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Gone Gonzo
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Liberals are my mortal enemy.

Muckraker
Posts: 332
Joined: 17 Aug 2008

A classmate of mine...
Actually he's more of a rival than an enemy really...
He's a guy I like as a friend, but still want to kill in the most painful manner.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 79
Joined: 13 Nov 2008

That Fucking Mile High Club Achievement!!! 3 Xbox 360 Controllers were ended to that... to that... insanely difficult achievement. Ive got it now, but oh my me was that annoying.

Muckraker
Posts: 305
Joined: 1 Oct 2008

Gravity.

One day I will have my revenge.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3086
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

Laura...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2275
Joined: 13 Sep 2007

Basically, zealots. Not restricted to religion though.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 750
Joined: 24 Sep 2008

Khaaan!!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3695
Joined: 8 May 2008

My brother. Bastard moves into my freaking house and within 3 days we have our first fist fight. I really should just poison the bastard or stab him in his sleep...

Beat Writer
Posts: 194
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

[a href="http://contrabassconversations.com/2008/02/11/bugs-bunny-is-my-mortal-enemy-story-time-3-audio-episode/"] Bugs Bunny [/A]

Edit: I'm an idiot

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1166
Joined: 23 Jul 2008

Danny Ocean:

fluffylandmine:
DAN!!!!!!

'Scuse me?

How could I forget you? But no it's another Dan.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2849
Joined: 8 Jul 2008

Stupid people, and any form of insect unless they're dead.

Beat Writer
Posts: 212
Joined: 16 Oct 2008

Mine was called Glyn. Then I told him I wasn't trying to steal his friends.

Now its my cat, shes cute and she purrs whenever I stroke her.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 9 Oct 2008

ZeroMachine:

::crosses fingers in hopes that the Warcraft movie is good::

There making a movie?

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 11 Oct 2008

gremily:

ZeroMachine:

::crosses fingers in hopes that the Warcraft movie is good::

There making a movie?

Yep, it's coming out next year (or so they say). Legendary is working on it, so since they have the same people behind it that did Dark Knight and 300, not to mention that the actual writers of the Warcraft story are writing the script, we can be sure that it'll be good at least.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 931
Joined: 17 Sep 2008

The sun. Always watching me throught the day. One day I'll blow it up, mwahahaaaaaa!

EDIT: Forgot to mention I am fine with the moon.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 360
Joined: 8 Sep 2008

Other fat people are my mortal enemy.... they teal MY food.

Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 5 Nov 2008

My nemisis is that christing Dahaka! What a dick move.

"Hey Dahaka, you're interupting my videogame."

Copy Clerk
Posts: 83
Joined: 1 Nov 2008

Toast! I will get you someday!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2942
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

Twilight.

Just....no.

Muckraker
Posts: 349
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Geese and Swans. For all the times they bit/hissed at/charged at me as a kid. Toddlers are meant to chase anything that moves. These are the only two animals that ever took it personally, the bastards.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 706
Joined: 8 Sep 2008

cliff racers and those god damn dirty mayans and babalonians, they nuke me EVERY CHANCE THEY FUCKING GET.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2113
Joined: 15 Jun 2008

Affirmative Action.
I will see it ended.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007

avykins:
My brother. Bastard moves into my freaking house and within 3 days we have our first fist fight. I really should just poison the bastard or stab him in his sleep...

You can't kick him out (figuratively and literally)?

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 620
Joined: 31 Jul 2008

Nimbus:
I'm suprised this wasn't filled with "Jack Thompson"

Jack Thompson is less of a serious mortal enemy and more one of those cheesy comic book villains that turns up every week, gets their ass handed to them, and then swears revenge.

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Hoppetussa:
Khaaan!!

Oh, i did laugh.

The List;

Fashion Cynics
Eviljoe
Internet Intellectuals
My Dog's Fur
Nikolai Tesla
Nazi Youth
Garbage Men
Relativity
Sir Ian Mckellen
Gandalf
Razors
The 3 Extra Inches I Never Managed To Grow. Upwards, You Sick Bastards.
My Capslock Key And My Ongoing Charade That I Meant To Start This Shitball Of A Tradition.
Street Signs
The Moon
Mcdonalds Employees
Any Song With Or 'Choo' As A Lyric Apart From A Cheery Children's Train Jingle
The Far East
The Far West
The Far Side
The Number 42
Tim Buckley
Tim Buckleys Dog
My Own Envy/Adoration Towards Jack Black
Wikipedia
The Page On Me Wikipedia Does Not Have
Porn Stars
Children's Cartoons That Aren't From My Childhood Era
People Who Inexplicably Have Fun Playing The Wii Even After I've Told Them It's Not Possible
Internet Film Critics
Film Critics
Films
Critics
The Internet
My Football Team, For Winning The Premiership And Making It Very Hard To Play The Oppressed Underdog
The Feeling You Get When You Know You Should Be Sleeping, But Are To Tired To Sleep
Italics
This List
My Inability To Stop Typing This List
Girl Scouts
Reptiles
Low Earth Orbits
Cookies That Are Deceptively Soft On The Outside, But So Hard In The Middle That You Unsuspectingly Hurt Your Teeth On Them
Dumbledore
Semi-Automatic Weapons, Make Up Your Minds You Fence-Sitting Bastards!
Combination Locks
Dreadnoughts
The Third Reich
Leaky Pens
Female Superheros Whose Powers Do Not Include Filling Out A Shirt Nicely, I Know What I Want And I Have No Regrets!
MMO's I Am Not Playing
More So, MMO's I Am Playing
New 'Corporate Whore' Nickelodeon
The Dean Of Unseen University
Forms
Money I Don't Own (I'll Get You Someday)
The Equator
The Tropic Of Cancer
Accents

...

Thats About It.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 884
Joined: 19 Sep 2008

The Bible. Oh how great the world would be without it!

Beat Writer
Posts: 131
Joined: 3 Nov 2008

a part of me wants to say "THE stop sign"
the other one says "hungarian notation"
and the third one screams "MACROS in C++"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2787
Joined: 5 Aug 2008

The word "alot", and anyone who uses it (you know who you are).

On the Record
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Joined: 24 Apr 2008

AuntyEthel:
The Bible. Oh how great the world would be without it!

So sure? We don't know how the world would be from here on out without it. Personally, i don't think we need it any more.

But don't count the good book out of our history, it's done great things for us in the past.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 89
Joined: 3 Nov 2008

anyone whose posted more posts than me on the escapist^^ as one might guess, I have a few misanthropic tendencies xD

Beat Writer
Posts: 215
Joined: 20 Oct 2007

Death is my mortal enemy.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 490
Joined: 23 Nov 2007

Kiefer13:

Nimbus:
I'm suprised this wasn't filled with "Jack Thompson"

Jack Thompson is less of a serious mortal enemy and more one of those cheesy comic book villains that turns up every week, gets their ass handed to them, and then swears revenge.

Defeated by Hostess Fruit Pies, the least of the Hostess crime fighting snacks.

perfectimo:
The sun. Always watching me throught the day. One day I'll blow it up, mwahahaaaaaa!

I'm already on it. If all goes according to plan, we only have 4.5 billion years before the sun blows up. As long as that cursed MacGyver stays in retirement.

Paperboy
Posts: 20
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

the guy who decided that everyone outside of japan should call Dr Robotnik "Dr. Eggman" *shudder* ROBOTNIK FOR EVER!!!!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 8 May 2008

Duck Sandwich:

avykins:
My brother. Bastard moves into my freaking house and within 3 days we have our first fist fight. I really should just poison the bastard or stab him in his sleep...

You can't kick him out (figuratively and literally)?

Technically I only half own it. Other half I had to borrow some $$ from my father so until I buy him out (another few years at least) then ya. Really sucks.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 884
Joined: 19 Sep 2008

Ultrajoe:

AuntyEthel:
The Bible. Oh how great the world would be without it!

So sure? We don't know how the world would be from here on out without it. Personally, i don't think we need it any more.

But don't count the good book out of our history, it's done great things for us in the past.

Fine, I'll rephrase it. The Bible, cause everything I find fun is evil according to it.

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