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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2946 Joined: 16 Aug 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3784 Joined: 14 Oct 2007     | To Brad Pitt: "Go back to Snatch and Fight Club." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1128 Joined: 19 Jun 2008     | I almost forgot... To Michael Bolton: "The power of christ compels you!" (preferably whilst throwing holy water in his face) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 931 Joined: 17 Sep 2008     | I would go back again and tell Eve to take a bite. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2491 Joined: 29 Mar 2008   | Dear Freddie Mercury, Kurt Cobain, Jeff Buckley and Rivers Cuomo you guys stopped me killing myself. Thank you To Leo Fender To Bon Scott |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 58 Joined: 8 Oct 2008   | I would like to remind the famous people that they all once descended from peons such as ourselves, and never forget us please. |
Muckraker  Posts: 258 Joined: 12 Nov 2008   | Keep your opinions to your damn self.. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 143 Joined: 27 Oct 2008  | To nearly all politicians: "VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT EVIL!!!" To Hollywood: "MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL!! EVEN IF IT SUCKS, GIMME SOMETHING NEW!!" To the video game industry(American): "HALO AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT ARE NOT WORTH RIPPING OFF!!" To the video game industry(Japanese): "BIG BOOBS AND EYES DON'T MAKE UP FOR LOUSY STORY, BORING CHARACTERS, AND DUMB GAMEPLAY!!" To Eiichiro Oda(author of the One Piece manga): "THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WELL-THOUGHT OUT SERIES!!" To Gene Wilder(my favorite actor): "YOU MADE THE FILM INDUSTRY A BETTER PLACE!!" That is all. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2328 Joined: 8 Dec 2007  | If I could, I'd walk up to Tom Cruise and yell: "What the *Be-e-e-e-e-e-e-ep*?!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008 |
I think we all want to do that... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1379 Joined: 7 Feb 2008  | Gabe Newell "What toppings do you like to put in your burgers, sir?" |
On the Record  Posts: 6864 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | There are quite a few questions I'd like to ask of Jesus. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3584 Joined: 6 Aug 2008  | Most celebrities: Fighting for good causes is good, but you are not famous enough to make people care so go away. To All actors: You will never be as cool/manly/sexy/godlike/etc as Bruce Campbell or Bruce Lee, stop trying. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2735 Joined: 5 Aug 2008  |
Truer words have never been spoken. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3584 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 |
Maybe it's something to do with the name Bruce, but they really do pwn (yes I used it, couldn't think of anything better, don't judge me) all other actors. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 2 Mar 2008  | ...To Cliffy B (yes, he counts): Dude. Stop actig like a frat-boy. Seriously. You're never not going to be Cliffy B. if you don't. To Shigeru Miyamoto:... I wouldn't actually say anything at first. I would just kowtow. Then, I would say something to the effect of either Shin-Sama (Literally, God), or Kami-Sama (also god, though slightly less literally). To Christian Bale (Did I spell his first name right?): Lighten up on the Batman voice just a wee-bit. I like the growl, you just overdoing it a bit. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2788 Joined: 10 Apr 2008    | I'd tell Jim Morrison to go solo and stick to something a little less deadly than heroine. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3784 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 |
I've got a better idea. Introduce him to death metal. Watch as he realises that he can't do it anywhere near as well as he thinks. The fucker. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3350 Joined: 3 Apr 2008    |
He can Death Speak... that is about it |
Muckraker  Posts: 227 Joined: 22 Feb 2008   | I'd tell Bruce Campbell I love him in a heterosexual manner but with all possibilities of it blooming into something so much more... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2604 Joined: 8 Jul 2008  | To Paris Hilton: Hi Paris, want to play a game? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3350 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
Add Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, Jonas Brothers and....... Miley cyrus We can sing songs from one piece! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 8 Aug 2008 | "Hey Uwe Boll! How about to some .50 caliber aspirin?" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2604 Joined: 8 Jul 2008 |
Add to that list Ricky Gervais, that bitch who sang 'I Kissed A Girl', every rapper, Ewe Boll, Nickelback, Kerry Katona, Jordan, the guys who thought the 4kids dub of One Piece was a good idea. And we've got a fun game... I give ten thousand cookies to anyone who draws that... :D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3350 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
No.... Ricky Gervais is God! He gave us Karl Pilkington! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 20 Nov 2008 | Isaac Pitman - "Who are you?" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2604 Joined: 8 Jul 2008 |
I don't like him. :P |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3350 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBlZIXu3Yg He worked with Gervais and Merchant when they did radio and when they did Podcasts. Watch it for a while then comment (It is rather long) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 603 Joined: 18 Nov 2008   | I would like to ask anjelina jolie to be gentle with me, at least to start! |
Paperboy Posts: 31 Joined: 19 Nov 2008 | id tell this to bill gates. "DIE COMPUTER FREAK! DIE" |
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To all rappers: Stop. Now. You are not ghetto. Nor coo. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. *Throws grenades*