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Gone Gonzo
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santaandy:
In Good Luck Chuck watching Chuck turn into a psycho stalker and the movie seeming to be okay with it made me feel pain for paying $8 to see it.

Knowing that you paid $8 to see that movie pains me as well. You have my deepest sympathies.

Anyway, mine is in The Mist -

And the ending was very painful, emotionally. A kick in the balls to your soul. You can read about it in my post in the "stories without happy endings" thread.

On the Record
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You want painful? I actually paid for and sat through Paschendale (don't know if I spelled it right, but fuck it sucked so bad, I don't care).

I was so jazzed about that film... A WW1 movie (rare) about Canadians in the war (rarer). What I wasn't expecting was a suck-ass romance so pathetic and dry that I'd have rather spent the two hours being anally violated. Yes, the movie was SO bad the time would have been better spent being raped up the pooper. I only sat through the whole of it because of some shattered hope that eventually they'd get to actual combat and action. Nope.

Infamous Scribbler
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Ultrajoe:
Snide: Zombie movies, none of the characters have even a pinch of common sense (basic, widespread, zombie understanding aside), it hurts to watch.

Serious: That movie, clooney, can't remember, has his fingernails torn out. Ouch.

Syriana. Damn good movie.

Copy Clerk
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zoozilla:
Anyone here see Rambo? The goriest movie ever made; it was pretty cringe-worthy at the beginning, but by the end you've seen so many people get blown into thousands of small meaty chunks that you just kind of passively see it happening.

Have you seen it in High Def? Even worse, the blood, theres just so much of it.

On the Record
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mr mcshiznit:
In Jackass 2 when the guys are on a teeter-totter whith a bull running underneith them. It made me laugh soo hard i cant even tell you. So yeah my gut was hurtin...i couldnt breath.

Oh pretty much the entire Jackass 2, especially when Steve-O snorts wasabi. AH, I almost screamed in pain.

Red Guard
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Ultrajoe:

Serious: That movie, clooney, can't remember, has his fingernails torn out. Ouch.

I'm pretty sure that was 'Syriana'.

Anyways, on topic: The end of Schindler's List when Oscar is thinking of all the things he could have sold to save more people. I tear up every time.

Gone Gonzo
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"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!"
Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. Not your finest cinematic moment. Still not as bad as that godawful "The Condemned" though.

Gone Gonzo
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Jean Claude VanDamme's rousing speech in Street Fighter.

I swear, If I controlled the fate of the Universe, we would have all died right there and then.

Gone Gonzo
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I was watching a movie called Creep when I was younger (I really shouldn't have) it was about a woman who get's locked in the London Underground at night and a weird monster is trying to kill her. There was one scene where the protaganist is in this weird birthing suite which a chair with stirrups and lots of mutated babies in jars, then, I don't really remember what happens but there was the sound of lots of babies crying and I think the monster was about to stab her in her... place...

Safe to say I'm never watching that again.

Infamous Scribbler
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Xhumed:
"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!"
Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. Not your finest cinematic moment. Still not as bad as that godawful "The Condemned" though.

Oh damn, they actually said it?

Gone Gonzo
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SecretTacoNinja:
I was watching a movie called Creep when I was younger (I really shouldn't have) it was about a woman who get's locked in the London Underground at night and a weird monster is trying to kill her. There was one scene where the protaganist is in this weird birthing suite which a chair with stirrups and lots of mutated babies in jars, then, I don't really remember what happens but there was the sound of lots of babies crying and I think the monster was about to stab her in her... place...

Safe to say I'm never watching that again.

I saw that... really wish I hadn't. It was just horrific.

Also, the eye-gouging from both 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later (there's a scene of this in each of them, and I still can't stand to watch either).

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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Just about every scene from the movie "The Dentist". Dear...God...

Infamous Scribbler
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fix-the-spade:
Jean Claude VanDamme's rousing speech in Street Fighter.

I swear, If I controlled the fate of the Universe, we would have all died right there and then.

But why go out on such a bad note?

BTW, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tC-14ajh-E

Gone Gonzo
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I all most cried from pain at the end of the third Matrix movie. You all know, the part when Trinity is sitting there sobbing out that utter trash bullshit with multiple pieces of steel through her gut and chest. It is so canned and hammed up it made me ask for my money back. I wanted to shoot Trinity in the face myself. As if anyone could even speak a word with that many pieces of metal in their body. Gad damn it was so bad it made me hate the first Matrix and I loved that movie. I hate the Wachowski brothers forever for what they did to the Matrix series. Dumb bastards that they are. I hope they get denied for everything they ever want to do in Hollywood.

NOTE: I did not put this in spoilers because if you have not seen the Matrix movies I would like to know what rock you have been living under for the past few years.

Gone Gonzo
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Dentata. Thanks a lot, Sigmund Freud.

Gone Gonzo
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The scene in Das Boot when they watch some of the sailors on the British freighter jump into the burning sea & drown made me cry. I was 7at the time :-)

Oh & Transformers, every scene, consequtively, made me hurt. But especially:
Megatron: Humans Dont Deserve to live
Optimus: They deserve to choose for themselves

The Strangers too, that was a painfull film to watch once the "omg he's in the house part was over"

Press Junketeer
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American History X, where Ed Nortons chracter makes his rival put his open mouth on the curb, and then he stomps on his head.

I think my own jaw locked up on that one and I felt queasy.

Gone Gonzo
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Alone Disciple:
American History X, where Ed Norton's character makes his rival put his open mouth on the curb, and then he stomps on his head.

I think my own jaw locked up on that one and I felt queasy.

LOL, yah, that was ruthless.

Beat Writer
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I have to go with the "Requiem for a Dream" and "SAW" scenes.

Infamous Scribbler
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The_Great_Milenko:
007 Casino Royal-When Daniel Craig gets stripped buck ass naked and gets whipped int the balls by the villain

Eww.

Beat Writer
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I used to watch Batman and Robin as a kid. I liked it quite a bit, but I was around 7 or 8 at the time, I couldn't know any better. Fast-forward to about a year ago, when I decided to pop it in for old time's sake. I lasted about 15 minutes. I never felt so ashamed of myself for liking something so terrible as a kid.

In terms of emotional pain, I'd have to say Mufasa's death in The Lion King. I've seen that movie dozens of times, I can recite it word for word with enough time and effort, and that scene where Simba cries for help and curls up with his dead father STILL gets me every time I watch it. I wish cartoons nowadays still had that level of storytelling.

Infamous Scribbler
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When the Godzilla movie came out years ago and Godzilla dies. I cried so hard over that. (i was only like 7)

Gone Gonzo
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gremily:
When the Godzilla movie came out years ago and Godzilla dies. I cried so hard over that. (i was only like 7)

That was not a real Godzilla movie. It was shit.

On the Record
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axia777:

Alone Disciple:
American History X, where Ed Norton's character makes his rival put his open mouth on the curb, and then he stomps on his head.

I think my own jaw locked up on that one and I felt queasy.

LOL, yah, that was ruthless.

I LOVE that scene... I just imagine the guy getting stomped is a PETArd instead a ganger, and it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Muckraker
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Pretty much most of Wanted. That movie was terrible. It hurt because i paid $10 to see it.

Press Junketeer
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I think the one which always gets me would have to be the scene in Misery when Kathy Bates breaks James Caan's ankles with a sledgehammer.

Gone Gonzo
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gremily:
When the Godzilla movie came out years ago and Godzilla dies. I cried so hard over that. (i was only like 7)

I cried when the real Godzilla died (though I have to admit, it did look really cool).

Gone Gonzo
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JBarracudaL:
I think the one which always gets me would have to be the scene in Misery when Kathy Bates breaks James Caan's ankles with a sledgehammer.

I actually second this one. That was one of the most ruthless scenes in movie history. It would kill you but it would be sheer agony.

rottenbutter:

gremily:
When the Godzilla movie came out years ago and Godzilla dies. I cried so hard over that. (i was only like 7)

I cried when the real Godzilla died (though I have to admit, it did look really cool).

Oh, ok. I get it. Most people these days are referring to the new Godzilla movie with Mathew Broderick.

Gone Gonzo
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sorry, double post

Pulitzer Laureate
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The_Great_Milenko:

007 Casino Royal-When Daniel Craig gets stripped buck ass naked and gets whipped int the balls by the villain

I agree, I was cringing at theis scene, while the girl next to me was thinking "Why is he making funny faces at me?"

Beat Writer
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I'd have to say that several moments in Sin City were wince-inducing. The guy getting shot by a magnum in his balls, then later having them manually torn off, then his head getting punched into nothing. And also, then the dog eating Elijah Wood, and the "pez dispenser" bit.

On a similar note, the part in Grindhouse's "Planet Terror" where the scientist gets his balls clipped off. Then later, Quentin Tarantino's body decaying rapidly and his balls melting off.

I know that involves a lot of balls-related scenes, but those were pretty shocking.

I guess the other movie that really made me wince was (how did anyone not use this one) Passion of the Christ. If you know anything about the movie, then explanation is unnecessary.

One part in a TV show, a children's cartoon, if you will, is a scene in Invader Zim where he uses the head of teammate to ram open a closed door, and the teammate's head pops and sprays fluid.

Gone Gonzo
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I cringed at the part in Hostel when the woman had her optic nerve cut. *shudders*

I think I speak for every guy on here as well when I say the scene in Hostel 2 when the man's dick is cut off and fed to a dog as well.

Gone Gonzo
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I can't believe I forgot this - that scene in The Dead Zone where that guy commits suicide by attaching a pair of scissors to the edge of the kitchen sink, opening his mouth, putting his hands behind his head, and....ugh.

Pretty much all of David Cronenberg's movies have a "cringe moment".

Beat Writer
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Ultrajoe:

Serious: That movie, clooney, can't remember, has his fingernails torn out. Ouch.

This is what I thought of when I watched this scene. I don't think I said anything for a while after.

I saw that and had pretty much the same reaction. Unfortunately, my 8 year old brother walked into the room at that time...he left soon after. Also, I'm not sure (I doubt I'm right), but wasn't that Syriana? I remember the film vividly, but not the name. In fact, I'm not even sure if I saw the real Syriana (if, in fact, this is not it).

Paperboy
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Mine have to be:
-->the curb-stomping in American Histor X (oh it makes my mouth hurt just thinking about it...)
-->Episodes II and III (I was okay, but not as good as IV, V, and VI.)
-->the ball smashing in Casino Royale (I'm a girl and that hurt!)
-->the basement fights in Fight Club. It's an amazing movie, but when he destroys Angel, I just wanted to cry...
-->Steven Segal movies
-->the original Disney movies (I can watch them now and still get soppy.)

I can't think of any more at the moment, but wait till I can go look at all my movies, there's tons more...

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