise with your... 30 seconds to.. Mars music coupled with Tokyo Hotel and kept your neighboors awake, so now let us see if you can keep quiet, attached to you back is a sound activated bomb, also you were injected with a deadly poison, all you have to do is get to the other side of the room you are in now, the bomb will deactivate and there is an antidote waiting for you aswell.
The ground of course is full of clown buzzers that emit enough sound to set the device off... now hurry... but be quiet...."

Damn, thats good. I could so see them using that!

Hello there. All your life, well... that's just it. You haven't done anything with your life. I'm here to fix that. This building is made of a giant obstacle course. Except that it's deadly. The barber wires are covered in poison, Pools of water are replaced with acid. Those kinds of things. You have two hours to navigate it. And if You pause for more than half a minute then razor sharp spikes dipped in salt water, lemon juice, mild poison and a liquid of my own concoction that manually stimulates pain cells will shoot at you at 3 miles a hour. Have Fun...

You wake up in a room, you have two choices. Watch all of the Saw movies or kill your self.
I personally would rather die then watch all those.

CTU_Agent24:
Damn, thats good. I could so see them using that!

Somehow I doubt it xD it would make people laugh instead of scared or interested xD

You wake up in a room and are immediatly shot by me in the knees and the forced to complete an army obstical course. If you can't complete it in under 5 minutes I put 1 bullet in your legs untill you do complete it in under 5 minutes. The trick is the obstical course is electrified.

If you can't complete the obstical course. You have only 1 option. You must recite the Bible word by word with no study for every wrong word said God smites you.

You wake up in a poorly lit room, the floor feels wet, and you have no shoes on. You look around and see a small LED light, with a bag underneath. Find a tape recorder inside.

Hello ...(Your Name)... I want to play a game. I've been watching you (name), watching you sacrifice your life for others in service to God, I have a question of faith (name). Is murder by way of survival a sin? To your right is a flashlight ...
***
Picks flahlight up, finds knife taped to flashlight.
***
... You have seven minutes (name), when time runs out the floor will be charged with 40 milli-amps of electricity. You can stop this. Behind the glass on the wall is a red lever, pull the lever and you will be freed.
There are two keys in this room that will unlock the glass. One is in your thigh, just in front of your femoral artery. Across the room is a man laying on the ground, the other key is located inside his leg.
Decide quickly (name), he wakes up in three minutes.
(A high pitched sound squeals from the tape recorder, then red numbers appear on the far wall.)
Let the game begin.

Hello, would you like to play a game? no? ok...

O but here is the real one:

Make someone watch: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and then play E.T, all while only having one life each and blowing up if they get caught...also theres a timer...set to 5 minutes...

you are in a chair. you have to couge out your eyes to escape. if you don't you will be strapped in and have to watch over 500 pictures of furries over the course of 5 hours

Large room. Chained down. TV in front of you. Naked. The usual right? The chains around you are on a timer and after however long, the chains will unlock and you will go free. There is a phone to call for help on the far wall but you can't reach it. The phone is behinf the TV, mocking you. Your head is held still facing the TV and your eyes are held open. In arms distance is a banana.

The TV turns on...

...Hana Montana movie marathon begins to play.

Do you wait for the end to be released and call for help, or will you take your own life with the banana?

Danzorz:
you are in a chair. you have to couge out your eyes to escape. if you don't you will be strapped in and have to watch over 500 pictures of furries over the course of 5 hours

Its gouge.

And that not very scary. Slight mental damage or not seeing anything for the rest of your life.

Hello (name), I want to play a game. In front of you is a television set, strapped to your back is an explosive device. Watch the television through to the end, and the bomb deactivates. Fail, and you will not live to see the end.

*big brother begins*

How's this... a bunch of hollywood movie studio execs are put into a locked room, and they have to find and fund a movie that's not yet another sequel, remake or adaptation of any other film, comic, tv show or video game, or else they'll be covered with steak sauce and a nest of fire ants will be released into the room.

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