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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2138 Joined: 13 Oct 2008     | |
Master Archivist  Posts: 9619 Joined: 22 Aug 2008     |
Eh, I was trying to find a picture of one of those small less sexualised fairy-type nymphs but I came up empty, so instead: Yep, s'about right. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2860 Joined: 30 Sep 2008     | Something like Navi but less annoying and invisible to everyone but me. That way I wouldn't feel left out of the fucking loop all the time, also it could interface with a computer like an AI program and hack the shit out of any program to get me free everything... I guess it would be like an AI that lived in my head but could work through my computer so, not technically a creature... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 391 Joined: 29 Jul 2008   | I'd create this giant, awesome duck right ... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1199 Joined: 11 Nov 2008    | I would mix a Komodo dragon and a vampire bat, then make it large enough to ride and tame it. All will fear the giant bat-lizard! |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 518 Joined: 15 Dec 2007  | cthulu |
Paperboy  Posts: 41 Joined: 20 Aug 2008    | I would have start with a wolf, the put a scorpion tail on it... Then it would have two 1 ft. horns on its head that curve back. It would have dragon wings and be able breath ice at people... Also it would have opposable thumbs on its front paws so it can hold a sword. Its legs would fold straight up against its body so it can fly more aerodynamically. Maybe it would have spikes down it's back as well, so people don't try to ride him... It would be like self-protection against hip dysplasia. It would be called a Scorwolgon! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1163 Joined: 9 Nov 2008  |
That was good for many chuckles. Kudos to you. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 18 Jun 2008   |
the Nymph that is pictured in the D&D monster manual (Version 3.5) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2849 Joined: 8 Jul 2008   |
Really Kitten?! Awesome :D We are, we are on the cruuuise~ |
Muckraker  Posts: 235 Joined: 20 Nov 2008   | The Alien. It would be awesome. It just would. Even if we all died it would still be the must awesomest thing ever. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 190 Joined: 15 Jul 2008   | The rule of mythical creatures is you take any normal creature, put wings on it and it's instantly more awesome. Horse + Wings = Pegasus Lion + Wings = Manticore Hawk + Wings = Double Hawk |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 1 Nov 2008  | A manticore needs a human head too, no? As well as a dragon/scorpion/snake tail. A lion with wings is just a griffin/gryphon. EDIT: Forgot griffins/gryphons need eagle heads. >.< |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008   | A half cow, half pig. Just to eat it. |
Beat Writer Posts: 190 Joined: 15 Jul 2008 | Oh shit i forgot about the scorpion tail, man thats like the main 'thing' a manticore has going for it...man its been a long time since I played Heroes 3 Oh i thought of a better one: Human + Wings = Angel (not a lame ass angel, I'm talking about the badasses from Heroes 3 with flaming swords and yeah, I'v got an oooold game disc I have to find.) EDIT:
YES! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 400 Joined: 1 Nov 2008 | God. |
Beat Writer Posts: 190 Joined: 15 Jul 2008 |
AHAHA good one, internet high five to you sir. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | I'd either make Yoda or a dog that looks like a zombie dog. |
BANNED  Posts: 125 Joined: 18 Sep 2008 | i'd create a race of people who look humans but have tails and transform into giant gorrilla's when they look at the moon and turn into super forms when they reach a certain level.....oh wait.....er...jesus loves you! i kid. i already created a race thats in the novel i am writing. but i can't be arsed writing it cos i'd be here all day. User was banned for: Poll: Will Smith and Obama doing a 69?. (Permanent) |
Paperboy Posts: 47 Joined: 12 Feb 2008    | http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7117712_ca150d06b5.jpg?v=0 |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 571 Joined: 8 Oct 2007   | I would create a house finch-sized falcon that would rest on my shoulder at most times and would have the twin abilities of quick-save and quick-load so that I would be able to redo anything that I wanted to. Of course it would only take commands from me, be invulnerable, and prevent zombie apocalypses. |
On the Record  Posts: 5542 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    |
I will point out that this isn't mythical, it's been crossbred before, but every time it was it was sterile. As for my answer, I would have to say a Cerebrelith. An 8 oot tall super-psionic demon. Under my control. Think of the implications! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 603 Joined: 18 Nov 2008  | A reasonable open minded liberal! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1120 Joined: 19 Nov 2008    | I'd create a succubus. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008    | One word: GODZILLLLAAAAAA! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1041 Joined: 29 May 2008   | a Dragon Made Completely Out of Boobs |
Beat Writer  Posts: 191 Joined: 27 May 2008 |
You sir, are, AWESOME |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 20 Nov 2008 | A pingrett, Penguin and Parrot |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1966 Joined: 13 Sep 2008    | A Turducken. Or cross a cow with a tiger and get a fierce carnivore with the advantages of free milk and external exhaust. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1299 Joined: 27 Mar 2008  | The Gloamglozer. Technically it IS mythical, yet mythical in another world. |
Muckraker  Posts: 343 Joined: 30 Jul 2008 |
Hmm, I had an idea when I came in here, but I like yours better. :) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1880 Joined: 7 Feb 2008  | I'd make a big, tamed dragon that I could ride on. Fire breathing and all. |
Muckraker  Posts: 261 Joined: 14 May 2008 | a beast with 7 heads and 10 horns under my control. i could say that i am the coming of Satan and this is the Antichrist, the christians would crap their pants and i would laugh for hours |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1260 Joined: 23 Sep 2008  |
yes all hail |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 668 Joined: 12 Jul 2008   | Beer: a cross between a bear and a deer that could serve alcoholic beverages from it's distillery-antlers |
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an atractive female who likes computergames other than the sims who likes me for who i am...and isn't a total nutter that once blinded a guy a know with "death powder" he was blind for 3 days!
why as i always attracted to the unattainable crazies who scare me
*whimpers in corner*