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Manbro
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Imagine you are a mad scientist and before you sits a creature creator? What creature would you create, why and what powers/attributes would it have?

I would create a Jesusaurus Rex (pretty sure I'm going to hell at this point). Half Jesus, half Tyrannosaurs Rex. It would have Holy powers and laser eyes, as well as being carnivorous.

Reaperman Wompa
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A computer and a dog. It would have:

1, The ability to use any voice
2, Anything a computer can do

Pretty much R2-D2 with fur, the ability to talk and snuggliness.

Scorch_Phoenix
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I am highly offended by you, and this whole thread. Good day to you sir!

Lord Krunk
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Sterrance.

image

Don't you want to hug it?

dalek sec
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Some kind of unholy mix of a shoggoth with bits of metal and tech inside it's body. So it'll be a mix of flesh, organs, bits of metal and so on always changing inside it's form.

hypothetical fact
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I would make a whole swarm of creatures with names that can only be pronounced through a series or gargling noises.

curlycrouton
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Uhhhh.

A Liger.

smallharmlesskitten
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1 - Dragorgon. half dragon half gorgon.
2 - Crion. a crow with the head of a lion
3 - some sheeple
4 - Bark. A combination of a shark and a bear. It has a marsupial pouch.

Danzorz
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Lord Krunk:
Sterrance.

image

Don't you want to hug it?

Boy I do love homestarrunner....
But I know someone else who rules image

Jolly Madness
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Giraffe+elephant, would be the silliest thing ever! Human+eagle, or has that already happened?

Amnestic
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A nymph.

Space Spoons
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Hyperchicken from beyond the moon. With goat legs.

rossatdi
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All hail the hypnotoad.

oddresin
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I create the Levamor, it is the infant of a dragon if you will care to look at it so.

Born without fire, with deep blue leathery and scaly (in parts) skin it has a head like a roaring lion (cant find the right picture that I had before), but with tough rubbery dreadlock like tentacles hanging down instead of a lions mane and no fur, a flatter face and wilder eyes. It's icy cold, and always drawing the heat from its surrounding- when it flies it leaves a trail as it freezes atmospheric moisture or something along those lines...

Anyway, it needs heat, it's always looking for fire and warm places- typically born from its shell in volcanos/nearby fissures ect where it can take the lava for heat energy, As only such powerful heat can ignite idunno its heart or something inside.

Then when its heart ignites it becomes what people call a dragon i suppose, though id rather not call it that. It doesnt eat people as you might expect, no they make lousy firewood. Instead its gruesome gnashers are put to use on trees, the Levamor is seen to be devouring large portions of woodlands during the day to feed the furnace in its belly. One can see the fire burning through the soft glowing skin of its belly. An unlit levamor is easy to kill if you are near cold enough water, as it will draw too much heat from the water, freezing itself inside. The unlit levamor is sentient in a way, some know the talk of men, their massive brains able to decifer the pages of the books that lay around after their destruction has been unleashed on a town. Two have learned the speech of men, but none have kept an audience long enough to speak to except Liphur, who was ruined by the hand of Athelon Kale.

A White hot levamor is a more difficult task. It uses its great wings to beat and blow wind to and fro, causing small vortex's of heat and flame that lash across the ground for hundreds of metres. You do not fight them in this state, you run to cool places. They see only blinding rage and have no order or direction. Weapons melt near them and so does the courage of even the brave.

Athelon Kale killed a levamor in such a way when he distracted the beast while his servant chained its leg to a boulder on the edge of the Altar mountains. Athelon then smote the cliff edge asunder with his hammer, the boulder dragging the Levamor to the bottom of the lake below, now frozen over even in the warmest summers where the levamor waits below, in what might be called hibernation, or inprisonment. His wrath will be mighty they say, when the beast is uncaged one day.

Wow, thats an awful ramble about nothing, but i'm a little drunk so forgive my lack of literacy.

ward.
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Something resembling an imp or echi side kick.

avykins
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Obviously a Succubus. With the power to suck the moon through a drinking straw.
That or a female abomination just because she would be fully customizable. ^_-

Dealin Burgers
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An intelligent forum user?
I kid. Something that eats people on a regular basis, make life a bit more exciting!

dalek sec
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Some kind of land shark as well.

MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69
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A political figure who isn't full of shit...

Dr_Baron_von_Evilsatan
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A Manbearpig

Amnestic:
A nymph.

I like where you're going.

The Iron Ninja
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Gerald
image
I have my reasons.

Amnestic
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Dr_Baron_von_Evilsatan:

Amnestic:
A nymph.

I like where you're going.

Everyone likes where I'm going, they just fail to admit it sometimes.

elraidal
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Leprechauns... no wait, they're kind of creepy. I know - a mini elephant! About 6" tall. That would be awesome.

Di22y
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A dog with the head of a dog and the tail of a dog with the body of a dog. I would call it dogsbody! It would have the power to bark or maybe atleast growl.

Molikroth
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I'd use it to make myself into a lich.

wewontdie11
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Erm... a zebra, with four arses, and erm....horns, it'll have three horns. Oh and it's got wheels too. So it's faster.

smallharmlesskitten
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Amnestic:
A nymph.

Dirty dirty dirty person

Spartan Bannana
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Danzorz:

Lord Krunk:
Sterrance.

image

Don't you want to hug it?

Boy I do love homestarrunner....
But I know someone else who rules image

where are those from?

archwiccan
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i would mixe odin and gilgamesh from FF8 and mix that with a baby canon oh yeah

LewsTherin
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A pegasus...because cars are for wimps.

SecretTacoNinja
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There is already the perfect animal...
And he goes by the name of:...

A human Reindeer, that can talk, and transform into seven other forms.
And he is, dare I say...
... Kawaii? :D

smallharmlesskitten
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SecretTacoNinja:
There is already the perfect animal...
And he goes by the name of:...

A human Reindeer, that can talk, and transform into seven other forms.
And he is, dare I say...
... Kawaii? :D

ONE PIECE!!!! Starts rapping/singing the intro!

Doomhammer828
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Well i think that i would have to go with an Oneiroi (child of primordial goddess nyx in greek mythology, ability to suck peoples lifeforce out by showing them their future) fir a couple of reasons.

1.) I could sell info about the future to people.
2.) It would be awesome to have the sons of a primodial goddess lying around.
3.) Being dream dwellers when they take a physical form they could most likely create one themselves which makes them fully customizable. :)

Bored Tomatoe
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A magical talking............RAT!!!! He would be named mike, have a low raspy voice and conduct an illegal gambling circuit for rats in my basement......sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

Ultrajoe
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I want to see what happens when a gorgon and a basilisk lock eyes.

If it creates a creature, i want it to be that one.

A snake with a mane of serpents.

Ultra.

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