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Lord Krunk
Gone Gonzo
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Ultrajoe:

The Iron Ninja:
Everything seems to be glowing for some reason.

Its Ultrasparkle. I Demand It.

In other news, we might need to find another way of doing this...

It sort of looks like a church window.

I think you should just keep your webcomic the way it is. The fact that it was entirely done in paint is half the charm of the comic, in my opinion. Who cares how fancy it is?

The Purple Crusader
Paperboy
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

Great comic!

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008

Easykill:
Yeah, as awesome as it is, I don't think The Iron Pirate suits you.

Most certainly not.
I'll be getting that free trial, but I'll get it later, since I'm going to be away for a good portion of the 30 days if I download it now.

Ultrajoe:

Ultrasparkle. I Demand It.

Here you go then.

image

Other than just condemning myself to an early grave, this picture also serves the purpose of showing the best that my photostudio program can possibly manage to do.

jim_doki
Gone Gonzo
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Um, ultrajoe, i love you, but right now you look like one of the totally spies. In armour

Lord Krunk
Gone Gonzo
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It's Ultrajosephine!

I was wondering when she would make a return!

Dechef
Press Junketeer
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I'm just gonna reaffirm what without a dout many have posted before me: those comics are really awesome, keep up zhe fine work.

Ultrajoe
On the Record
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That. Is. Awesome.

It seems i have even commandeered a mystical head-dwelling plant ally! His powers are death and his creed is vengeance. His name is Ultrapansy and he is my dearest non-human friend, second to Ultradog. Who outranks even my human friends.

Also, i second Krunk: It needs not changing. Also, Ultrajosephine only appears when, like mighty Thor, i must sneak into places dressed as a woman. I got kicked out ages ago for beating up Odin, but the drinks are great and it lets me wear dresses meet up with old friends.

Also, may i request Ultrasparkle on the Ultrajoe whenever he appears? Something to make me even more god-like. Awesome.

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
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Ultrajoe:
may i request Ultrasparkle on the Ultrajoe whenever he appears? Something to make me even more god-like. Awesome.

Including the pink background?
It would be kind of hard to see what he's fighting/talking to prior to fighting if he was enveloped in pink the entire time.

Lord Krunk:
It's Ultrajosephine!

I was wondering when she would make a return!

Nonsense.
If it was Ultrajosephine she would have an apron and feather duster.

Ultrajoe
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The Iron Ninja:

Ultrajoe:
may i request Ultrasparkle on the Ultrajoe whenever he appears? Something to make me even more god-like. Awesome.

Including the pink background?
It would be kind of hard to see what he's fighting/talking to prior to fighting if he was enveloped in pink the entire time.

I like how 'Not fighting' isn't an option. My approval climbs with every post you make in this thread.

I think making him a little camp could be hilarious. So not the pink, but if you wanted to have him singing Celine Dion at Karaoke, go right ahead. Or have one aspect of him a bit gay, example; he fusses over Ultradog like a socialite with her purse-dog. This is all a ways off, because i imagine you have a bit to go before the plot requires more Ultra. However, if you were to reach a bar, you could have a whole thing of different users singing karaoke.

tl;dr - Basically, i have no problem with you taking the piss out of me should you feel the need.

Richard Groovy Pants
BANNED
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Fear me and my Photoshop prowess you contemptible wretches!

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Hmm although it might be a bit too blurry around the poor sods face.
Well if you start using a brush in Photoshop instead of the pencil you'll solve whatever problems you may have with it.

User was banned for: FUN FORUM GAME THX FO PLAYIN :3. (Permanent)
Xhumed
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 15 Jun 2008

The Iron Ninja:

Xhumed:
I think you missed my shameless attempt to get in on this action.

Huh... Did you edit that in or was that just me being rather closed minded about what I read and missing it?

Any preferences for being good/evil?

I think good, since I'm not really henchman material.

(and yes, I hit post accidentally too soon and had to edit it.)

Singing Gremlin
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Xhumed:

I think good, since I'm not really henchman material.

(and yes, I hit post accidentally too soon and had to edit it.)

Bah, you're no fun! Evil all the way, being a maniac henchman is so much cooler. Well, in a choice between the two anyway. Most fun is a chaotic neutral random character. Can be good or evil as the mood takes you that way.

Johnn Johnston
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Lord Krunk:
It's Ultrajosephine!

I was wondering when she would make a return!

Let's be honest, here.

Did she ever even leave?

Jumplion
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The Iron Ninja:
Here you go then.

image

Other than just condemning myself to an early grave, this picture also serves the purpose of showing the best that my photostudio program can possibly manage to do.

My god, that picture has scared me more than anything else I've seen on the Escapist!

Bah, I'm sick of being on and off the off-topic boards, I feel left out.

Jamanticus
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Neosage:
Jamanticus eh. I don't think we will be seeing him for a while. Let's just say he took a little trip. I took care of him. I don't think he will mind. hehehe.

....

The great Jamanticus pulls in the scattered fractal fragments of his form. Within seconds, he is whole again.

Did you honestly think an insignificant thing like 13 hydrogen bombs could stop me?

His form changes color and his fine structure morphs into something that still can only be described using non-Euclidian geometry.

What, why so surprised, Neosage? No, don't get up- just remember these last moments....

A crash of thunder, a flash of light. Brilliant white tendrils of pure mathematics reach out from Jamanticus' leftmost quadrant and envelop the soon-to-be late Neosage

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What have you to say for yourself now?

Neosage
Gone Gonzo
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Jamanticus:

What have you to say for yourself now?

Um.....thanks for the awesome desktop wallpaper?

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:

Jamanticus:

What have you to say for yourself now?

Um.....thanks for the awesome desktop wallpaper?

Oh no you dih-ent! That was an amazing burn, right there.

Neosage
Gone Gonzo
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Johnn Johnston:

Neosage:

Jamanticus:

What have you to say for yourself now?

Um.....thanks for the awesome desktop wallpaper?

Oh no you dih-ent! That was an amazing burn, right there.

Oh yes I dih-id.

Jamanticus
Gone Gonzo
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Neosage:

Jamanticus:

What have you to say for yourself now?

Um.....thanks for the awesome desktop wallpaper?

You're welcome- I give them to every victim in their last moments.

Neosage
Gone Gonzo
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Jamanticus:

Neosage:

Jamanticus:

What have you to say for yourself now?

Um.....thanks for the awesome desktop wallpaper?

You're welcome- I give them to every victim in their last moments.

Well I hope you have made your self a good one. :)

Jamanticus
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 7 Sep 2008

Neosage:
Well I hope you have made your self a good one. :)

Is that a threat I hear? A threat from a creature armored only in metal plates and a Santa Claus hat, utterly powerless in my grasp? You have spirit.

Anyway, feel free to use that tiger fractal (even though there's no reason for you to require permission from me, obviously......Still......). If I use it as my avatar, it'll just look like a plain old tiger, without all those fantastic tangential lines and such....

Neosage
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Jamanticus:

Neosage:
Well I hope you have made your self a good one. :)

Is that a threat I hear? A threat from a creature armored only in metal plates and a Santa Claus hat, utterly powerless in my grasp? You have spirit.

I think we should be allies actually.

Xhumed
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Singing Gremlin:

Xhumed:

I think good, since I'm not really henchman material.

(and yes, I hit post accidentally too soon and had to edit it.)

Bah, you're no fun! Evil all the way, being a maniac henchman is so much cooler. Well, in a choice between the two anyway. Most fun is a chaotic neutral random character. Can be good or evil as the mood takes you that way.

If I'm going to be a villain, I have to be THE villain. Since Archie is THE villain, I'd prefer to be more of an anti-hero type.

Anarchemitis
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The Iron Ninja:

Easykill:
Yeah, as awesome as it is, I don't think The Iron Pirate suits you.

Most certainly not.
I'll be getting that free trial, but I'll get it later, since I'm going to be away for a good portion of the 30 days if I download it now.

Ultrajoe:

Ultrasparkle. I Demand It.

Here you go then.

image

Other than just condemning myself to an early grave, this picture also serves the purpose of showing the best that my photostudio program can possibly manage to do.

image
If it's sporting, maybe Iron Ninja and I can begin thus a rivalry of Computer Art skill and prowess. That or I just became the goat by totally 1up-ing someone who has the Star badge for no reason.
Or we can all just enjoy a drink whilst looking at neat pictures.

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 2 Dec 2007

Nice pic Anny. So what's the dealio about the comics. I'm not one to rush anyone, or be a demanding public, just curious as to where it all got to?

Zemalac
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 998
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

PurpleRain:
Nice pic Anny. So what's the dealio about the comics. I'm not one to rush anyone, or be a demanding public, just curious as to where it all got to?

I believe FeNinja is on vacation, or some such nonsense.

Ultrajoe
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Anarchemitis:

*Awesome joe-pic*

If it's sporting, maybe Iron Ninja and I can begin thus a rivalry of Computer Art skill and prowess. That or I just became the goat by totally 1up-ing someone who has the Star badge for no reason.
Or we can all just enjoy a drink whilst looking at neat pictures.

Apart from the ego-blooming fact that i now need a separate folder to store all joe-related paraphernalia that has been made over time, i can honestly say that i cannot get over how awesome this is.

The fact that the gold actually looks embossed is mighty, mighty impressive.

On another note, i have a commission/request for anyone who is artistically inclined. PM me for details.

EDIT: And... did you enlarge my biceps?

Iceman23
Beat Writer
Posts: 213
Joined: 20 Dec 2007

With all of these Ultra Joe pictures on this thread I'm beginning to wonder if someone is going to draw a picture of The Evil Joe in all of his riddle distributing evilness.

Hell, maybe he could be a villain in the comic itself, pretending to capture people and telling our heroes that he will only release them if they can figure out his riddles.

berethond
Gone Gonzo
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Awesome comics. You seem to be missing a certain giant eye, however.

Ultrajoe
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Iceman23:
With all of these Ultra Joe pictures on this thread I'm beginning to wonder if someone is going to draw a picture of The Evil Joe in all of his riddle distributing evilness.

Well, there goes the surprise of what my commission was, anyway.

However still PM me if you're interested, artists, as i have some specifications.

Anarchemitis
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Ultrajoe:

EDIT: And... did you enlarge my biceps?

It was hard to keep the profile realistic, but I must compliment Iron Ninja on his ability to make a realistic humanoid with... whatever his medium is.
The only major changes apart from the arms is his right thumb position is changed for realism, and I got lazy on the knee plates.

berethond
Gone Gonzo
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Anarchemitis:

Ultrajoe:

EDIT: And... did you enlarge my biceps?

It was hard to keep the profile realistic, but I must compliment Iron Ninja on his ability to make a realistic humanoid with... whatever his medium is.
The only major changes apart from the arms is his right thumb position is changed for realism, and I got lazy on the knee plates.

You did a very good job, by the way. I have no artistic talent at all. I can draw a mean stick figure, however.

The Iron Ninja
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008

Well I'm back from my holiday, where I got horribly sunburnt daring expedition into uncharted territory, where I fought foul monsters previously unknown to science in underground lava tunnels. So I can get started on the next comic.
Or rather I will in a day or two, as I have a lovely combination of sleep deprivation and sunstroke that I need to fix first.

Also, can somebody do a print screen of Anarchemitis's Joe picture and post it for me?
For reasons unknown to me, I cannot see it, no matter what I do.

Labyrinth
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 14 Oct 2007

The Iron Ninja:
Also, can somebody do a print screen of Anarchemitis's Joe picture and post it for me?
For reasons unknown to me, I cannot see it, no matter what I do.

I can't either and it's annoying as hell.

Indigo_Dingo
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Joined: 30 Jan 2008

How on earth can you resume the comic if you still haven't rescued Geralt?

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