My own Xbox 360 . . .
It freezes at the most infuriating times, especially when I haven't saved in about half an hour.
Then the rings came. . .

QTE's aremy enemy, i don't react to quickly

Cheeseburgers because they are out to kill me

jim_doki:
Gerald.

Just wanted to let you know

I hope you're happy with yourself, he probably won't stop crying for days.

You want to know my nemesis?

People who tell Chuck Norris jokes.
^{To avoid everyone telling Chuck Norris jokes and saying "Do you hate me now?" I should mention that I meant people who tell Chuck Norris jokes and actually think they are being funny}

The Iron Ninja:

I hope you're happy with yourself, he probably won't stop crying for days.

oh my god

thats just too adorable. i cant hate something that cute. im sorry Gerald. I don't see you as a nemesis as such, more a rival. You are my Gary Oak if you will

^{am i really apologising to a fictional cartoon crab because it's crying? this new energy drink is awesome}

My cat, Mittens.

He may be cute and cuddly on the outside, but inside he is a trained killer. He will most likely use his adorable paws that look like Mittens to strangle me as i lay sleeping.

Him and Frank. You know who you are you bastard!

Dust, slowing/collecting down my computer more one day at a time

jim_doki:

The Iron Ninja:

I hope you're happy with yourself, he probably won't stop crying for days.

oh my god

thats just too adorable. i cant hate something that cute. im sorry Gerald. I don't see you as a nemesis as such, more a rival. You are my Gary Oak if you will

^{am i really apologising to a fictional cartoon crab because it's crying? this new energy drink is awesome}

Gerald has recovered from his sadness.
He apologises about the whole "always taking the pokemon which has an advantage over yours" thing.

I hate the squirrels...sooo much. They eat my plants and makes me a sadddd Panda.

The Iron Ninja:

jim_doki:

The Iron Ninja:

I hope you're happy with yourself, he probably won't stop crying for days.

oh my god

thats just too adorable. i cant hate something that cute. im sorry Gerald. I don't see you as a nemesis as such, more a rival. You are my Gary Oak if you will

^{am i really apologising to a fictional cartoon crab because it's crying? this new energy drink is awesome}

Gerald has recovered from his sadness.
He apologises about the whole "always taking the pokemon which has an advantage over yours" thing.

Can I cook him now?

Hatred, hmmm, let's see, I hate ... uh ... radroaches.

It appears I have a new mortal enemy.

*adds cainx10a to the list*

Gothic Novel:
Fly's except sometimes I think they are truly immortal....

Bugs for me. Anything that has more than four legs is evil and makes my scalp itch. *shivers**scratches scalp obsessively*

Also Canadian Geese. (Nothing against Canadians, just their geese.) I went to Niagra Falls with my Girl Scout troop: I was feeding ducks, and suddenly the hugest goose in the history of ever comes screaming out of nowhere and starts trying to bite me. I run and it chases me, all around this little park. Finally I think to run to the car--which the troop leader had left unlocked for troop feeding purposes--and I jump in. The goose stands out there honking and flapping until the end of time, when my mom came over and smacked it a couple times with a tour book.

I hate them with the burning passion of a hundred thousand flaming suns.

My mortal enemies...ostriches.

I'd rather not go into detail.

Gravity, it keeps me down and causes most accidents.

Seth McFarlane.

The travel agent Thomas Cook! He knows what he did!!

Centipedes.

Oh, sure, snatching houseflies is good sport, but that's all it is, a game, really...I'm just as happy using a flyswatter.

Spiders are awesomely groovy, but remember, some can kill, show some respect.

Millipedes are mellow.

But nothing awakens my ninja bug crushing reflex like the centipede.

Invisi-bullets!

Beowulf DW:
Does anyone here have a mortal enemy?

My mortal enemies are squirrels. They became my mortal enemies due to an incident involving a trash can and a BB gun. If I see a squirrel on the rode, I will not swerve to avoid it.

Gee, thanks

Crows.
They started a fight on my dog once and as i ran to scare the crows away i slipped over into some mud.
As i sat up there was a crow in my face... It was about 10 inches from my face :(
Thats really made me hate them.

Doors.

They're out to get me.

Stairs...If I can go a week without falling up or down them it has been a lucky week for me...

jebus

Hmmm.....where do I start?

The Daily Mail.
The entire Toryparty, with the exclusion of Winston Chruchill and Johnathen Swift.
God.
America.
Italy.
Soap Operas....I would kill everyone who is involved in making them if I could get away with it...which I can't.
JMeganSnow.
JMeganSnow's varient Jesus, by the name of Ayn Rand.
Extremists who I'm not friends with.
Afriakaans people who sit in London pubs and bitch about England.
Pakistantis who bitch about England, period.
Most of the Middle East.
Most of Southern England.
China.
Allah.
Whoever corrupted Budvar into Bud....weiser (is quietly sick). Such perveters of the natural order deserve no mercy.
Nazis.
American soldiers in war movies who destroy entire German/British/Russian/Vietnamese regiments whose names aren't John Wayne or Randolph Scott
People who make no attempt to use capitalisation or correct spelling, or indeed punctuation.
UCAS.
Whoever decieded to cancel Blackadder.
Whoever at the BBC that keeps making shite shows- Little Britian, Catherine Tate etc...
Political correctness. Possibly the foulest scourge upon our planet since Hitler blew his brains out.
Many other things, which bear not repeating.
Cats.

fluffylandmine:
DAN!!!!!!

'Scuse me?

The Ignorant. Need I say more?

Mr. Squirrel:

Beowulf DW:
Does anyone here have a mortal enemy?

My mortal enemies are squirrels. They became my mortal enemies due to an incident involving a trash can and a BB gun. If I see a squirrel on the rode, I will not swerve to avoid it.

Gee, thanks

Don't get too worked up. Although squirrels are my mortal enemies, you're actually number 2 on my death list. Number 1 is Yahtzee's hat, and I have yet to think of a feasible method of destruction.

I have many. People provoke the hate in me. Gets interesting when they realize that they can't win. Ever.

penguins aren't my mortal enemies but it should be noted that their conspiracy to take over the world with the help of the sheep is pretty evil.
My true mortal enemy is santa........why? "he sees you when you're sleeping"..........(cough) pervert. who would allow some pervert in a red coat to pass out judgement on who's naughty and nice and. And does anyone know if a flying sleigh is legal in any countries airspace?

Idiots and bigots are my enemy

HomeAliveIn45:
The H.A.L. 9000 computer series.

dang it! you beat me to it!

Tnen I would have to say that Bill gates and Jack Thompson share first place...

As a worthy runner up: Adam Sandler!

Fondant:
Hmmm.....where do I start?

The Daily Mail.
The entire Toryparty, with the exclusion of Winston Chruchill and Johnathen Swift.
God.
America.
Italy.
Soap Operas....I would kill everyone who is involved in making them if I could get away with it...which I can't.
JMeganSnow.
JMeganSnow's varient Jesus, by the name of Ayn Rand.
Extremists who I'm not friends with.
Afriakaans people who sit in London pubs and bitch about England.
Pakistantis who bitch about England, period.
Most of the Middle East.
Most of Southern England.
China.
Allah.
Whoever corrupted Budvar into Bud....weiser (is quietly sick). Such perveters of the natural order deserve no mercy.
Nazis.
American soldiers in war movies who destroy entire German/British/Russian/Vietnamese regiments whose names aren't John Wayne or Randolph Scott
People who make no attempt to use capitalisation or correct spelling, or indeed punctuation.
UCAS.
Whoever decieded to cancel Blackadder.
Whoever at the BBC that keeps making shite shows- Little Britian, Catherine Tate etc...
Political correctness. Possibly the foulest scourge upon our planet since Hitler blew his brains out.
Many other things, which bear not repeating.
Cats.

You have a lot of ate in you, don't you...

Mine is probably Me, no scratch that its the out of date food monster, always ruining perfectly good food...

^{I'm gonna kick that guy in the face}

Fanboy:
Mosquitoes!

If not them, then water; Water may be the source of all life, but that includes mosquitoes!

I wish they weren't. My parents are starting to say I materialize them because they bite me every chance they get. Let's just say I'd have to swim in insect repellent before going to the forest in July.

Jursa:

Fanboy:
Mosquitoes!

If not them, then water; Water may be the source of all life, but that includes mosquitoes!

I wish they weren't. My parents are starting to say I materialize them because they bite me every chance they get. Let's just say I'd have to swim in insect repellent before going to the forest in July.

or simply dont go to the forest in July...

well I wouldnt really call her a mortal enemy but well I would do everything to get rid of her: Hana Montana- oh and I probably know the mortal enemy of one third of american people- stairs

My mortal enemy is Shadowchu from the Gleemax forums. He is also known as Ben on the Woodenmarble forums which I shall not speak of here.