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Richard Groovy Pants:

TheGhostOfSin:

Wow, I really can say I've never even set my eye on those kind of ads at least on this site.
It's probably because my browser and certain add-ons blocks them but that wouldn't be costing The Escapist any money would it?
I mean they're already sponsored, the money is already there, or does it directly relate to how much hits the add gets?

Ad revenue is either based on views or clickthroughs. Sometimes a combination of both. If you aren't viewing or clicking on ads, then yes it costs the site money. We can't make you view ads, and we certainly understand how annoying they can get. But it's how we're able to make money to pay both for the resources the site uses, and pay the people like Yahtzee who provide the content.

It's simple, like a basic form of voting. If you don't like seeing this website or any of the videos like Zero Punctuation on it, block the ads running on the website. Eventually, if enough of our viewers do it, the website will go away. Along with all the content that runs on it. ;)

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The Iron Ninja:
The only thing that's going to really get to me about them is when it's going to happen in the RP forum.

"What dost thou say sir tristram? Shall we tally forth and bring an end to the vile influence of the evil lord Lutheriad and his armies of darkness, bringing peace back to this war torn world once and for all?"

"Ads by google: Vikings? Prostate Cancer? Death Metal? Pokemon? "

"Yes sir Haldorf, I... wait, what?"

High Larrious.

King of the Yetis
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As irritating as I find google ads (while i understand the new for ad revenue, at any given time at least 40% of my screen is taken up by ads for the fucking lich king) they are occasionally hilarious. All this talk about pop up blockers being a good way to get banned? Guess what that's brought up adverts for.

Gone Gonzo
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Kross:
Ad revenue is either based on views or clickthroughs. Sometimes a combination of both. If you aren't viewing or clicking on ads, then yes it costs the site money. We can't make you view ads, and we certainly understand how annoying they can get. But it's how we're able to make money to pay both for the resources the site uses, and pay the people like Yahtzee who provide the content.

It's simple, like a basic form of voting. If you don't like seeing this website or any of the videos like Zero Punctuation on it, block the ads running on the website. Eventually, if enough of our viewers do it, the website will go away. Along with all the content that runs on it. ;)

My only problem with the ads you have here are that they cause so much slow down.

King of the Yetis
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TheGhostOfSin:

Kross:
Ad revenue is either based on views or clickthroughs. Sometimes a combination of both. If you aren't viewing or clicking on ads, then yes it costs the site money. We can't make you view ads, and we certainly understand how annoying they can get. But it's how we're able to make money to pay both for the resources the site uses, and pay the people like Yahtzee who provide the content.

It's simple, like a basic form of voting. If you don't like seeing this website or any of the videos like Zero Punctuation on it, block the ads running on the website. Eventually, if enough of our viewers do it, the website will go away. Along with all the content that runs on it. ;)

My only problem with the ads you have here are that they cause so much slow down.

EDIT: Zooming into the screen is grand Decoy

Virgil:
For future reference, promoting the zoom button and/or the scroll button on our site, which relies on ads to provide content, is a fast track to get banned permanently and immediately.

Gone Gonzo
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I've noticed that people moan about the sounds the ads make, mine don't make noise

Actually if I zoom out at all I can't read any text (bad eyesight) that's what I get for having a tiny screen

King of the Yetis
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Heh.

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wilsonscrazybed:

Radelaide:
LOL.

As I look at this thread now it goes:
"Ads by Google: Pop-up blocker, Ad blocker, Pop-up blocker, second coming of Christ"

Lolwhat?

Their adverts seem rather flacid. Perhaps there is someway they could design a pill for adsense to last longer.

(c'mon people help me change these ads!)

It'll be a stiff challenge, thats for sure, lasting long in these conditions is a competitive task. One sniff of that stuff-blocker and the hard times just start rolling those poor sites that need adverts to stay the distance. They try to please their users, but they just run out of steam too early. They need something to help keep them in the game.

Something to stiffen their resolve. Harden their resilience, lengthen and engorge their page hits.

But what?

Viagra. That's what. Subtlety my blue, shiny ass.

Gone Gonzo
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742:

Reaperman Wompa:
Has anyone else noticed that the ads kind of mirror the site? I mean that they are very calm, unobtrusive ads but at the same time can be absolutely insane. Just a thought...

explain please, i dont get it. also, viagra.

The ads sit there, not really screaming at you while in simple calm text ramble on about random things, seeming a bit insane. I mean a discussion with half way through the page ads for Jesus and ad blockers is a bit strange. Just like the escapist.

Beat Writer
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I didn't notice the ads until I was browsing through this thread :D
The only ads I hate are ones that make sounds, especially when you're meant to be quiet. D:

Infamous Scribbler
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As long as you guys don't do the splash screens, i'll manage. 'Click to continue' annoys the shit out of me.

BANNED
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Speaking of Pop-ups, guess what my Google ads were for?

POP-UP BLOCKERS! Fuckin' funny to me...

That's what I get for coming into the discussion so late... Ninja'd by three-quarters of the Male Enhancement thread...

Viagra...

User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
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Dommyboy:
You don't get any Google ads though it seems to annoy a lot of site owners.

why was he banned for this? smells of corruption!

Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:

Dommyboy:
You don't get any Google ads though it seems to annoy a lot of site owners.

why was he banned for this? smells of corruption!

The parts of his post he was banned for were removed (either by himself or by a mod, I don't know)
The rule seems to be that you don't mention any kind of ad-blockers, or you get poked with a very sharp stick.

BANNED
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I say, that all users, should rise against the Admins!!! Or at least, tell us how we become omnipotenet dieties like they are!!!

P.S. Pretty Please?

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The Amazing Orgazmo:
I say, that all users, should rise against the Admins!!! Or at least, tell us how we become omnipotenet dieties like they are!!!

P.S. Pretty Please?

Nah I'm good, I like it here, and the adverts no longer irritate me.

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I lost a little respect for the site when i saw them, i hate those sloppy google ads.

User was banned for: Poll: Round 4 - North: (1) Turbine vs (2) Valve. (Permanent)
Pulitzer Laureate
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I'll bet that the ad on this thread will read, "looking for ads? Look HERE!"

Gone Gonzo
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Baby Tea:
...or some of those stupid smiley ones or something.

Say Something!....What?

Gone Gonzo
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I can live with them. I sometimes get a laugh out of how stupid some of them are. I just had to click on the one that said "Sell you car, for FREE"

Gone Gonzo
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wilsonscrazybed:
Also, it makes for a great forum game, trying to get the ads to say something completely contrary to the thread at hand while still posting in context. Viagra!

Lol, thats funny. peniscake!

Gone Gonzo
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Never mind....*laughs*

Gone Gonzo
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axia777:
Get (mumble mumble mumble) It blocks all ads.

Goodbye then.

Edit: as in, "goodbye Axia777 who didn't read the rules already stated in this thread about mentioning (mumble mumble mumble)," not "goodbye ads, I'm going to to take Axia777's advice"
Besides I don't have (mumble mumble)

Infamous Scribbler
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Codgo:
I lost a little respect for the site when i saw them, i hate those sloppy google ads.

Perhaps they could be altered in a way to blend in more with the forums? Like a regular posting from a "google-ads" forum name or something.

Beat Writer
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OuroborosChoked:
I dunno. That Banjo Ka-whatever game ad is really annoying...

*page finishes loading*

*music starts playing*

Where the hell is that coming from?!?

*scrolls up and down and up and down until the animation catches his eye*

Seriously, I don't even own an Xbox and if I did, I wouldn't buy the game anyway. STOP BOTHERING ME!

Yes, I hate that one too. Trying to listen to my music and then that ad suddenly starts blaring out of my speakers.

Gone Gonzo
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I see an ad for a ad/pop-up blocker, thats good good advertising.

Gone Gonzo
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TheGhostOfSin:

I am glad I don't see that. :) *wink wink*

Gone Gonzo
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Ultrajoe:

wilsonscrazybed:

Radelaide:
LOL.

As I look at this thread now it goes:
"Ads by Google: Pop-up blocker, Ad blocker, Pop-up blocker, second coming of Christ"

Lolwhat?

Their adverts seem rather flacid. Perhaps there is someway they could design a pill for adsense to last longer.

(c'mon people help me change these ads!)

It'll be a stiff challenge, thats for sure, lasting long in these conditions is a competitive task. One sniff of that stuff-blocker and the hard times just start rolling those poor sites that need adverts to stay the distance. They try to please their users, but they just run out of steam too early. They need something to help keep them in the game.

Something to stiffen their resolve. Harden their resilience, lengthen and engorge their page hits.

But what?

Viagra. That's what. Subtlety my blue, shiny ass.

You're my hero.

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Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Erection problems!

But seriously now, do they have to be in the middle of the page?! I like Larenxis's idea. Why can't we put them to the side or under the page so it's not right in our faces. Plus it looks horrible and is so annoying. I know I'm bound to acceidently hit one while looking through posts one day.

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PurpleRain:
Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Erection problems!

But seriously now, do they have to be in the middle of the page?! I like Larenxis's idea. Why can't we put them to the side or under the page so it's not right in our faces. Plus it looks horrible and is so annoying. I know I'm bound to acceidently hit one while looking through posts one day.

I think that is kind of the idea. If you want to avoid the danger, just keep your cursor to one of the sides. /smirk

Gone Gonzo
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@ Kross: OMG, I want a pony too!!1

PurpleRain:
Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Erection problems!

But seriously now, do they have to be in the middle of the page?! I like Larenxis's idea. Why can't we put them to the side or under the page so it's not right in our faces. Plus it looks horrible and is so annoying. I know I'm bound to acceidently hit one while looking through posts one day.

The only problem with that plan is that it makes the ads so unobtrusive they don't actually get many clicks, which is the whole point. Personally, I find the big banner ads more annoying, since they ruin the aesthetic of the forums with big splashes of colour where the theme here is a whit, grey and blue. The new ads at least fit this aesthetic enough that I can explain them away.

Time Lord
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wilsonscrazybed:

Tattaglia:

I thought Christ was the Ultimate Pop-Up Blocker?

Only if you're a Catholic.

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists...

Gone Gonzo
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How can you survive without Viagra?!

I find the ads hilarious right now.

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