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Anarchemitis
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It's a pot of boiling water on a bunsen burner.

Vanguard1219
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He didn't want to know, man! He didn't want to know!

Deadlydorito
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Hey man i really enjoy the humour, the art not so much... but you will get better at it naturally so dont worry there.

Is the man sfirst love the donkey itself?

Labyrinth
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FeNinja, I hurt him because I love him. And the mammal reference wasn't to Gerald.

Lord Krunk
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Ultrajoe:
To clarify, any Ultra knight is in the format [Title]Joe. He could be Fejoe, or Ninjajoe... Should he end up Ulraknighted.

But, as that would be as pompous and blowhardy on my behalf as it is possible to get, i'll just say that this comic has my utter and total Ultra Approval. I'll let people measure the worth of that statement on their own terms, i don't pretend that everyone likes me. But if you do value my opinion then this comic is your new god and your genitals stir at the very mention of it.

The Iron Joe?

Clairaudient
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Lord Krunk:
The Iron Joe?

Live from Kitchen Stadium. It's IRON JOE.

2 Joes enter, one Joe leaves.

Today's special ingredient is... TROLL FODDER!

Lord Krunk
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Clairaudient:

Lord Krunk:
The Iron Joe?

Live from Kitchen Stadium. It's IRON JOE.

2 Joes enter, one Joe leaves.

Today's special ingredient is... TROLL FODDER!

I might tweak that.

Live from Kitchen Stadium, It's Iron Chef New Zealand!

A man with many talents, he has mastered the art of ninja cookery, an ability that allows you to cook while backflipping off walls! After the knighting of the purple blue demon god known as The Ultra Joe, he changed his name from The Iron Ninja to The Iron Joe, and has discovered the art of ULTRA Cookery! Now the challenger must face off against this powerful foe, and their fame will be forever etched in history!

And now for today's special ingredient... ROTTEN BUTTER!

The_Logician19
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The Iron Ninja:
Well, it's pretty much a whole day later than I should have been able to post it (Big hearty sarcastic thanks to Vista and my shoddy ADSL adaptor), but here's the fourth comic.

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Wait a second...

A guy in a black cloak?

Offering to help people?

And then doing something extremely stupid?

And then being refered to as a magician?

...

...

Go figure. I'm in a comic.

Lord Krunk
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By the way, am I the only one that noticed that he didn't name Issue 4?

PurpleRain
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The Iron Ninja:

PurpleRain:

Ultrajoe:

PurpleRain:
Nice work once more. Though I would have thought that the cloaked man would have been Necro.

$30 say's it you.

Could be. But me and Fe (is it sir Fe now?) have had shaddy dealings behind the scenes with that.

Very shady dealings, blood pacts were made, orphans were sacrificed, first born sons were offered as a bond. PurpleRain will appear in the comic.

How many orphans was it. First it was one, then we had some stubbies, then I remember we were naked covered in liver. Man, you should have seen your face when Mrs Ninja (aka your mother) saw you.

Anyways, I've been working on said appearance with another member of the boards. Contraversy will be had, and perhaps Hey Joe may have something to say about it.

The Iron Ninja
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Lord Krunk:
By the way, am I the only one that noticed that he didn't name Issue 4?

I decided to not name them anymore, eventually I would have to resort to puns of some sort, and I couldn't allow that to happen.

The_Logician19:

Go figure. I'm in a comic.

*Bursts bubble*

I hate to do that, but unless the Logician is feeling sneaky and has disguised himself as a shady advertiser. Your cameo hasn't happened yet.

Lord Krunk
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The Iron Ninja:

Lord Krunk:
By the way, am I the only one that noticed that he didn't name Issue 4?

I decided to not name them anymore, eventually I would have to resort to puns of some sort, and I couldn't allow that to happen.

Valve does it.

I understand entirely, but you could name the issue after a quote from said issue. Like Rob does in Unforgotten Realms.

Arntor
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Shady advertiser looks like Qayin's avatar. Is that him?

The Iron Ninja
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Arntor:
Shady advertiser looks like Qayin's avatar. Is that him?

No. Shady advertiser is Google ads. I just chose an appearance that wouldn't look too much like anyone, except Qayin and the Logician apparently.

Reaperman Wompa
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The Iron Ninja:

Arntor:
Shady advertiser looks like Qayin's avatar. Is that him?

No. Shady advertiser is Google ads. I just chose an appearance that wouldn't look too much like anyone, except Qayin and the Logician apparently.

Maybe in future make all characters who could be mistaken wear rainbow jumpsuits and gimp masks?
Admittedly some posters might get concerned that you have seen them in real life but still it doesn't resemble anyones avatar.
Just to stop the confusion...

Larenxis
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Fantastic! This one is by far my favourite. Well, so far. I have faith that it'll only get better. But bravo, nonetheless.

Armitage Shanks
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I don't know if you meant it, but "those shoes are off the page" had me chortling quite heartily.

RAKtheUndead
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The Iron Ninja:
He would also like to point out that he is an Anthropod, not a mammal.

Anthropod? What, "man foot"? I believe you mean arthropod.

The Iron Ninja
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RAKtheUndead:

The Iron Ninja:
He would also like to point out that he is an Anthropod, not a mammal.

Anthropod? What, "man foot"? I believe you mean arthropod.

Ah, indeed it is. I should probably start checking these things before I post them.

*Mutters to self while adding RAKtheUndead to the list*

Edit: You too Smallharmlesskitten, Gerald is very, very disappointed with you.

smallharmlesskitten
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Hmmm...

I probably shouldn't mention I had crab for dinner.....

doh!

rottenbutter
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Lord Krunk:
I might tweak that.

Live from Kitchen Stadium, It's Iron Chef New Zealand!

A man with many talents, he has mastered the art of ninja cookery, an ability that allows you to cook while backflipping off walls! After the knighting of the purple blue demon god known as The Ultra Joe, he changed his name from The Iron Ninja to The Iron Joe, and has discovered the art of ULTRA Cookery! Now the challenger must face off against this powerful foe, and their fame will be forever etched in history!

And now for today's special ingredient... ROTTEN BUTTER!

Should I feel honored... or scared, and start running for my life?

mkb07a
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Honestly, I smiled the whole time I read that comic (#4), and I think that's all that matters. It brings a bit of joy into my day, and on a day like today, it was very, very much appreciated.

I don't know why I like these comics so much- maybe because it's so simple and sometimes, xkcd makes me sad that I don't know quantum mechanics. These comics just... make my heart happy.

crimson5pheonix
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rottenbutter:

Lord Krunk:
I might tweak that.

Live from Kitchen Stadium, It's Iron Chef New Zealand!

A man with many talents, he has mastered the art of ninja cookery, an ability that allows you to cook while backflipping off walls! After the knighting of the purple blue demon god known as The Ultra Joe, he changed his name from The Iron Ninja to The Iron Joe, and has discovered the art of ULTRA Cookery! Now the challenger must face off against this powerful foe, and their fame will be forever etched in history!

And now for today's special ingredient... ROTTEN BUTTER!

Should I feel honored... or scared, and start running for my life?

Maybe you should refrigerate yourself, nobody likes butter pre-melted. You can't spread it.

TMAN10112
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I love this comic more and more with every new panel. keep up the good work and looking foward to see what happens in the next comic.

Calobi
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crimson5pheonix:

rottenbutter:

Lord Krunk:
I might tweak that.

Live from Kitchen Stadium, It's Iron Chef New Zealand!

A man with many talents, he has mastered the art of ninja cookery, an ability that allows you to cook while backflipping off walls! After the knighting of the purple blue demon god known as The Ultra Joe, he changed his name from The Iron Ninja to The Iron Joe, and has discovered the art of ULTRA Cookery! Now the challenger must face off against this powerful foe, and their fame will be forever etched in history!

And now for today's special ingredient... ROTTEN BUTTER!

Should I feel honored... or scared, and start running for my life?

Maybe you should refrigerate yourself, nobody likes butter pre-melted. You can't spread it.

But you can pour it. It's actually quite useful on things that break apart when you would normally spread butter.

crimson5pheonix
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Calobi:

crimson5pheonix:

rottenbutter:

Lord Krunk:
I might tweak that.

Live from Kitchen Stadium, It's Iron Chef New Zealand!

A man with many talents, he has mastered the art of ninja cookery, an ability that allows you to cook while backflipping off walls! After the knighting of the purple blue demon god known as The Ultra Joe, he changed his name from The Iron Ninja to The Iron Joe, and has discovered the art of ULTRA Cookery! Now the challenger must face off against this powerful foe, and their fame will be forever etched in history!

And now for today's special ingredient... ROTTEN BUTTER!

Should I feel honored... or scared, and start running for my life?

Maybe you should refrigerate yourself, nobody likes butter pre-melted. You can't spread it.

But you can pour it. It's actually quite useful on things that break apart when you would normally spread butter.

Well enough, but it's quicker to melt butter than to gel it back, if the chef's want melted butter, they can microwave him for a few seconds. Otherwise they have to put him in the fridge for a few hours and that would waste time.

The_root_of_all_evil
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Someone dressed in shadows that happens to be advertising really cheap tat?

That's got to be me. ;)

TheGhostOfSin
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The_Logician19:

A guy in a black cloak?

Offering to help people?

And then doing something extremely stupid?

And then being refered to as a magician?

...

...

Go figure. I'm in a comic.

It can't be you, it didn't apologise for anything.

Jamanticus
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I like this 4th comic.

The plot is nice and light, and the dialogue is good- keep 'em coming, Iron Ninja.

meatloaf231
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I approve. Carry on.

NewClassic
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The_root_of_all_evil:
Someone dressed in shadows that happens to be advertising really cheap tat?

That's got to be me. ;)

Dear God, Root is yellow now... I think I'm going to cry. Little Root's all grown up now. It's enough to bring a tear to my eye.

The_root_of_all_evil
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NewClassic:

The_root_of_all_evil:
Someone dressed in shadows that happens to be advertising really cheap tat?

That's got to be me. ;)

Dear God, Root is yellow now... I think I'm going to cry. Little Root's all grown up now. It's enough to bring a tear to my eye.

Sorry, I'll get off your foot now.

NewClassic
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The_root_of_all_evil:

NewClassic:

The_root_of_all_evil:
Someone dressed in shadows that happens to be advertising really cheap tat?

That's got to be me. ;)

Dear God, Root is yellow now... I think I'm going to cry. Little Root's all grown up now. It's enough to bring a tear to my eye.

Sorry, I'll get off your foot now.

Thanks. Those pain receptors on the toes are especially vicious this time of year. FeNinja tuned them too well, I think.

Singing Gremlin
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In fact, Root is yellow, and, by combining all his active badges, a nefarious hound-lover zombie. I'm not sure why that occurred to me, it just did. And I like to roll with these things.

So, Ninja, do you have a specific plot you intend to follow or are you just seeing where the wine and cheese induced nocturnal hallucinations send you?

The Iron Ninja
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Definately the wine and cheese one.

I'm about a third of the way through the fifth comic now and I'm still not entirely sure what is happening in it.

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