Does anyone here have a mortal enemy?

My mortal enemies are squirrels. They became my mortal enemies due to an incident involving a trash can and a BB gun. If I see a squirrel on the rode, I will not swerve to avoid it.

DAN!!!!!!

for me its ducks, i was feed some little ducklings and then i decided to through an entire slce of bread out and it landed on one of the ducklings head and then the mom attacked me, stupid freaking ducks

Beowulf DW:

My mortal enemies are squirrels. They became my mortal enemies due to an incident involving a trash can and a BB gun. If I see a squirrel on the rode, I will not swerve to avoid it.

Someone seems to be channelling Dogen from Psychonauts...
And to answer the question, no, I have no mortal enemies of which I know.

fluffylandmine:
DAN!!!!!!

What did I do to you?

fluffylandmine:
DAN!!!!!!

How do you know my name? Only some one who knows me personally would make the connection between me, squirrels, trash cans and BB guns.

Hm... I'd have to say Uwe Boll. Many video games had movie potential, and he ruined their chances. It's a good thing we're finally falling out of that.
::crosses fingers in hopes that the Warcraft movie is good::

Not to mention he's a prick. He didn't directly do anything to me, but I've always wanted to make movies, and he's hurt the industry so I guess he's also wronged me in a way?

My list fo mortal enemies is too long to list

anybody that wants me to give it a shot is welcome to beg me...

and this should be in the forum games section

sirdanrhodes:

fluffylandmine:
DAN!!!!!!

What did I do to you?

Beowulf DW:

fluffylandmine:
DAN!!!!!!

How do you know my name? Only some one who knows me personally would make the connection between me, squirrels, trash cans and BB guns.

I don't know you two personally so I don't believe either of you are the right Dan.

I'm suprised this wasn't filled with "Jack Thompson"

Everyone who ever says "____ is fail" and thinks they're not mentally handicapped.

Beowulf DW:

My mortal enemies are squirrels.

My friend has the same problem.

I would have to go with Edgeworth though.
OBJECTION!

Seriously he's a dick.

The table cleaner I posted about in the "What gets your goat?" thread a couple days ago is no. 1 on my list.

Ben S. He knows why.

I'm about love, not hate.

Simalacrum:
mushrooms. they must all die. no explanations. they must be exterminated from this planet.

bugger this must be how the first seeds of genocide are sown.... one man with a little bit of power and a little bit of discrimination...

still, mushrooms aren't human, and im not powerful. my opinion stands.

BLASPHEMYˇˇˇˇ you shall perish in the depths of the mushroom hellˇˇ ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM KLANˇˇˇ

sorry... *cough* *cough* my worst enemy is hard work

Super Mario, fucks sake i swear he does not listen to my commands

My little sister. Spawn of Lucifer that one.

crimson5pheonix:
Spiders. I was mowing my lawn once when I was 10 or so and I went through a spider web that had a corn spider (I think is what they're called) and went on for a few feet, then felt something on my back. Then I felt something on my shoulder. I looked over and it was just sitting on my shoulder like a parrot. A parrot that might have been very venomous.

For those who don't know or if I don't know the name of this spider, they get to about 5 inches long not including the legs and they are black with yellow and red markings.

Where do you live? I want to never go there.

My mortal enemy? Jokingly, it would be things with refined sugar. So bad, yet so good. Seriously, it would be self-doubt. So many decisions in life. Which is good, which is bad. What's the difference?

xitel:
Myself. Seriously, I can't beat me.

That compounded with your avatar made my day.

Currently it's been a long-running saga of my mortal enemy being Morals vs. Stupid wants.

Fly's except sometimes I think they are truly immortal....

xitel:

Morals vs. Stupid Wants? Hah! Stupid wants win out all the time.

One would think.
It's been a hard battle since I was just a lad, and now Morals are winning.

I am my own worst enemy.....wait...wasnt that a song?

The University Firewall! I can't play games )-;

I do not oppose indaviduals, I oppose ideas. My foe is stupidity, a plauge that affects 90% of humans.

Mosquitoes!

If not them, then water; Water may be the source of all life, but that includes mosquitoes!

Bees how they like to sting me...i hate them and vow revenge on them.