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Copy Clerk
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Well, as a American all I can say is I can finally feel proud to be a American again. Been a long time since I felt hopeful when it came to politics.

That said, Obama has his work cut out for him. Will be interesting to see what he, and the other Democrats do with the power that they have just been given.

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Seekster:
Oh shit now the Europeans are waking up and telling America what a good boy it was, next thing you know they will expect us to bring them the paper too. (Most of that sentence was tongue in cheek)

America has always gotten the President it deserves, for better or worse (depending on where you stand) this time is no different. Now its just pissing me off more that other nations are chiming in on our political process when they have no clue.

Yep. It's completely wrong to look at another nation and make value judgements on their government. It's also wrong to then invade said country and attempt to change said government.

Pot to kettle. Pot to kettle. You are Black ! Repeat You are black! Over

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic), and the deep fried pizza. That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

Paperboy
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Yay! He won. I'm so pleased at the moment ^.^. The world feels a bit lighter. (Of course, we still have two months of Mr. Bush Monkey...)

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Seekster:
Oh shit now the Europeans are waking up and telling America what a good boy it was, next thing you know they will expect us to bring them the paper too. (Most of that sentence was tongue in cheek)

America has always gotten the President it deserves, for better or worse (depending on where you stand) this time is no different. Now its just pissing me off more that other nations are chiming in on our political process when they have no clue.

Yep. It's completely wrong to look at another nation and make value judgements on their government. It's also wrong to then invade said country and attempt to change said government.

Pot to kettle. Pot to kettle. You are Black ! Repeat You are black! Over

I think were working parallel points here, although I'll throw in Fondants way phrasing it, just so the full spectrum of hypocrisy is visible:

Fondant:
Mr Kettle? I have a rather racist telegram from Mr Pot...

It went something like that.

Beat Writer
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So, what did you want to get out of Obama's presidency?
Hope n' Change.
So, what is he going to do for you?
Hope n' Change.
Right, but what do you think he'll do first?
Hope n' Change.

Thanks, guys. Can't wait for him to cut my Air Force job, either.

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Indigo_Dingo:
Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

I can't believe I forgot the staple of the Scottish chip shop, the fried Mars bar.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/4103415.stm

At least here, we fry things like pickles. Okay, so we put ranch dressing on them, but still!

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Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Press Junketeer
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Lets all calm down a bit shall we? Lets give the president elect:
a) time to be sworn into office
b) a year or two to do his job
before we get all happy and exclaim the world is saved.

Yes he is the choice most other countries on the planet favored, yes he appears to be more progressive, but since he has no past record of governing much of anything, lets give him some time to prove himself first before declaring the man the second coming of the messiah.

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hem dazon 90:

Canadianwookie:
Being Canadian, I really just want to know in the most condensed way possible:

What does Obama being elected mean?

better forign policy improved medicare and an end to iraq

HA, that's funny.
I'm glad someone gave me a good laugh today...

Time to go back to sleep where dreams come true -_-

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You have a mini fridge next to your desk?? Bitchin!

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

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Marcosco:
So, what did you want to get out of Obama's presidency?
Hope n' Change.
So, what is he going to do for you?
Hope n' Change.
Right, but what do you think he'll do first?
Hope n' Change.

bump the capital gains and dividend taxes for people making more than 200K a year up from 15% to 20% so he doesn't impact small businesses and the middle class while still raising the revenue to pay the salaries of people in the Air Force.

Oh, and second? Hire people to work in the Federal government based on merit even if it means crossing ideological lines just like he did when dealing with articles as editor of the Harvard Law Review, rather than just hiring people from his own party even if they are morons like has happened for the past eight years.

"Heck of a job, Brownie!"

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Good on him

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I am happy but his acceptance speech made me wanna lamp him one.

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Decoy Doctorpus:

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

You may have devolved power to a Parliament there, but it's still the UK!

Gone Gonzo
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Hooray! St.Obama will now swoop down with his chorus of angels and we will have sunshine and rainbows and magical pixies giving us all candy.

King of the Yetis
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Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

Most people in the UK only identify themselves as from the UK when we're talking to each other and hating on the Americans. Ironically you're the only people we hate more than each other.

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King of the Yetis
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Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

You may have devolved power to a Parliament there, but it's still the UK!

In that case I now declare that Columbia is now a part of the USA. Wow. You guys sure do love your cocaine and drug warlords.

Paperboy
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Azhrarn-101:
Lets all calm down a bit shall we? Lets give the president elect:
a) time to be sworn into office
b) a year or two to do his job
before we get all happy and exclaim the world is saved.

Yes he is the choice most other countries on the planet favored, yes he appears to be more progressive, but since he has no past record of governing much of anything, lets give him some time to prove himself first before declaring the man the second coming of the messiah.

I know full well that he has still alot to prove and he will be inheriting a mess so he's going to have a tough time. I'm just relived he won.

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Decoy Doctorpus:

In that case I now declare that Columbia is now a part of the USA. Wow. You guys sure do love your cocaine and drug warlords.

Yes, the District of Columbia is a territory of the USA...maybe that joke is a *little* too American.

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing about what you did with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

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Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

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Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

The one you nicked from the Romans?

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Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

The one you nicked from the Romans?

Actually it was more forced on us than anything. We were perfectly happy with speaking with grunts and not bathing. Still are in fact.

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Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

The one you nicked from the Romans?

Actually it was more forced on us than anything. We perfectly happy with speaking with grunts and nothing bathing. Still are in fact.

You know, your actual perfect argument is staring you right in the face.

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Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Indigo_Dingo:

Decoy Doctorpus:

Cheeze_Pavilion:

Decoy Doctorpus:

You guys sure do hate black people and low cholesterol foods.

*cough*fish'n'chips*cough*

or I guess these days

*cought*chickentikkamasala*cough*

No. You don't get to play that shit American pig dog. Even the worst of our fast food (dog kebab probably) cannot match the sheer fucking crazed decadence of the Luthor burger.

Do not try that, you lose because of the Deep Fried Mars Bar (how ironic). That is almost the pinnacle of gluttony.

That would be a Scottish invention. Seperate country. We've had a few wars over it in fact.

Scotland is a part of the United Kingdom, isn't it? I still have to deal with shit from Tasmania....

You deserve it, you're all a bunch of criminals. We never did anything bad enough to warrant us being stuck with the Irish.

I think nearly wiping them all out through starvation, via taking nearly all their land for raising livestock for your own consumption, would count as doing something bad enough to warrant being stuck with them. Then there's the whole thing with Africa, India, us, the people who lived here before us.....

While I recognise your first few points you sure as hell can't blame the Abbos on us chum. That brutal shit was still going on 50 years ago.

Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

We gave stuff too. Like blankets with smallpox and the occasional cannon shell.

Oh nice language you've got there by the way.

The one you nicked from the Romans?

Actually it was more forced on us than anything. We perfectly happy with speaking with grunts and nothing bathing. Still are in fact.

You know, your actual perfect argument is staring you right in the face.

That we only acted like pricks because we were abused by our greasy itallian stepdads?

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Indigo_Dingo:
Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

I would have said it was the cannons and guns that did that.

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Indigo_Dingo:
The one you nicked from the Romans?

Actually it's more German. With French for the meat when it comes in off the Saxon farm to the Norman tables.

swine becomes pork

cow becomes beef

chicken become poultry, etc.

Gone Gonzo
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Decoy Doctorpus:

That we only acted like pricks because we were abused by our greasy itallian stepdads?

Roman. Its important to note that they were Roman. Important because they actually went to war against the Italians on a number of occasions.

That said, greasy Roman stepdad doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Armitage Shanks:

Decoy Doctorpus:

That we only acted like pricks because we were abused by our greasy itallian stepdads?

Roman. Its important to note that they were Roman. Important because they actually went to war against the Italians on a number of occasions.

That said, greasy Roman stepdad doesn't have the same ring to it.

Really? I always assumed the Romans were Italians. You learn something new every day.

Edit: Starting a seperate topic for this.

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scumofsociety:

Indigo_Dingo:
Yeah, but it really started with two words. "Terra Nullis." That little guilt free phrase the English could use to come in and take what they wanted.

I would have said it was the cannons and guns that did that.

Wounds will heal, deaths will be mourned - being classified as animals in the eyes of the law won't.

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