Team Rocket damn it!

When I lived in LA, my mortal enemies were the cock roaches that were the size of rats...good god those things were evil!!!

EA! (need I say more?)

and

The Prussian Army of 1756 (they know why!)

My mortal enemy is COR 2000.

I built my own army, in an attempt to destroy him. He will pay for what he has done!

Kapn Kyuubi (is his gamer tag get him and tea bag him mohahahahahaha)

nah he aint really but we do get to a point in games were one of us must be the best o.O

Math

rottenbutter:
My mortal enemy is COR 2000.

I built my own army, in an attempt to destroy him. He will pay for what he has done!

Ah, if it isn't my own mortal enemy, Rottenbutter. He will pay for going from fresh to rotten on me! And so will his Anti-COR army!

The Twilight book series, for what they have done to the great name of vampire fiction

Stairs. I can't count how many times I've fallen down them. That, and sharp table and desk corners.

COR 2000:

rottenbutter:
My mortal enemy is COR 2000.

I built my own army, in an attempt to destroy him. He will pay for what he has done!

Ah, if it isn't my own mortal enemy, Rottenbutter. He will pay for going from fresh to rotten on me! And so will his Anti-COR army!

It's your fault I went rotten, and you know it! My army will wipe you from the face of the Earth.

Gravity.damn you Issac Newton!
Dane Cook.
Souilja boy or however it is he spells it these days.

oh and of course,the Mcnalty brothers, from the wonderful city o' Dublin.

-Chaos-
It is my foil. It is my rival. It is a character I made on Soul Calibur IV.

rottenbutter:

COR 2000:

rottenbutter:
My mortal enemy is COR 2000.

I built my own army, in an attempt to destroy him. He will pay for what he has done!

Ah, if it isn't my own mortal enemy, Rottenbutter. He will pay for going from fresh to rotten on me! And so will his Anti-COR army!

It's your fault I went rotten, and you know it! My army will wipe you from the face of the Earth.

Hey, the Expiration date said 10/20, So I thought that If I ate you a day before, you would be just fine! And good luck with your army. They'll be no match for my Escapist supporters! Who's with me?!

Gothic Novel:
Fly's except sometimes I think they are truly immortal....

Flies are my dad's mortal enemy. He got a Texas Fly Swatter (5 times larger than the average fly swatter) just so he could kill a particularly persistent fly.

Undercooked rice is my mortal enemy.....It enjoys nothing better than to get stuck halfway down my esophagus, causing me tremendous amounts of pain.

Well-cooked rice, though, is pure bliss.

Another mortal enemy of mine is Mozart- not in terms of listening, but playing...It's just so difficult to make Mozart fun to play...

Lukeje:

And to answer the question, no, I have no mortal enemies of which I know.

Muahaha, then my plan is working perfectly.

Beowulf DW:

Gothic Novel:
Fly's except sometimes I think they are truly immortal....

Flies are my dad's mortal enemy. He got a Texas Fly Swatter (5 times larger than the average fly swatter) just so he could kill a particularly persistent fly.

God I hate flies, i'm glad they're only really around for summer.

my mortal enemy is you. you, with your society of jugdment, with your standards and often double standards, careless principles and pride. you, with your fear of being who you are, you, who are afraid of taking action. you, who argues without knowing what you argue about, you who act smug and superior when you are not. you, who believe fanatically in a single principle, material object or law. you, who think you are always right.

until the day i die, i will make sure that everything happens so that YOU will change. for the better of everyone else.

theklng:
my mortal enemy is you. you, with your society of jugdment, with your standards and often double standards, careless principles and pride. you, with your fear of being who you are, you, who are afraid of taking action. you, who argues without knowing what you argue about, you who act smug and superior when you are not. you, who believe fanatically in a single principle, material object or law. you, who think you are always right.

until the day i die, i will make sure that everything happens so that YOU will change. for the better of everyone else.

Whoa.

This guy is hardcore.

Japanese. I swear to god this language is so hard to learn it's causing me to lose my mind.

- Bees
- Shiny things
- Myself (what can I say, he's just so devillishly handsome and clever)
- women
- restraining orders
- laws

The H.A.L. 9000 computer series.

Arachnids.

I used to suffer from arachnophobia (having a 20-cm spider jump on your face will do that to certain people I guess) but now I just loathe them.

Pity the poor spider that dares venture into my abode.

Team-Killers cuase you generally can't do anything about them without becoming what you hate even if it's just targeted it at the repeat offender(s) unless your the host or admin.

COR 2000:

rottenbutter:

COR 2000:

rottenbutter:
My mortal enemy is COR 2000.

I built my own army, in an attempt to destroy him. He will pay for what he has done!

Ah, if it isn't my own mortal enemy, Rottenbutter. He will pay for going from fresh to rotten on me! And so will his Anti-COR army!

It's your fault I went rotten, and you know it! My army will wipe you from the face of the Earth.

Hey, the Expiration date said 10/20, So I thought that If I ate you a day before, you would be just fine! And good luck with your army. They'll be no match for my Escapist supporters! Who's with me?!

I'm planning upon spectating at that spectacle.

Truly I would have picnic in the celebration of you two wiping one another out and fight to the last rusted and blood stained bullet ,and the last over worked and over exerted man.

Truly such a sight must not go without fried chicken and kool-aid.

the protaginist:
Gravity.damn you Issac Newton!
Dane Cook.
Souilja boy or however it is he spells it these days.

Cheaters on online games too.
This weekend we had a speedhacker on one of the servers I play on. Seriosuly, he had a hack that made him go really, really fast. When he was a pyro he was incredibly annoying and as a scout he was so fast he was useless. Even with the hacking he sucked.

That dick who lives up my street.

Obsessive FANBOYS! they're so annoying. and always seem to start flame wars

my mortal enemy is people who make forum threads about asking people who there mortal enemies are... and fish

Gerald. We're always competing for FeNinja's affection

the only problem is that i'm not sure he's mortal
EDIT:
on a serious note, Let's go with Cityrail, the rail company here that can't figure out how to keep a carriage clean and cockhead free

I used to have a mortal enemy from school until he was involved in a car crash. Now I just feel sorry for him.

The Doctor, son of a bitch keeps ruining my people's plans.

Honestly though alot of things.

Anything that is in the body of water that touches my feet. I hate swimming and feeling something under me.

Poloitical Correctness and poor spelling/grammar/punctuation.

Everything and nothing simultaneously. Beat that, people who want to sound profound!

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Gahars:
The Twilight book series, for what they have done to the great name of vampire fiction

True that. That, or what it's done to vamps in general. I mean, I was a werewolf fan in the first place, but Twilight made me truly despise vampires. Curse you, Stephanie Meyer! *shakes fist*